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Marlena Had a weekend -- Acts its age and running jumping was awesome and there were smores
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Marlena laser cut things
    Website!
 
  
Stuart had a weekend and ITR
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Stuart likes OS
     and got interview at TOC
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     Nick Morin -- psych/bio, ny, has shoes
    New Person-- Ben Kaplan
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Mike digs
Mike had a weekend
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     Improv Night!
     Event was great, it was great and fire and it was great
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    (No, not improve night)
     Get Board Get Carded is happening this weekned!
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     CtfwS is happening Nov 7
  
 
Zora had a weekend
 
Zora had a weekend
     went home and slept because illness
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     Karoke and a little ham
    Bttlestar galactica
 
  
 
Skye had a weekend
 
Skye had a weekend
  
Dillon went to PennApps
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Dillon had a weekend
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    Solidarity fforever
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    OS, and OS, and OS, and more OS
  
Frieder only got 2 shirts at the TOC
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Frieder is sad that he doesn't have super powers
  
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The Don't worry its for science committee returns
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The itty bitty kitty committee takes a moment to think about cats
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The committee to whore out the KGB can fix you
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The illustrious journalist collective is talking again... and we are quite scared
  
Existing committees
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The "computer" science committee has the contigency planning capacity of drunk snails
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The DJK nightmare in dreamland committee would like to report that it was swallowed y a giant monster
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  stung by 10000 bees, and then woke up and was almost seeing the stings
  
    Avi won PennApps
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The committee to whore out the KGB approves
    CtFwS rules committee did stuff this weekend!
 
    Future is Now!
 
    The FIlm Club Committee had joined film club
 
    The Skyentology committee would like to apologize for the rain...
 
    The innovative technologies committee successfully tested its rainmaker!
 
    The ad hoc sad comic comittee would like to report a tiny snake going up to a big snake and made sure they were poisonous
 
   
 
  
Mike has the THING!!! -- the TOC is not their fault this week
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Old Business Committee
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Stuart has the thing!
  
Frieder would like to make a $15 allocation for real russian hat!!!
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Mathomagic committee; This thing definately turns into this thing becausee physics
     Passed!
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    16/64 by sixes is a viable reduction
     Hat given
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    Motion to add donald duck
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    Not listening but complete the square
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    Purple and get math
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    Vote!
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     $3 to Mike
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     Physics majors
  
Motion to create an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies
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Drunk snails committee; get snails drunk and have them teach a class
     Passed!
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    Apple trees and snails  -- drunk wasps and snakes are crawling all over it
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    Let's put salt on snails in margaritas
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    $4 to Dillon
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     Snaillovers
  
Inverted Colors Committee: Have anyone whos hair is dyed stand on their head
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I know everyone on the front page of the tartan; to get more people we know to do ridiculous things
     Zora says this fails
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     $1 to Joe
    Passed
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    Front page of tartan
    $3 to Droodles, chaired by the polychromats
 
  
Committee Jackers: To take control of and chair the next committee passed
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Corporates right; to extend rights to corporations so we can set up an arranged marriage between PETA and the NRA
     Passed
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    OTP
     $4 to Stuart and Frieder
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    If animals had guns, they wouldnt be eating food
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    A group of researchers watched gorillas murder other gorillas
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     Do you ship it
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     $2 to Stuart
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    KGB members who are not zombies and are also corporations
  
Banach Tarski Banach Tarski: Wait, there are 2 hats?!?!?!
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Terrible fanfiction; terrible fanfiction
    Just one committee
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    The jist is, fanfic is terrible
    Passed
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    $1 to Frieder
    $7 to McGinnis
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    Disbanded
    Chaired by all Committee Jackers chairs
 
  
Use your words: punch first, ask questions later
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PETA for the ethically ethical treatment of animals; to make Peta recursive
    Not endorsed by the KGB as an organization
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    $1 to murphy
    Frieder, you're totally supposed to protect the president
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    Pita bread makers
    Passed
 
    $18 to McGinnis
 
    Chaired by: Frieder
 
  
CtFwS WtFwS CtFwS: Wait, a key this whole time?
 
    Passed
 
    $3 t Murphy
 
    Chaired: Murphy
 
  
The Committee to just tell me a story: so that Frieder can tell us a story
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The hide the bodies committee: to hide the bodieskin
     Passed
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     Mellon is a bad place to hide bodies
     $4 to Frieder
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     $7 to Stuart
     Chaired by Christian and himself
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     Corporations and zombies
          (FYI that company was PDT Partners... we're not being recorded)
 
  
I don't want to work but i have to: to go on Tumblr instead ... or various other things, or Reddit
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KGB Think Armada because then we can have all of the many iterations of this committee and the kitchen sink: because even thinking in a tank is better than what we're doing now
     The innovative technologies committee approves
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    Cheeto fingers would be great
     The Xander Memorial committee reports success
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    Dirigibles
     Heart in the Box
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    Eternal hiccups or eternal cheeto fingers?
     Passed
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     $4 to Stuart
     $2 to Drew
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     Frieder, Stuart, Skye -- admirals of the armada
     Disbanded!
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Butts: buts
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     $2 to Maija
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     Butts
  
