Minutes20090504
Contents
- 1 Officer Reports
- 2 Committee Reports
- 2.1 251 Torture Committee
- 2.2 Ad-Hoc Fixing the Bard Committee
- 2.3 Misappropriated Committee to Hug a Stressed Out Student
- 2.4 Assassinations Committee
- 2.5 Storytelling Committee
- 2.6 Committee that Won't Exist
- 2.7 Committee to Buy More Tangerines
- 2.8 Committe that Won't Exist
- 2.9 Scott Pilgrim Committee
- 2.10 Ad-Hoc Ad-Hoc Meeting Committee
- 2.11 rntz rntz gwillen
- 2.12 ITR
- 2.13 Ad-Hoc Daft Punk
- 3 Old Business
- 4 Announcements
- 5 Schmucks
Officer Reports
Glisson
Picnic. Greta makes awesome. Design project with lots of rendering. Done with it!
Mander
Had a weekend. It involved California. Brought Kumquats! All the other citrus was gone. (Kumquats are citrus? Yes, Drew, they are.) Shakespeare wrote the "to be or not to be" speech wrong.
Richard
EVENT. Arm wavey. Wednesday is Mafia Night. Friday is Movie Night. Bitterness last week was from wiring things backwards >_> (Serial Port). EMAIL RICHARD IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAFIA NIGHT. AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. PLZKTHX.
Emily
Weekend. Picnic. Fake meeting. Dancer's Symposium. Lots of stuff. Doesn't remember Sunday.
Josiah
Camping. Co-op. Nature!
Labbott
Picnic. Got addicted to online game. Went to Mad Mex. Got a new driver's license; is no longer driving illegally.
Derek
Barbecued! Job offer! Housing! Moving. Needs boxes and carrying. Will be in Sunnyvale all summer!
Committee Reports
251 Torture Committee
Final is tomorrow at 0800. Thanks for being tortured!
Ad-Hoc Fixing the Bard Committee
Speech about considering getting drunk.
Misappropriated Committee to Hug a Stressed Out Student
Finals week.
Assassinations Committee
cs-251-staff mailing list needs to be fixed.
Storytelling Committee
Honey in Ancient Egypt.
Committee that Won't Exist
Final on Wednesday.
Committee to Buy More Tangerines
Kumquats are are okay.
Committe that Won't Exist
Sucess as of Friday
Scott Pilgrim Committee
Can transfer to some college somewhere
Ad-Hoc Ad-Hoc Meeting Committee
Success.
rntz rntz gwillen
Success.
ITR
One more time.
Ad-Hoc Daft Punk
One more time.
Old Business
The Pfennig
aballard has new thing? #define one hundred trillion dollar Zimbabwean bill as the thing? yes! Glisson will pay for lamination. zsparks has the thing! things htat rhyme with swine flu are not his fault.
Epic(?) Epidemic Committee
Favor: Have a pet pig, get swine flu from it. Opposed: have a pet giraffe, get Alzheimer's from it. Abstain: have a pet rock, get a Macy's Day Parade float from it.
Passes -- $3 to dbesse -- he and anyone who dies of the swine flu.
Hold the Elevator Committee
Purpose: To attempt to crush people by hitting the Close Door button. (It never works!)
Not during CTFWS please!
Favor: mime crushing your neighbor in elevator doors. Opposed: calmly take the stairs. Abstain: squid.
Passes -- $3 to bblum -- he, Carolyn, and anyone who feels the urge to crush people by hitting the Close Door button.
Add Hawk Committee
Purpose: To add hawks to things.
Purpose: FALCON PUNCH
Recipe for Falcon Punch: Take two things of soda. Add Hawk.
Favor: Imagine adding a hawk to things. Preferably people. Opposed: remove a badger from things. Abstain: leave the birds where they are. BEEEEEEEEEEES.
Passes -- $1 to goob -- he and all the docents at the aviary.
Committee to Turn the Moon Into a Dominatrix
Purpose: Bylaws people are wankers; throw rocks at them.
Purpose: To show that the moon is indeed a harsh mistress.
That's no moon...
Favor: Have the moon dominate you. Opposed: Submit to Carolyn and Labbott instead. Abstain: submit to Pravda?!
Passes -- $7 to bswolf -- he, the moon, and people who enjoy having meetings in different places.
Fixing the Bard Committee
Purpose: To change all of Shakespeare
Bards like to reproduce too, you know.
Favor: recite a Shakespeare poem. or make one up. Opposed: make up a song by the backstreet boys. Abstain: Talk about how you prefer math over english class.
Passes -- $5 to ajkraut -- anyone who modifies any of Shakespeare.
Declare Derek the Hero of the Grill
Good Idea.
Allocate $150 for the Movie Night
Good Idea.
Announcements
EVENTS
TWO OF THEM.
Schmucks
- Star Trek on Thursday at midnight? Talk to dbesse.
- ITR on Saturday.