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Before Officer Report Stuff

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Officer Reports

Jared

Metal Gear Solid comic. Evil physic dude. Allows her to find mines. Clearly she is a mines reader.

Glisson

New People

Alex. IS and Econ. Northern Virgina. Josiah has been failing to get him in the room.

Report

Crazy weekend. Big art project due. Then did design. Professor said it was short. Friend said eight hours. Started at times, ended at times, slept at times. Sleep schedule is all messed-up.

Carolyn

Had a weekend. Pretty awesome. Twister chess again. Went dancing for many many hours. But it was awesome. Cpride was here, was happy.

BITTERNESS PARTY! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE EATING! PRETEND TO BE BITTER. Dark chocolate to prevent bitterness quota.

Nicole

Had a 251 exam. Its all my fault. There was a witch. A lot of people were there. Will be happy if she gets a third of the questions right. Soul is long gone. Played twister chess, top of foot was sore, went to dance. Went like this a bunch of times. Dancing is like 251 but in physical form. SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?!

Drew

Still his soul. Doesn't think of Keller. Get board, get carded. Giant Bats.

Laura

Get board, get carded. Star wars. Member of the broken laptop club. Dropped her GBA on her laptop screen.

Could buy could buy 6 new screens for her laptop.

Liz

Story time: Snail, drove a Masada. It didn't get him girls. Went to the body shop, got snail painted all over the sides so they would know it is his. Went to UMC, tried to pick up girls. But they were like "Snail is slow". So changed the "Snail" to "S". And they were like "Look at that S-Car-Go"

Committees

How Young is Rauhit

Come to this event

Pop Occultism

What is right -- how do you define right? How about left?

This life is not for complain, but for satisfaction -- this entrance is not for gerund, but for noun.

Luck is the byproduct of busting your fanny -- can't add anything to it. Likes the fact that a fortune cookie said fanny.

Best times of life have not yet been lived -- pretend you are deft to annoy people, and tell them what you really think about them to hurt their feelings.

One must dare to be himself, however frightening or strange that self must be. -- Starring the KGB

One must dare to be himself, however frightening or strange that self must be. -- What is, what Dr. Phil says to Cthulu?

Hug a Stressed Out Student

Hug a 251 student.

Booooooooooooth

Meeting at 3 in Old CS Lounge on Sunday. Discussing the outside of the booth.

T-shirt

Looking for new designs for shirts. Booth shift, CtFWS shirt.

Committee that Wont Exist

Where is the attendance sheet?

ITR

ITR! New Random cards!

Miss appropriated Hug a Stressed Out Student

Sorry for the next report.

251 Torture

251 Test was Today

Ad Hoc Chain of Committee

Success

Time Cube

Gone a year, knows everyone

Time Travel

Gone a year, doesn't know anyone

Misappropriated Time Travel

Drew is about to unleash a chain of committees... need a combo breaker.

Row of Matts

Something about Gwillen

Tentacled Preachers

Lots of character sheets! Really excited. Can still turn them in. Wants to do a play test next weekend. Interested? Email him!

Story Telling

Satellites.

Iran Launches Satellites. It went into Orbit. Communications Satellites. India also put one up. But doesn't know why. Except that it shows what you can do. But then, Russian Satellites smashed into Iranian Satellites. Now lots of stuff moving very fast. Theoretical threshold to how much can be in orbit before a chain reaction occurs. But it theoretically could. If satellites die, how would it change your life?

Nuclear Submarines?

Old Business

Some guy gets it. 251 test is not his fault.

New Business

$80 for the Event

Passed by Acclamation.

Accidentally Occidentally

Unable to Orient? Accidentally the enter compass?

In Favor: Lean Left Oppose: Lean Right Abstain: Lean Forward

$3 Anyone who lives on the west coast to chair.

Rauhit Sit your Butt Down you are Not an Old Person Committee

Purpose: Self Explanatory.

Not all old people are standing. All standing people are old people is different from all old people are standing people. Some breakfast drinks are murderers. Not going to stand for this. Might violate our standing rules. In Favor: Stand up. Opposed: Waved with one arm. Abstaining: Porno Squid!

$20 to Quxuum. The old people to chair.

The Window

People shouldn't be coming through the window. Moved to Suspend. 16 For. 16 Against. Jared votes For.

Soul in a Cat Committee

Use Cats to Find Exec's Souls Why does Carolyn have an evil glee? Join Exec, have a soul. Store it in a cat? Why are we looking for exec's shoes? Always knew there was a reason we were allergic to exec members. In Favor: Meow Opposed: Bark Abstaining: Make like a tree and leave. $7 to Zsparks. Zsparks, exec, anyone who has read lost at sea to chair.

Om Nom Nom Nom Mon Mon Mon Mo Committee

Failed

Reverse Defenestration Committee

Purpose: Enter places through windows. Man in Dartmouth. Known as the Defenestrator. Because he was thrown out a window. Goals are transparent. Purpose changed to throwing windows through things. Throw Windows Through Bug Testing? All based on frame of reference. Committee is a Pain. In Favor: Jump up and Down. Opposed: Look out the window at the pretty snow. (There is no snow) Abstaining: Wonder what snow is $3 to Quxxum. Shawn Alan and him to chair.

Time Travel Committee

Congratulate Glisson, though he doesn't know why yet.

In Soviet Russia, Window Looks through You Committee

Fails for the lack of a second.

Suppressible Orbital Collusion Committee

Better implementation that hash table is needed. Might sink before it takes off. In Favor: Boing Boing Blub Blub Boom Opposed: Near miss! Abstaining: Porno Squid! $5 to Paul. Anyone who has ever played James Bond to chair.

Announcements

Event!

Bitterness Party!

Nom Com

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Schmucks

Interaction Fiction Month.

Reason it takes 2/3rd of us to tell him he is wrong is that it took Majority to tell Jared he is right.

Amarasec has a radio show.

Injudicious Exclamation! Presidents day! Salute the President!

ITR!

What is exec like? Come to an exec meeting.