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Marlena Had a weekend -- Acts its age and running jumping was awesome and there were smores
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Marlena had a weekend -- all bout trying to get unsick -- mostly just sick
    Website!
 
  
Stuart had a weekend and ITR
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Stuart had a weekend -- succeeding in getting worse, also sick; get board get carded and palantir
     and got interview at TOC
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    New Person!!!!
     New Person-- Ben Kaplan
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     Val, CS, NJ, tired
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     Simon, CS, Boss, he's here!
  
Mike had a weekend
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Mike -- we have an event -- it's digs!!!!! bring a shovel and voice
    Event was great, it was great and fire and it was great
 
    Get Board Get Carded is happening this weekned!
 
  
Zora had a weekend
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Zora had a weekend -- stutter stutter -- get board get carded and nerdy
     went home and slept because illness
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     Palantir and stuff and paper
    Bttlestar galactica
 
  
 
Skye had a weekend
 
Skye had a weekend
  
Dillon went to PennApps
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Dillon had a weekend and Palantir
  
Frieder only got 2 shirts at the TOC
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Frieder had a weekend where he did not get board but did get carded but Frieder's 3rd place got him a cooler blanket than stuarts
  
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The existing committee reports its existance
  
Existing committees
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The committee to burn down roselawn 7 apologizes for missing, but achieved step 1 by shutting off the water
  
    Avi won PennApps
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The committee for rolling down hills reports failure but awesome tunes
    CtFwS rules committee did stuff this weekend!
 
    Future is Now!
 
    The FIlm Club Committee had joined film club
 
    The Skyentology committee would like to apologize for the rain...
 
    The innovative technologies committee successfully tested its rainmaker!
 
    The ad hoc sad comic comittee would like to report a tiny snake going up to a big snake and made sure they were poisonous
 
   
 
  
Mike has the THING!!! -- the TOC is not their fault this week
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Old business -- Mike has the thing, lack of water is not Erin's fault
  
Frieder would like to make a $15 allocation for real russian hat!!!
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Itty Bitty Kitty Committee; to look at the kittens
     Passed!  
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    There are 4 and they're really tiny
     Hat given
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    ...And zora wants them as friends
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     Vote!
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     $6 to Erin, Ed, Stuart, and people who love cats
  
Motion to create an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies
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The DJK Nightmare in dreamland committee reports he was walking home and saw 2 cats staring at him
    Passed!
 
  
Inverted Colors Committee: Have anyone whos hair is dyed stand on their head
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The New Prophecy has not been achieved; new prophecy has not been achieved
     Zora says this fails
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     Vote
    Passed
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    $2 to Frieder
    $3 to Droodles, chaired by the polychromats
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    Both Frieders
  
Committee Jackers: To take control of and chair the next committee passed
 
    Passed
 
    $4 to Stuart and Frieder
 
  
Banach Tarski Banach Tarski: Wait, there are 2 hats?!?!?!
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Dream Math Committee: in their dreams, they can integrate anything
    Just one committee
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    In your dreams
    Passed
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    The little rock 9x+C
    $7 to McGinnis
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    Vote
    Chaired by all Committee Jackers chairs
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    $4to Mike
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    Mike and people who took integral tests
  
Use your words: punch first, ask questions later
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*Fig Leaf: censor illustrations in the traditional way
    Not endorsed by the KGB as an organization
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    All aboard the censor-ship!
    Frieder, you're totally supposed to protect the president
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    Vote!
    Passed
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    $1 to Jeff
    $18 to McGinnis
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    Jeff
    Chaired by: Frieder
 
  
CtFwS WtFwS CtFwS: Wait, a key this whole time?  
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Above ground tour: to run actual correct campus tours and confuse administration
     Passed
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    The campus gets the tour?  
     $3 t Murphy
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     Vote
     Chaired: Murphy
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     $1 to Frieder
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     Frieder who gives tours
  
The Committee to just tell me a story: so that Frieder can tell us a story
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Booth Committee reports BOOOOOOOTTTHHHHHH
     Passed
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Motion to make an allocation for $65 to the booth fee
     $4 to Frieder
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    Serious discussion-- the real serious business for the booth discussion
     Chaired by Christian and himself
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          What is booth, you ask? Organizations build a structure on the Morewood Lot made out of wood. It's pretty cool and people come through it -- so we work on it all year
           (FYI that company was PDT Partners... we're not being recorded)
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          We build things in the Stever Basement!! Stuart wants to talk about builds more -- approximately twice a week, sometimes more as the day looms
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     Booth is a lot of fun but also a lot of work an ultimately worth it
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     We want to make sure we have enough people interested
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     This is a roll call vote -- vote exactly once
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          A yes vote means you must show up -- a little time, not necessarily ALL THE TIME
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          Abstain means you have no time
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           No means you do not think we should do booth and have no time
  
I don't want to work but i have to: to go on Tumblr instead ... or various other things, or Reddit
 
    The innovative technologies committee approves
 
    The Xander Memorial committee reports success
 
    Heart in the Box
 
    Passed
 
    $2 to Drew
 
    Disbanded!
 
  
Shakespeare appreciation committee: retell stories inaccurately for people who are not paying attention
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     We had no "NO"s so that passed
     Shakespeare jokes
 
    Passed
 
    $5 to Droodles
 
    Chaired by anyone who made a shakespeare joke
 
  
See++Pourpose: SeaTurtle
 
    Motion to adopt a cTurtle?
 
