Kiltie Cafe
From KGB Wiki
AKA 'Kill Me Cafe'
Gross, inedible, all you can eat pig slop came from this thankfully defunct CMU eatery which was also located in the now non-existant Skibo. *Anything* procured from Kill Me made for a wonderful Fruit of the Month Club selection (including the roaches and vermin, who were no doubt starved from Kill Me's lack of edible fare).
Unfortunately this gustatory travesty was replaced by Highlander Cafeteria.