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Marlena Had a Weekend -- UGT and Home
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Marlena laser cut things
    She bellowed....
 
  
Stuart had a weekend -- underground tour!
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Stuart likes OS
     P1 OS
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    Nick Morin -- psych/bio, ny, has shoes
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Mike digs
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    Improv Night!
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     (No, not improve night)
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    CtfwS is happening Nov 7
  
Mike had a weekend -- also started with the underground tour
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Zora had a weekend
     they enjoyed it...
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     Karoke and a little ham
    Sunday work death
 
 
 
Zora -- underground tour
 
    tour to food
 
  
 
Skye had a weekend
 
Skye had a weekend
  
 
Dillon had a weekend
 
Dillon had a weekend
     UGT and OS
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     Solidarity fforever
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    OS, and OS, and OS, and more OS
  
Frieder weekend was the underground tour
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Frieder is sad that he doesn't have super powers
    and then didn't have a weekend
 
  
Committee Reports!
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The Don't worry its for science committee returns
2VP forgot to announce event -- IT'S RUNNING JUMPING CLIMBNING TREES
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The itty bitty kitty committee takes a moment to think about cats
    UC Black chairs at 6:30
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The committee to whore out the KGB can fix you
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The illustrious journalist collective is talking again... and we are quite scared
  
Max Bid is a failure
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The "computer" science committee has the contigency planning capacity of drunk snails
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The DJK nightmare in dreamland committee would like to report that it was swallowed y a giant monster
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  stung by 10000 bees, and then woke up and was almost seeing the stings
  
Sam has the Thing! -- he's not at fault for Wean Catching Fire
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The committee to whore out the KGB approves
  
Untable the 2VP forgot committee
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Old Business Committee
    Since the committe has fulfilled its purpose, motion to table indefinately
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Stuart has the thing!
          Been tabled
 
 
 
Committee to Stop
 
Purpse: Hammer Time
 
    Hammer's Face?
 
    Hammer Sharks?
 
    Vote!
 
    Abstain = passed
 
    $2 to Frieder
 
    Chaired by Frieder and all physics minors
 
 
 
Life without Archies Committee
 
Wean Hall
 
    Vote!
 
    Passed
 
    $1 to McGinnis
 
    Disbanded
 
 
 
2VP Forgot to report the event
 
Purpose: so Mike can report
 
    Motion to table for 2 eons
 
          after about 20 minutes
 
          Vote!
 
  
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Mathomagic committee; This thing definately turns into this thing becausee physics
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    16/64 by sixes is a viable reduction
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    Motion to add donald duck
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    Not listening but complete the square
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    Purple and get math
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    Vote!
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    $3 to Mike
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    Physics majors
  
Ruin Committees Committee
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Drunk snails committee; get snails drunk and have them teach a class
Purpose: assasinate the 2VP
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    Apple trees and snails  -- drunk wasps and snakes are crawling all over it
    Vote!
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    Let's put salt on snails in margaritas
     $3 to Frieder
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     $4 to Dillon
     Chaired by anyone below the 2VP in sucession
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     Snaillovers
  
Moving on to a boat committee
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I know everyone on the front page of the tartan; to get more people we know to do ridiculous things
purpose: mishear
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     $1 to Joe
    houseboats committee approves
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     Front page of tartan
    lonely island committee approves
 
    Boat!
 
     $2 to Dillon
 
     Chaired by any dropboat employees
 
  
The Real Actual Facts Committee
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Corporates right; to extend rights to corporations so we can set up an arranged marriage between PETA and the NRA
Purpose: we only said one line "my name is alex"
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    OTP
    The sex geccos died   
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    If animals had guns, they wouldnt be eating food
    Vote!
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    A group of researchers watched gorillas murder other gorillas
     $2 to Frieder   
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    Do you ship it
     Chaired by Frieder and the sex geccos
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     $2 to Stuart
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     KGB members who are not zombies and are also corporations
  
CtFwS Rules Committee
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Terrible fanfiction; terrible fanfiction
Purpose: change the CtFwS
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     The jist is, fanfic is terrible
    Serious tag!!!!!!!!
 
    Discuss the blue things
 
    Sam to blue
 
    how do we join? poke mike to join
 
    Vote
 
    $11 to Ed
 
     Mike shall chair
 
 
 
Exec Cover Up Committee
 
Purpose: the future, not the past
 
 
     $1 to Frieder
 
     $1 to Frieder
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    Disbanded
  
Not to exceed $50 for this event
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PETA for the ethically ethical treatment of animals; to make Peta recursive
     Passes
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    $1 to murphy
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     Pita bread makers
  
Forgetful exec
 
Purpose: Exec, get it together
 
    $2 to Frieder
 
    Charied by Frieder (he's on exec)
 
  
^ That committee reports SUBMIT TO PRAVDA
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The hide the bodies committee: to hide the bodieskin
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    Mellon is a bad place to hide bodies
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    $7 to Stuart
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    Corporations and zombies
  
Skye's computer is trash
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KGB Think Armada because then we can have all of the many iterations of this committee and the kitchen sink: because even thinking in a tank is better than what we're doing now
Purpose: to test the recsec
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    Cheeto fingers would be great
    but guys in the kgb its always Monday
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    Dirigibles
    Vote!     
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    Eternal hiccups or eternal cheeto fingers?
     $1 to McGinnis
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    $4 to Stuart
     DISBANDED
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    Frieder, Stuart, Skye -- admirals of the armada
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Butts: buts
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     $2 to Maija
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     Butts
  
