Minutes20090316
Contents
- 1 Officer Reports
- 2 Committees
- 2.1 Maximum Meme Density Committee
- 2.2 Assassins
- 2.3 Pillage and Burn Pitt During Break
- 2.4 Unitarian Jihad
- 2.5 Long Hair
- 2.6 KGB Ground Hog
- 2.7 Committee to Not Roselawn Seven/Martin Luther Memorial
- 2.8 Don't break science
- 2.9 Misappropriated Time Travel
- 2.10 Contrabass
- 2.11 Scott Pilgrim
- 2.12 Misappropriate KGB as a Groundhog
- 2.13 Ad hoc a^z
- 2.14 Ad hoc to get Jared to give me a small skull puzzle
- 2.15 Ad hoc meeting to forget about KGB
- 2.16 Ad hoc duck and cover
- 2.17 Ad hoc return fire more accurately
- 2.18 Groan and Ben Wolf's Jokes
- 2.19 Pop Occultism
- 2.20 BOOOOOOOOOOOTH
- 2.21 Its a trap!
- 2.22 BOOOOOOOOOOOOTH
- 2.23 Submersible Orbital Collusion Committee
- 2.24 Fast talking
- 2.25 Ben Wolf's Jokes
- 2.26 251 Torture Committees
- 2.27 Trebuchet Ammo
- 3 Old Business
- 4 New Business
- 4.1 $25 for a Mic for CtFWS
- 4.2 Committee to talk like this, the committee to talk like THIS
- 4.3 Gunpowder Plot Committee
- 4.4 Fewer Pants
- 4.5 I'm the Recsec committee
- 4.6 Utilikilt committee
- 4.7 Nicole, WTF
- 4.8 40 Cakes Committee
- 4.9 Basket-Hat Turning Committee
- 4.10 Better better mouse trap committee
- 4.11 Nothing was here
- 5 Annoucnements
- 6 Schmucks
Officer Reports
Jared
Had a birthday. *Saluted*. But also given a happy birthday.
Did work. Actually did some work. Has his own copy of Settlers, but not here. Watched this old monster movie. Twist was monster would liquefy towns and the DRINK THEM. Attacked a coastal down. Acted weird. Military was able to take it down. Drunk on the port.
Glisson
No new people.
Did a bunch of stuff. Made a web page for Grass fed beef.
Built a spaceship out of legoes. Summer job building robots.
History research. Wright brothers had a sister. No one knows about, she was negative. Spent all her time trying to piss them off. Was at Kitty Hawk "Isn't this wonderful and amazing?" "No, its kinda plane"
Carolyn
Really confused.
Event is 'really boring'. But written on the board. Invite your friends. (CtFWS)
Doesn't know where she wants to go. Number of long haired boys who invite her to join their D&D campaign.
Alligator liked to knit. Knitted for ten years. Alligator knitting club. Got bored. Knitting is boring. Found a new craft, brought it to knitting club. Everyone looked at them. "Croc-cheting"
Nicole
Had a spring break. Planned to do some things, but made a pravda? going around now. SUBMIT TO PRAVDA? so we can have April fool Pravda?!
Did a lot of sleeping, got to see people. Didn't do any work. Oddly nostalgic about ability to speak French. Host father was a culturist, heard a strange noise from a shed. Later that night talked to wife, "You're cheating on me". Heard it through the grapevine.
Drew
Back to the Future. More like "Back to the Fuschia".
Laura
Lazy bum. Sat around and did stuff. Watched movie on internet. Family bought house. Didn't realize it was haunted. Lawn came alive. Kidnapped kids. "Get off my kids you damn lawn".
Liz
Made dinner four times. Entertained three times. Zoo, museum of natural science. Fed a lot. Was having dinner, talking about what she was doing four years ago. Housed an exchange student. Her parents came, RVed across Texas. Brought everyone wooden shoes. Made by hand. Used to be made my machines, but machines got clogged.
Committees
Maximum Meme Density Committee
4 memes in one.
Assassins
Lots of activity at first. Still lots of activity. Dropped. Kept dropping. Flat lined. Two people for six weeks. Achivett and Gcameron to battle. Gcameron wins. Again.
Pillage and Burn Pitt During Break
Epic Failure
Unitarian Jihad
Success
Long Hair
Failure, you guys
KGB Ground Hog
No Longer Winter
Committee to Not Roselawn Seven/Martin Luther Memorial
Post CTFWS Party, 9PM, Saturday. Roselawn 7.
Don't break science
Its Friday, you fool.
Misappropriated Time Travel
Step 1, Activate Box. Step 6, get out of box. Step 2, activate box, get into box. Step 3-4, box. Step 8: Why is this movie so awesome.
Contrabass
Approves of Fish
Scott Pilgrim
Congratulates chrisamaphone on being an internet celebrity
Misappropriate KGB as a Groundhog
This Friday is probably free Rita's day.
Ad hoc a^z
Put a box in your box so you can travel through time while you travel through time.
Ad hoc to get Jared to give me a small skull puzzle
Success
Ad hoc meeting to forget about KGB
Success
Ad hoc duck and cover
Thank you Jared
Ad hoc return fire more accurately
Almost success
Groan and Ben Wolf's Jokes
Final seven counts of success. Er, six.