Shakespeare appreciation committee: retell stories inaccurately for people who are not paying attention
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This one time in the Mellon Institute: FMS is awful
     Shakespeare jokes
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     We can get stuck in a lot of places. And its bad
    Passed
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     $11 to Mike
     $5 to Droodles
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     Mellon people
     Chaired by anyone who made a shakespeare joke
 
  
See++Pourpose: SeaTurtle
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Make the KGB money: the committee will have chairs who bid on this committee
    Motion to adopt a cTurtle?
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  $5 to Joe
    Passed
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     Everyone who didnt bid, and Joe
     $???
 
  
standing rule that if ppl cant think of someone to chair the committee soon enough it goes to frieder
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Snakes alcoholism committee: to gripe about the TOC
    fails
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    Snails appended
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    The itty bitty kitty committee is better
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    TOC Stories
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    $2 to Xander
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    All rec secs
  
Standing rule that if people can't think of someone to chair the committee soon enough it defaults to a arbitrary subset of attendance
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Don't exceed $50 for supplies for the event!
    Passed
 
   
 
Victor Sages' Answering Machine: To recieve all those calls
 
    Passed
 
    $3 to Drew
 
    Frieder shall chair
 
 
 
Unfortunate google searches: for when you really want to type the model symbol in latex
 
    We were all in cluster last year....
 
    Passed
 
    $2 to Jay
 
    Frieder
 
 
 
This is totally serious business committee: XMEN ARE BETTER THAN AVENGERS
 
    Comics suck
 
    Passed
 
    $15 to Drew
 
    Chaired by people who like the avengers better
 
  
Last committee drew will ever buy{at this meeting}: to make drew personally fund the KGB
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CtFwS is happening Nov 7. BE HERE.
    Passed
 
    $67 to Drew
 
    DISBANDED
 
  
REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS: Get board get carded
 
    Vote on Booth next meeting!
 
   
 
Schmucks:
 
    R7 Party at 9, come have fun on Saturday!
 
  
We are now in purple
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[[Category: Minutes]]
Purple and get pho!
 

Latest revision as of 00:43, 26 April 2016

Marlena laser cut things

Stuart likes OS

   Nick Morin -- psych/bio, ny, has shoes
   

Mike digs

   Improv Night!
   (No, not improve night)
   CtfwS is happening Nov 7

Zora had a weekend

   Karoke and a little ham

Skye had a weekend

Dillon had a weekend

   Solidarity fforever
   OS, and OS, and OS, and more OS

Frieder is sad that he doesn't have super powers

The Don't worry its for science committee returns The itty bitty kitty committee takes a moment to think about cats The committee to whore out the KGB can fix you The illustrious journalist collective is talking again... and we are quite scared

The "computer" science committee has the contigency planning capacity of drunk snails The DJK nightmare in dreamland committee would like to report that it was swallowed y a giant monster

  stung by 10000 bees, and then woke up and was almost seeing the stings

The committee to whore out the KGB approves

Old Business Committee Stuart has the thing!

Mathomagic committee; This thing definately turns into this thing becausee physics

   16/64 by sixes is a viable reduction
   Motion to add donald duck
   Not listening but complete the square
   Purple and get math
   Vote!
   $3 to Mike
   Physics majors

Drunk snails committee; get snails drunk and have them teach a class

   Apple trees and snails  -- drunk wasps and snakes are crawling all over it
   Let's put salt on snails in margaritas
   $4 to Dillon
   Snaillovers

I know everyone on the front page of the tartan; to get more people we know to do ridiculous things

   $1 to Joe
   Front page of tartan

Corporates right; to extend rights to corporations so we can set up an arranged marriage between PETA and the NRA

   OTP
   If animals had guns, they wouldnt be eating food
   A group of researchers watched gorillas murder other gorillas
   Do you ship it
   $2 to Stuart
   KGB members who are not zombies and are also corporations

Terrible fanfiction; terrible fanfiction

   The jist is, fanfic is terrible
   $1 to Frieder
   Disbanded

PETA for the ethically ethical treatment of animals; to make Peta recursive

   $1 to murphy
   Pita bread makers


The hide the bodies committee: to hide the bodieskin

   Mellon is a bad place to hide bodies
   $7 to Stuart
   Corporations and zombies

KGB Think Armada because then we can have all of the many iterations of this committee and the kitchen sink: because even thinking in a tank is better than what we're doing now

   Cheeto fingers would be great
   Dirigibles
   Eternal hiccups or eternal cheeto fingers? 
   $4 to Stuart
   Frieder, Stuart, Skye -- admirals of the armada
   
   

Butts: buts

   $2 to Maija
   Butts

This one time in the Mellon Institute: FMS is awful

   We can get stuck in a lot of places. And its bad
   $11 to Mike
   Mellon people

Make the KGB money: the committee will have chairs who bid on this committee

  $5 to Joe
   Everyone who didnt bid, and Joe

Snakes alcoholism committee: to gripe about the TOC

   Snails appended
   The itty bitty kitty committee is better
   TOC Stories
    $2 to Xander
    All rec secs

Don't exceed $50 for supplies for the event!

CtFwS is happening Nov 7. BE HERE.