Bowl Food

Bowl Food is a field of active research on what foods qualify as Bowl Food.

Bowl Food should never be mentioned, thought about, or eaten, lest ye be taken by the depths.

Several theories of bowl-food-ness have been proposed, several of which do not include bowls. Discussions of bowl food inevitably spawn further highly productive conversations, including "is açaí poke" and "what is the difference between noodles and soup and soup noodles and noodle soup" (which is important as soup cannot be bowl food^{[citation needed]} ).

Djyin is not allowed to provide comment to the Bowl Food Research Committee despite extensive knowledge of what constitutes bowl food. This is because his opinions on what is bowl food are bizarre, insane, and borderline criminal.

It is important to note that elements of the definition of bowl food often include socioeconomics, the intentions of the cook preparing the food, and other matters which are not a state function of the food itself.

Bottle Drinks

Bottle Drinks are a similar phenomenon to bowl food, proposed by dkogan2. Bottle drinks include old-timey sodas, microbrew IPAs, and artisanal kombucha, but not a bottle of Coca Cola or other mass-produced beverages.