Pop Occultism
Courtesy is one of the best peace makers. Road to success is always under construction -- like the gates center.
BOOOOOOOOOOOTH
Plans are approved. Watch the BBorad to find out when we are building.
Its a trap!
By arming me, you might have doomed yourself.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOTH
Thank Ben Wolf and the rest of the people who bought exec for the 42 puns for the new power tools.
Submersible Orbital Collusion Committee
Failure, hopefully continued failure.
Fast talking
Break, but back so talking really fast.
Ben Wolf's Jokes
Still has things it can do.
251 Torture Committees
Test next Monday!
Trebuchet Ammo
Two identical bags of spare parts from broken mouse trap game.
Old Business
Not coming to meetings is not Rauhit's fault.
New Business
$25 for a Mic for CtFWS
Passed by Acclamation
Committee to talk like this, the committee to talk like THIS
Purpose: to decide a purpose quickly and call the question, to decide a purpose quickly and call the question. Motion to change to something else. InFavor: Wonder how Sam could get a thing stuck so badly. Opposed, laugh evilly. Abstain: vote twice. Call the question! Call the question! InFavor: Talk like this, talk like this! Opposed: Opposed. Go... Abstain: Porno squid Goob abstains. Words cannot do justice to the way he did it. $6 to Mpsindle.
Gunpowder Plot Committee
Purpose:
G | / u | / n | / p | / o | / w | / d |\/ e |_________________ r (Time)
Graph time with respect to gunpowder. What about lazers? (rec sec was plotting gunpowder) InFavor: GUNPOWDER Opposed: PLOT Abstain: raise hand. $7 to rocketmatt. Himself, and anyone else who buys ammo in bulk to join.
Fewer Pants
Encourage versatility in ones pants. Fuher pants? Not friendly. But pursued. In Favor of amendment: be politically correct. Opposed to amendment: stare at screen. Tried to change to Utlikilt committee. Not friendly. Ad hoc my dogs disapproves. Mbrewer pants committee. Not friendly. Perused. Failed. InFavor: Shake a leg. Opposed: Rule rule objection. Abstain: Raise your hand. $2 to Asubrama. Richard to chair.
I'm the Recsec committee
Purpose: unplug Quxuum's laptop. Multiple minutes would reveal my lies. Quxuum claims they are not the minutes. Not binding. Are my minutes binding? InFavor: Act like you are going to unplug the computer, but don't. Opposed: Do the YMCA. Abstain: Raise your hand. $10 to Quxuum. Quxuum to chair.
Utilikilt committee
Increase the purpose of kilts to not need as many kilts? Utility of kilts good. Number of kilts, bad Dannel is the king of no pants. InFavor: Be very weired out. Opposed: Demand that Drew step out from the podium. Abstain: raise your hand. $1 to Rocketmatt. And all those who are in favor of kilts to chair.
Nicole, WTF
Sits up here a lot, watched Nicole wonders WTF? Purpose changed to "Glisson is a creeper". Not friendly. Pursued. Failed. Purpose changed to Barbecue. Broken Glisson, so friendly. InFavor: Make faces at Nicole. Opposed: Apologize to Nicole. Abstain: Raise your hand. $15 to Labbott. Everyone who thinks Nicole is superawesome to chair.
40 Cakes Committee
Be equivalent to 410 and something else. Doesn't believe the committee. Dannel speaks Spanish Jared doesn't speak his crazy moon language. Didn't the sandwoman teach us all we need to know about what is terrible? 40 committees today. 40 puns. InFavor: Something that has 40. Opposed: Something that has four tens of. Abstain: Raise hand Fails but saying it passed. $5 to Dannel. Guy who posted to 410 board in Spanish to chair.
Basket-Hat Turning Committee
No second.
Better better mouse trap committee
Create something useful out of items out of the crap you threw at us. MacGyver approves. Ad Hoc incredible machine approves. Lazers? Misappropriated?? Committee to Build Giant Squids out of EVERYTHING approves. In Soviet Russia, Mouse Trap You! InFavor: Trap your hand in a mouse trap Opposed: Yell at idiots. Abstain: Raise your hand. $3 to Aballard. Aballard to chair.
Nothing was here
But something sold for $6 to Jwatzman.
Annoucnements
CTFWS!!!!
PUZZZLEHUNT! NEXT NEXT WEEK! TIME TRAVEL! FACEBOOK EVENT! IT WILL BE EPIC! If you cant play, Playtest. So we don't write broken puzzles.
BOOOOTH! Watch the bboard. Moveon in a month.
Poll for judges. Tomorrow after exec work? Thursday 5:30 - 6:30. Doing Tuesday. Watch bboard.
Elections pay your dues. Email nom com with your noms.
Posted to the bboard three ctfws posters. Print them out and put them up.
Alan has a bunch of old chalk. CtFWS chalking??? Yay! Talk to Alan.
Schmucks
ESG! Msteven on exorcism. 6:30 in Wean 5304.
Seven party. 9PM on Saturday.
Someone order a large ham?
Purple!