    Passed
 
    $???
 
  
standing rule that if ppl cant think of someone to chair the committee soon enough it goes to frieder
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Jewish Grandmothers: Mashugena
     fails
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    Skye takes the time to speak conversational Yiddish
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    The AEPi community is confused as to why there's more Yiddish than Hebrew and proceeds to attempt Hebrew
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    Vote   
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    $6 to Frieder
 +
     KGB AEPi people will chair
  
Standing rule that if people can't think of someone to chair the committee soon enough it defaults to a arbitrary subset of attendance
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Let's actually attend tear down: to not be hung over
     Passed
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     Motion to put the table until right before teardown
   
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     tabled
Victor Sages' Answering Machine: To recieve all those calls
 
    Passed
 
    $3 to Drew
 
     Frieder shall chair
 
  
Unfortunate google searches: for when you really want to type the model symbol in latex
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Tables: Build a table out of tables in the booth
     We were all in cluster last year....
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    Will it replace the tiny table?
    Passed
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    Dillon -- 3 years ago there was a booth that had a triangular table with the puzzlepieces and pillowcases where rory lied to children
    $2 to Jay
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     The triangular table was a horrendous mistake and last year, well, we needed it
    Frieder
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    Life with archies....
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    Vote!
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    $5 to Dillon
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    People working on booth
  
This is totally serious business committee: XMEN ARE BETTER THAN AVENGERS
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Motion to allocate $60 for event
    Comics suck
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    Passes
    Passed
 
    $15 to Drew
 
    Chaired by people who like the avengers better
 
 
 
Last committee drew will ever buy{at this meeting}: to make drew personally fund the KGB
 
    Passed
 
    $67 to Drew
 
    DISBANDED
 
 
 
REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS: Get board get carded
 
    Vote on Booth next meeting!
 
   
 
Schmucks:
 
    R7 Party at 9, come have fun on Saturday!
 
 
 
We are now in purple
 
Purple and get pho!
 

Revision as of 09:56, 23 September 2014

Marlena had a weekend -- all bout trying to get unsick -- mostly just sick

Stuart had a weekend -- succeeding in getting worse, also sick; get board get carded and palantir

   New Person!!!!
   Val, CS, NJ, tired
   Simon, CS, Boss, he's here!

Mike -- we have an event -- it's digs!!!!! bring a shovel and voice

Zora had a weekend -- stutter stutter -- get board get carded and nerdy

   Palantir and stuff and paper

Skye had a weekend

Dillon had a weekend and Palantir

Frieder had a weekend where he did not get board but did get carded but Frieder's 3rd place got him a cooler blanket than stuarts

The existing committee reports its existance

The committee to burn down roselawn 7 apologizes for missing, but achieved step 1 by shutting off the water

The committee for rolling down hills reports failure but awesome tunes

Old business -- Mike has the thing, lack of water is not Erin's fault

Itty Bitty Kitty Committee; to look at the kittens

   There are 4 and they're really tiny
    ...And zora wants them as friends
   Vote!
   $6 to Erin, Ed, Stuart, and people who love cats

The DJK Nightmare in dreamland committee reports he was walking home and saw 2 cats staring at him

The New Prophecy has not been achieved; new prophecy has not been achieved

   Vote
   $2 to Frieder
   Both Frieders


Dream Math Committee: in their dreams, they can integrate anything

   In your dreams
   The little rock 9x+C
   Vote
   $4to Mike
   Mike and people who took integral tests
  • Fig Leaf: censor illustrations in the traditional way
   All aboard the censor-ship!
   Vote!
   $1 to Jeff
   Jeff

Above ground tour: to run actual correct campus tours and confuse administration

   The campus gets the tour? 
   Vote 
   $1 to Frieder
   Frieder who gives tours

Booth Committee reports BOOOOOOOTTTHHHHHH Motion to make an allocation for $65 to the booth fee

   Serious discussion-- the real serious business for the booth discussion 
         What is booth, you ask? Organizations build a structure on the Morewood Lot made out of wood. It's pretty cool and people come through it -- so we work on it all year
         We build things in the Stever Basement!! Stuart wants to talk about builds more -- approximately twice a week, sometimes more as the day looms
   Booth is a lot of fun but also a lot of work an ultimately worth it
   We want to make sure we have enough people interested
   This is a roll call vote -- vote exactly once
         A yes vote means you must show up -- a little time, not necessarily ALL THE TIME
         Abstain means you have no time
         No means you do not think we should do booth and have no time


   We had no "NO"s so that passed


Jewish Grandmothers: Mashugena

   Skye takes the time to speak conversational Yiddish
   The AEPi community is confused as to why there's more Yiddish than Hebrew and proceeds to attempt Hebrew 
   Vote     
   $6 to Frieder
   KGB AEPi people will chair

Let's actually attend tear down: to not be hung over

   Motion to put the table until right before teardown
   tabled

Tables: Build a table out of tables in the booth

   Will it replace the tiny table? 
   Dillon -- 3 years ago there was a booth that had a triangular table with the puzzlepieces and pillowcases where rory lied to children
   The triangular table was a horrendous mistake and last year, well, we needed it
   Life with archies....
    Vote!
    $5 to Dillon
    People working on booth

Motion to allocate $60 for event

    Passes