Minutes20090907

Officer Reports

Glisson

Weekend, cluster rave, stuff.

Mander

Weekend. Cluster gaming, marines won sometimes and aliens won sometimes!

New People

Jimmy, St Louis, CS, likes cheese

John, CS, Charleston, didn't eat breakfast

Alex, CS, has thrown a frisbee

Ben, Architecture + Linguistics, wearing clothes

Richard

Has a report! Hates scheduling. There's an event! Get Board Get Carded! Bring board games! Bring card games! Bring freshthings!

Emily

Is short. Is having a weekend. Parties and cluster raves and baby pravdas. Cluster printing is borked.

Josiah

Had a weekend. UG Tour; some fail, fun anyway. Cluster rave; some fail; fun anyway.

Laura

Weekend. UG Tour. Swine flu cheer! Still has not played FF VII.

Derek

Led astray by Tom Strong; 1 hour out of Pittsburgh.

[given by zsparks:] I'm an hour outside of Pittsburgh. Remember how I'm a contortionist? Yeah.

Committees

Committee to Not Burn Down Roselawn 7

Continued lack of failure

Committee to Groan at Ben Wolf's Jokes

Top 10 best and worse D&D skills for sex O_o

Committee To Burn Down Roselawn 7

Failure

Ad-Hoc Committee to Confuse Outsiders

CMU doesn't have steam tunnels!

Robot Cat-Herding Committee

Seeing 9 on Saturday; think about it. Info will be on b-board.

ITR Committee

Saturday at 10PM -- Meeting on Wean 4; Moving to Gates 8 (and 9?)

Time Cube Committee

It is time; Gwillen has a cube

Misappropriated or Ad-Hoc Committee to Corrupt Small Children

Nicholas (Becca's son): "CMU hates grass!"

Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment Committee

List of situations when it would be inappropriate or awkward to accompany someone

Andrimal ID Committee

Tuttlefish!

Old Business

jvirdo has the thing. Inability to solve Rubik's cubes is not her fault.

New Business

Committee to turn Exec into Pro Wrestlers

Purpose: JBONEBREAKER! Alan "THE BURNINATOR" Kraut!

Michael Vick wants in!

Name: Committee to turn Exec in Professional Lucha Libre Wrestlers

Nacho!!!!

Favor: Perform a wrestling move on your neighbor; Opposed: Perform a safe, slow help session for numerical methods; Abstain: Squid

$4 to Rocketmatt; him, exec, Nacho Libre

410 Cube

Purpose: Four simultaneous threads in one pre-emptible kernel!

Are we educated stupid? We're educated students.

Favor: Say that it's the most beautiful cube ever; Opposed: Log on to qachan.org; Abstain: Talk about the latest gossip about Angelina someone

410 context switch every day

$3 to Gwillen; OS course staff: former, current, and future

Darwin Committee

Promotion of Natural Selection

It's a good idea!

Trying to *create* this! Natural Selection has been intelligently designed!

Achievements/awards?

Promotion to Unnatural Selection?

Favor: judge which KGB member would be deemed unfit by Darwin; Opposed: play Sim City; Abstain: Shoot down the helicopter over and over and over

$5 to Alan; anyone who has played NS; anyone sitting in the command chair

Allocation of $50 for event

Good idea.

Practice Theory Committee

Purpose: Study things that work in practice in theory but not in practice

Purpose: To examine how things differ in practice from in theory

Will Karl Marx be the professor for this class?

Will Groucho Marx be the professor for this class?

Favor: Talk about a situation in which theory and practice differed; Opposed Claim that heory and practice are the same; Abstain: Make a B for guitar tuning

$5 to bswolf; people who practice theory

Time Travel Committee, Committee to Turn Exec into Professional Lucha Libre Wrestlers

Reports success

Time Travel Committee, Darwin Committee

People often play NS in the cluster on Sunday evenings

Has That Ever Stopped Us Before Committee

Purpose: To report when duplicate committees are made

Has That Ever Stopped Us Before Committee approves

Name: Has That Ever Stopped Us Before Committee

Favor: Vote in favor; Opposed: Tell him we already have this committee; Abstain: Imitate zsparks' accent

$9 to jvirdo; her and all the old Has That Ever Stopped Us Before Committees

Mobius Duck

Purpose: Why did the cross the Mobius Strip? To get to the... oh, wait...

Seems a little one-sided

Favor: Draw an imaginary mobius duck in the air; Opposed: State that mobius strips have two sides, you idiots; Abstain: Make up some imaginary animal

$12 to ttuttle; jwatzman

Helper Committee

Purpose: To determine people who are helpers

You helpeer! You completely

Favor: [something]; Opposed: Try to derail Get Board Get Carded; Abstain: Squid

$something to labbott: all the helpers in KGB

Committee to Not Get Eaten By That Door

Purpose: To go in and out through the window

Use the boost to get through!

Misappropriated Reverse Defenestration Committee approves

Favor: Tell Glisson how much money you will throw through the door; Opposed: It is cute! It will never hurt you! Abstain: Attempt to go through the ceiling $1 to Shank; Cohort (both)

I GOT A FOUR Committee

Purpose: To loudly proclaim the results of a move silently check

Favor: Fail a move silently check; Against: Succeed on a hide check; Abstain: Play Sim City

$4 to bswolf; people who fail their checks

Glowy Flashy Rntzy Things Committee

Purpose: CLUSTER RAVE!

Ad-Hoc System Error Committee approves

What the fuck is a bus error?

Favor: Rave in your seats; Against: Waltz inn place; Abstain: Intently watch the concert in the window

$10 to bblum; him, jboning, gwillen, rntz, anyone who attends a cluster rave

Announcements

Event

Get Board Get Carded -- 7PM, PH A18*

Dues

Pay your dues!

Pravda?

SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?!!

Cookies

Sarah has cookies! Officer of the Week!

Shirts

Rocketmatt wants them. They should be brought to meetings.

Schmucks

ITR Games

10PM. Meet on Wean 4; go to Gates 8 if you are late.

Glisson

Zombies at CMU thing. Like Call of Cthulu.

Rocket Club

Designing club rocket tomorrow. Possible pizza.

D&D

People looking for D&D groups. Someone should DM.

twright DMing a campaign! 3.5

bswolf

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