Minutes20090831

Officer Reports

Glisson

Mech E. Might give meeting to Alan or someone.

Alan

Weekend. Stuff. Planning for Underground Tour. Played Natural Selection. Considering going to Waterfront.

Peeeeeooooooopplllllllllleeee!

Allison CS 30 min north, blonde hair

Sarah 30 min N, chem e, four siblings

Robert CS outside DC (va side), tj didn't let him in

Margaret, CS, Rochester, has a brother

Adam, Chem E, Connecticut, was wearing a hoodibut it got hot

Brent, CS, Singapore

Evan, ECE, NJ, xkcd

Heather, robotics (grad), Harvey Mudd, MD, purple

Andrew, phd security, mn, should vacuum

Kelly CS, S jersey, has skin

Kellie CS E Tennesse, 5 fingers on left hand

Ashley, CA (LA), cfa (art), did laundry yesterday

Glenn, cal tech, robotics phd, wearing sandals

Richard (rocketmatt)

Event. Underground Tour. That one squirrel. New lies. Fri 7PM @ UC Black Chairs

Emily

Weekend. KGB. Nine square thing. Underground Tour. PRAVDA!

Josiah

Weekend. Underground Tour. Event

Laura

Picnic. Underground Tour. FF7. Pay your dues!

Derek

Small, not least. Got sick and better and sick and better. Now mostly better. Had a DVD drive. Kicked it; it almost worked. Then it blew up. No desk.

Committee Reports

Drew Besse Sorta Sounds Like JFK Committee

Had a weekend. Got to see his brother [heh, heh].

Powerthirst Committee

[something about freshman]

Injudicious Exclamation Committee

Yo dawg, I heard you like fractals

Charlie is Poor Committe

Can have old broken DVD drive?

Committee to Not Burn Down Roselawn 7, Injudicious Exclamation Committe, Committe to Not Break jboning, Grautitous Obscenity Commitee

Party, 9:00 PM Saturday. Email sully/j4cbo to get on the dlist.

ITR Committee

Was going to be ITR this weekend, but not any more more (due to r7 party)

Frut Slad

thre bannas in eforney's suite

Shaw & Quxxum

Shawn had the plague. Throat sucks but...

Storytelling

Confuse-a-Bagger/Confuse-a-Becca

Twitter

Industrial Design at CMU: it sounds like a dildo, it looks like a dildo, and it's used for planting seeds

Old Business

Pfennig of Fault. Rocketmatt has the thing. Possbily burning down Roselawn 7 is not his fault.

New Business

Cohort 2.0 Committee

Purpose: There was a thing called the Cohort. There were a lot of them. Now there are a lot of them.

Will have a tag cloud! rss feed! sans serif! (err, papyrus)

Name: Cohort 2 Electric Boogaloo. fail.

People who bought the orignal cohort -- simple upgrade price!

Favor: Say hi to 8; Opposed: Shun 8; Abstain: Hellllllllllo nurse

$27 to zsparks; Cohort 1.0 and Cohort 2.0

Allocate $150 for event

Good idea

Butt Security Committee

Purpose: To secure butts.

Pigeonholing Committee approves

dkap does not approve

bblum c.c

goatse.com features a gaping security hole

Favor: Protect some part of your body; Opposed: Don't need protection; Abstain: Be indifferent to Alan's plight

$11 to labbott: disbanded

Jokeserver 2.0 Committee

Purpose: A joke server -- automated!

Millions will die!

How will synergy be leveraged?

Tags on duct tape; tape over mouth

Favor: terrible pun; Opposed: Turn to ben wolf and point angrily; Abstain: Tell a knock-knock joke

Interrupting dancing pterodactyl

$??? to ????: ????

Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment

Purpose: To inappropriately accompany people

[here the meeting is an interrupted by a DANCE PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

Vavor: listen to a concert; Opposed: ???; Abstain ???

$27 to Matt: Tim and Matt

Announcements

Event

Underground Tour! Help!!!!

Dues

Pay Your Dues!!!

Schmucks

Rocket Club

Tues 4:30 - 6:00 Asomethingsomethingsomething DH

Musical

In Kresge -- Alan Caum is in it -- Sat at 8

Dannel

Might teach a stuco

Puzzle Hunt

Meeting Wednesday

Roselawn 7 Party

Saturday at 9pm

Cluster Rave

Sunday, WeH 5203