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Contents
- 1 Officer Reports
- 2 Committees
- 2.1 Pop Occultism
- 2.2 Committee to get Dr Quxuum to buy more committee's
- 2.3 Gratuitous Obscenities
- 2.4 How young is Rauhit Committee
- 2.5 ITR
- 2.6 Assassins
- 2.7 Steelers committee
- 2.8 Committee to not burn down Roselawn Seven
- 2.9 Storytelling Committee
- 2.10 Booth Committee
- 2.11 Misappropriation Committee (Storytelling)
- 3 Old Business
- 4 New Business
- 4.1 $50 allocated for Event.
- 4.2 $20 for assassins prizes
- 4.3 Motion to create the R-button committee
- 4.4 Motion to create the committee to rename the Office of Admissions to the Ministry of Truth
- 4.5 Motion to create the barrel roll committee
- 4.6 Motion to Create the turning of Science Fiction into Reality
- 4.7 Motion to create the "Its a Trap" committee
- 4.8 Announcements
- 4.9 Schmucks
Officer Reports
Jared
Todd is out of order. Weekend was full of Puzzle Hunts. Lasted all day and made him go "aaaaaaaaah".
Found a link to a fan translation of Mother 3. (Squeal to Earthbound). Hella Dark, which is why it will never be released here.
Glisson
Last week was hell week. So much stuff. Thus week was awesome! Build a house. Played with Legos. Seven our call of Cthulhu game.
New People: None
Carolyn
Arm rest on the chair makes it hard to stand.
Event: Emo Poetry. PHA18*. Bringing a Coffee or Espresso maker encouraged.
Weekend started on Thursday. Friday had an exam. Friday also had an event. Saturday did very little. Sunday did puzzle hunt all day long.
Nicole
Aaaaah! Weekend. Three dance shows. Five more this week. One tonight right after this thing. Mom came, needed to be entertained. Gone now. Last week of dance shows.
Drew
Need an officer catch phrase. "Is writing all of this down"
Laura
Weekend, OS, Desperate Housewives. All at the same time. Phone interviews go really well or really bad. Eating a tube of frosting is a bad idea.
Liz
Had a weekend. Remembers most of it, a few parts are cloudy. Cleaning out wallet, shredded the wrong ATM card.
Committees
Pop Occultism
Preview of tonight's ESG: A devival on behalf of the church of the sub-genius.
The limit to your abilities is where you place it -- place it Bob's hands.
You have a heart of gold -- shred off just a little bit and sell it for $30 and get salivation or triple your money back from Bob.
Actions speak louder than talks -- actions seldom use bad grammar
Two hardest things to handle in life...
Talent is a flame. Genius is a fire. Bob is a alien parasite.
You will do well to expand your business - $30 for eternal salvation. (cheaper than Scientology)
Wean 5316 for more.
Committee to get Dr Quxuum to buy more committee's
Ben Wolf owes me money.
Ben Wolf: We both already paid the treasurer.
Gratuitous Obscenities
Asks Committee not to burn down Roselawn 7: What did I miss?
How young is Rauhit Committee
Gets a Facebook tomorrow!
ITR
NOT ITR THIS WEEK. But REGISTER FOR PUZZLE HUNT!
Assassins
Geoff wins!
Steelers committee
Steelers beat the Bengals by 4 touchdowns. But its the Bengals.
Committee to not burn down Roselawn Seven
Continued Lack of Failure.
Storytelling Committee
Charles the second. The King of Spain. 5 generations, should have 64 inputs. Had 10.
Had lots of stuff horribly wrong with him.
How to Destroy Children:
Conner James Sites-Bowen
^ Given Name
^ Middle Name
^Dad's Last Name and Mother's Last Name combined
^ Tells him apart from other Sites-Bowen
Some cultures give you two first name <--- Do that to children
Some cultures give you middle name <--- Do that to children
Children could be like, FN1, FN2, MN1, SB-R
Or like, mix up order of last names, but where would cool middle names games?
How to make things worse? Iceland.
Four related people, all have different last names. So passports suck
Now is getting complex... make it worse? SPAIN!
Town where oldest living related person was born gets appended to your name.
Korean generational names? (we don't talk about that)
Booth Committee
Want to be a booth chair? Send us an email! Carnival Themes? Send Liz an email!
Misappropriation Committee (Storytelling)
Brother and Sister went to highschool with him. Surname was "Ed". Syrian. Family name was "Used". Great-grandfather was asked name, was like "Used". Guy thought he said "Us Ed". And so they became "Ed".
Old Business
David forgot the thing. So it is not his fault that there are giants in our midst and Alan's wife is dead.
New Business
$50 allocated for Event.
Passed by acclamation
$20 for assassins prizes
In Favor: Lots. Opposed: 2. Abstain: Some
Motion to create the R-button committee
Purpose: Fill a finger with a wish?
Press it twice to do a barrel roll
Pigeon holing finds you creepy and approves.
Thinking arrr-bys
In Favor: RRRRRR!
Opposed: LLLLL!
Abstain: ZZZZZ!
Sells for $6 to Karpur. Fox to chair
Motion to create the committee to rename the Office of Admissions to the Ministry of Truth
Peter Parker and Harry Potter have applied.
Rename to Office of Admissions is the Ministry of Truff. Not friendly or pursued.
Committee to rename the Office of Admissions the Department of Mysteries (purpose hasn't changed)
Office of Admissions to the Ministry of Double-Stuff Oreos (purpose hasn't changed)
In Favor: Think how good double-stuff oreos are.
Opposed: Think about how awesome it would've been if we had kept it as the Department of Mysteries
Abstain: Wonder what the original motion was.
$2 to Shawn. Labbott and Shawn to chair.
Motion to create the barrel roll committee
Purpose: To do retro video reference.
- video game references*
KGB klassic coming up
- video game references*
- glisson acts out tetris*
Ad Hoc Mister Saturn approves, boing.
- zelda music*
Goob: I hunger
(We forgot to vote)
In Favor: Zelda Music
Opposed: Blow on the cartridge
Abstain: Unplug your television
Passes: $50 to Karpur. Karpur, Andy and Samus to chair.
Motion to Create the turning of Science Fiction into Reality
Portal gun committee approves
General Relativity: Do calculations of warp-drive space time, works with dark matter.
I'm afraid I can't let you do that Alan.
Conner-Sites Bowen Memorial Robot Approves
Use for boothly purposes
Where is my flying car.
Approve, so do clones.
Hamster Lazer Disco Clock -- textbook uses star-trek references to do physics
Steam punk approves
Earth is dumb, throw rocks at it.
Interstellar highway.
Need unobtainium.
In Favor: Spout a sci-fi reference.
Opposed: KAAAAAAAAAHN!
Abstain: Porno Squid! $7 to Dru Quxuum. Will be disbanded later. Zsparks to chair.
Motion to create the "Its a Trap" committee
Purpose: Elect Admiral Ahkbar President.
Stunning that we haven't though of this before.
ITS A TARP!
- Battlestar Galactica Reference*
In favor of concentrating all firepower on that super star destroyer?
Drill Hoff for Oil?
Did Many Bothans die to bring us this Committee?
In Favor: Talk about how perfectly safe it is here.
Opposed: Red Baron?
Abstain: Cough?
$5 to Rocketmatt. Himself, Zsparks, and anyone who wants to chair. And Admiral Akhbar.
Announcements
Need CTFWS Judges: Email exec. Don't need to judge every game.
Puzzle Hunt: November 1st. If you can't play, playtest.
Schmucks
ESG! 6:30 PM to get a church of the sub-genius devival.
Space time and faster than light travel.
