Minutes20090427
Contents
- 1 Officer Reports
- 2 Committee Reports
- 2.1 Apathy Committee
- 2.2 Joint 251 Torture and Duckies Committee
- 2.3 Fortune-Telling Fish Committee
- 2.4 Storytelling Committee
- 2.5 ITR Committee
- 2.6 Committee to Remove Bras with One Hand
- 2.7 Misappropriated Committee to Remove Bras with One Hand
- 2.8 Ad-Hoc Twitter Committee
- 2.9 Gunpowder Plot Committee
- 2.10 Committe to Groan at Ben Wolf's Jokes
- 2.11 (something about owing the Treasurer money)
- 3 Old Business
- 4 News (sic) Business
- 4.1 Sunglasses Committe
- 4.2 Committe to Be on a Boat
- 4.3 Promulgation of New Mass Nouns for Cute Things
- 4.4 Portmanteautally Awesome Committee
- 4.5 Allocate $125 for EVENT.
- 4.6 Allocate $10 for cmukgb.org registration.
- 4.7 Frut Slad Committee
- 4.8 Orion Drive Committee
- 4.9 Committe to Contemplate the Possibilites of Cocoa Butter, Condoms, and Tampons
- 5 Announcements
- 6 Schmucks
Officer Reports
Glisson
Weekend. Project.
Alan
Work Death. Going to CA this weekend.
Richard (given by dbesse)
Event! Park! Food! Far Park. Good Times.
Emily
Skipped class. Sunburn. Texans don't know about ducks. Lots of stuff. Females. Pravda?!
Josiah
(throws pants)
Labbott
Girls Night! $518.90 at Useless Stuff Auction. Aim at Glisson!
Derek
Less exams this week. Moving. Old computers!
Committee Reports
Apathy Committee
Eh.
Joint 251 Torture and Duckies Committee
Success
Fortune-Telling Fish Committee
Success
Storytelling Committee
Dannel: Final Cut 4.5 Easter Eggs
ITR Committee
Why the hell not?
Committee to Remove Bras with One Hand
Failure
Misappropriated Committee to Remove Bras with One Hand
Success
Ad-Hoc Twitter Committee
(baseball and steroids or something like that...)
Gunpowder Plot Committee
Grill lighting could have been better. Idiots.
Committe to Groan at Ben Wolf's Jokes
Used to TP houses. Got old. Egging property is not all it's cracked up to be.
(something about owing the Treasurer money)
Glisson owes the Treasurer money.
Old Business
The Pfennig
aballard left the pfennig at home. Swine flu is not his fault.
News (sic) Business
Sunglasses Committe
Purpose: DJ found murdered. You could say the tables had turned.
Committee may polarize organization!
Shady Business.
Favor: Put on sunglasses, real or imaginary. Opposed: Puto n a monocle! (bblum wins.) Abstain: Wear glasses in a way they are not meant te be worn.
Passes -- $4 to bswolf -- him and people who put on sunglasses.
Committe to Be on a Boat
Purpose: I'm on a boat motherfucker
Purpose: Jizz in Your Pants
Flippie Floppies!
tmin, tmax, tpain
Opened a window and a breeze rolled in
Dannel fucked a mermaid.
Favor: sing favorite Lonely Island song. Opposed: Sing favorite Celine Dion song. Abstain: squid.
Passes -- $9(?) to Kartik -- anyone on a boat.
Promulgation of New Mass Nouns for Cute Things
Purpose: (same)
Ferrets -- Busy.
Kittens -- Exec!
Favor: Act like a herd of cute things. Opposed: act like 1 dead cute thing. Abstain: Offer to pay for Bunny's health insurance.
Portmanteautally Awesome Committee
Purpose: err something about totally awesome portmanteaus
Favor: Bid a dollar! Opposed: Demand money back. Abstan: Defend Glisson from an angry Ben Wolf.
Passes -- $?? to Chrisamaphone -- anyone who can create creative portmanteaux.
Allocate $125 for EVENT.
Good idea.
Allocate $10 for cmukgb.org registration.
Good Idea.
Frut Slad Committee
Purpose: Thre Aple. ZRO BANNA.
Buy more tangrins!
Confuse old people: Success.
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Favor: Explain reference. Against: Act like psyduck. Abstain: Squid.
Passes -- $8 to labbott -- anyone who likes frut slad!
Orion Drive Committee
Purpose: Build an Orion Drive. Extra nukes!!
(Name:?) Nuclear Farting Spacecraft Committee
What if a belt breaks?
Scott Pilgrim Committee: The future? With Nuclear Farting Spaceships?!
Favor: Project self through space with a nuclear fart. Opposed: Tell Rocketmatt he has silly ideas. Abstain: Nuclear farting squid!
Passes -- $2 to Drew -- anyone who gives Drew a dollar.
Committe to Contemplate the Possibilites of Cocoa Butter, Condoms, and Tampons
Purpose: (same)
Postponed indefinitely.
Announcements
Debts
Pay the KGB if you owe it $$.
EVENT
Far Park. Meet at UC Kirr Commons at 6:30 if you don't know the way.
Schmucks
- Derek needs a truck.
- labbott found out this week that Skibo sells gummy worms. Freshmen??
- Dance show Friday/Saturday.
- Kartik has learners permit.
- ITR Games, 10PM Saturday, WEH 4 couches
- Bblum found out 5 minutes ago that Skibo sells gummy worms...
- ESG tonight. Mstevens.