Minutes20070827

General Body Meeting 27 August 2007
Minutes

Officer Reports:
President: boring, salute
1VP: new people: lots!
2VP: event: potluck, weather machine Flagstaff 19:00/Kirr 18:30
CorSec: Pravda? SUBMIT!
RecSec: Scavenger hunt
Treasurer: Ultimatum, 430lb of playpen balls
S@A: keep order, shut down by police

Committees:
Row of Matts Committee reports success
Ornithopter Committee reports success
Vaudeville Committee reports Vincent
Committee to Intoxicate Puppies reports success at his house
Gratuitous Obscenities Committee reports: read Assocs.kgb
Bubble-bobble Committee reports future success
Time Travel Committee reports that Alan is awesome and back in town
Occam's Rock'em Sock'em Robot Committee reports tautology
Storytelling Committee reports that the bear in the basement is just
      fine
Pop Occultism Committee reports Alan and mixed messages
The I have no idea what's going on Committee reports success on
      grounds of freshmen
General body saluted Akiva and LMarsh

Old Business:
Someone had the pfennig, they were not responsible for being somewhere

New Business:
Motion to create the Transformers Committee, purposed to celebrate all
      things Transformers, purpose amended to transform members of the
      General Body, passed, sold for $5 to Laura, herself to chair
Motion to create the Committee to Unnecessarily Inflate Egos, purposed
      to inflate egos whether they need it or not, name amended to
      inflate Eggos, passed, sold for $6 to Todd, himself to chair
Motion to create the Committee to Turn L---- into a Dominatrix,
      purpose somewhat obvious, passed, sold for $35 to Quuxom,
      himself and Shawn to chair
Motion to allocate not more than $50 for the weather machine event,
      passed

Announcements:
Meetings will be at 4:30 in MMA14 from now until forever
Read the bboards! Help freshmen read the bboards!
Event: Taunt the weather machine
I (recesec) still have someone's tupperware from the hunt
Shawn says: Don't fail out it sucks, talk to your friends, ask for
     help, ask for support, drop extracurriculars if you have to
     because you can always come back later

Adjourn.