Late Committee Reports Committee: if exec can forget it, so can the rest of us
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This one time in the Mellon Institute: FMS is awful
    This is what the time travel committee is fpr
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     We can get stuck in a lot of places. And its bad
     the DJK nightmare in dreamland committee reports silliness from dan john
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    $11 to Mike
    Vote
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    Mellon people
    $2 to Mike
 
    Disbanded
 
  
The Forgetful Exec passes it off to Stuart
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Make the KGB money: the committee will have chairs who bid on this committee
    Report: New People!!!!
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  $5 to Joe
          Connor Forney!!!!!!!!!!!!! ECE, Cincinati, male
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    Everyone who didnt bid, and Joe
          Sunny, ECE, India, 1.2 billion people
 
  
Have at it Committee
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Snakes alcoholism committee: to gripe about the TOC
Purpose: all changes made to the name and purpose will be friendly
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    Snails appended
    Vote!
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    The itty bitty kitty committee is better
     $3to Frieder
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    TOC Stories
     Chaired Brian, himself
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     $2 to Xander
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     All rec secs
  
Late punchlines
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Don't exceed $50 for supplies for the event!
    Get down tonight
 
  
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CtFwS is happening Nov 7. BE HERE.
  
Out of Order
 
Race Conditions
 
    Subcommittee of itself
 
    If this committee is passed and disbanded, will they all be?
 
          Yes
 
      Vote!
 
    Failed!!!!
 
 
 
Salute the president
 
 
To be or not to be
 
Has been named                       
 
    $1 to McGinnis
 
    Disbanded
 
 
Broken waterfountain committee
 
Whatever could this sign on the waterfountain committee
 
    Append the crappy waterfountain the matsci wing in DH
 
    Vote!
 
    $1 to McGinnis
 
    Disbanded
 
 
Warning, incoming Mike
 
Find a way to make keys not jangle
 
    Pockets?
 
    Why carry keys when you can carry picks
 
    Vote!
 
    $1 to McGinnis
 
    Disbanded
 
 
KGB Soundprint Committee
 
To create a sonic profile of every KGB member to identify them while moving
 
    Dillatory by the NSA
 
    Vote
 
    $1 to McGinnis
 
    Disbanded
 
  
Purple and Pho
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[[Category: Minutes]]

Latest revision as of 00:43, 26 April 2016

Marlena laser cut things

Stuart likes OS

   Nick Morin -- psych/bio, ny, has shoes
   

Mike digs

   Improv Night!
   (No, not improve night)
   CtfwS is happening Nov 7

Zora had a weekend

   Karoke and a little ham

Skye had a weekend

Dillon had a weekend

   Solidarity fforever
   OS, and OS, and OS, and more OS

Frieder is sad that he doesn't have super powers

The Don't worry its for science committee returns The itty bitty kitty committee takes a moment to think about cats The committee to whore out the KGB can fix you The illustrious journalist collective is talking again... and we are quite scared

The "computer" science committee has the contigency planning capacity of drunk snails The DJK nightmare in dreamland committee would like to report that it was swallowed y a giant monster

  stung by 10000 bees, and then woke up and was almost seeing the stings

The committee to whore out the KGB approves

Old Business Committee Stuart has the thing!

Mathomagic committee; This thing definately turns into this thing becausee physics

   16/64 by sixes is a viable reduction
   Motion to add donald duck
   Not listening but complete the square
   Purple and get math
   Vote!
   $3 to Mike
   Physics majors

Drunk snails committee; get snails drunk and have them teach a class

   Apple trees and snails  -- drunk wasps and snakes are crawling all over it
   Let's put salt on snails in margaritas
   $4 to Dillon
   Snaillovers

I know everyone on the front page of the tartan; to get more people we know to do ridiculous things

   $1 to Joe
   Front page of tartan

Corporates right; to extend rights to corporations so we can set up an arranged marriage between PETA and the NRA

   OTP
   If animals had guns, they wouldnt be eating food
   A group of researchers watched gorillas murder other gorillas
   Do you ship it
   $2 to Stuart
   KGB members who are not zombies and are also corporations

Terrible fanfiction; terrible fanfiction

   The jist is, fanfic is terrible
   $1 to Frieder
   Disbanded

PETA for the ethically ethical treatment of animals; to make Peta recursive

   $1 to murphy
   Pita bread makers


The hide the bodies committee: to hide the bodieskin

   Mellon is a bad place to hide bodies
   $7 to Stuart
   Corporations and zombies

KGB Think Armada because then we can have all of the many iterations of this committee and the kitchen sink: because even thinking in a tank is better than what we're doing now

   Cheeto fingers would be great
   Dirigibles
   Eternal hiccups or eternal cheeto fingers? 
   $4 to Stuart
   Frieder, Stuart, Skye -- admirals of the armada
   
   

Butts: buts

   $2 to Maija
   Butts

This one time in the Mellon Institute: FMS is awful

   We can get stuck in a lot of places. And its bad
   $11 to Mike
   Mellon people

Make the KGB money: the committee will have chairs who bid on this committee

  $5 to Joe
   Everyone who didnt bid, and Joe

Snakes alcoholism committee: to gripe about the TOC

   Snails appended
   The itty bitty kitty committee is better
   TOC Stories
    $2 to Xander
    All rec secs

Don't exceed $50 for supplies for the event!

CtFwS is happening Nov 7. BE HERE.