Minutes20101101

Officer Reports

       Jboning
               Doesn't feel like waiting for zsparks
               Has a report
               Needs to work on compiler - he is type A
               spent all of yesterday not working, which was bad but good
       Eforney
               Halloween!
               Didn't do enough work
               Has to read a novel by thursday
               NEW PEOPLE!
                   Sophie, doesn't go here and has no major, alaska, likes jackets
       Zsparks
               Looks like Tbroman
               Didn't work
               EVENT! CTFWS! FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES
       Arsenij
               Had a weekend - went to event
               VTRMC - can't actually do math
               Taking too many math classes for not doing math to be okay
               submit to pravda
       Twright
               VTRMC, improv
               Did little work
               Blosics 2 level pack score
       Scorri
               Dropped physics, which was good
               Went on an IV retreat, got lots of sleep
               Motivated to do work!!!
               Somebody likes cloaks and told her so
       Bubbles
               In an improv show for four hours, that was something
               Did more work than most of exec because he did any work
               Watched movies, that was it

Committee

       Unironic Positive reinforcement committee reports stay calm, you'll do fine, everything is okay
       Arithmetic Committee reports your vote counts tomorrow
       lots of committees report R7 party on saturday
       Fortune-telling fish predicts there will be an appearance of the "ctfwfish"
       Storytelling committee encourages guest storytellers to join in if they have stories, tells stories about andrew IDs and plastic bullets, guest teller Xander tells stories about israel and swords and being cheeky
       Shawn Quuxum variety hour says it is legal to bring a sword carry-on in 1996, when he saw it happen

Old Business

       Glisson has the thing

New Business

       Create Cyborg Committee to create replacement parts for people
              Sold to Jared for $6, chairs him and anyone who likes cyborgs
       Create the committee to destroy R7 to fire is clearly not doing the job
              Sold to Sully for $40, disbanded!
       Create the committee that arranges the blocks that continue to fall... to we spin them around...
              Change the purpose to whistling the tetris theme
              Append to purpose more whistling the theme
              Sold to mbritton for $11, chairs him and tim and anyone who whistled
       Create the committee to autotune zsparks to autotune zsparks
              Sold to afalk for $7, chairs her and zsparks
       Create the quote of the night committee to immortalize the best quotes from every night
              Sold to dan kirby for $9, chairs him and anyone who wants it
       Create the committee for reports from multiple committees at once to string committees together - postponed indefinitely
       Allocate $100 for ctfws, passes
       Create the Little Committee that could to I think I can I think I can
              Change purpose to "I think I can write little engine I could fanfiction" passes
              Sold to quuxum for $10, chairs him and glisson
       Create the physics troll committee to "what if you took this long steel rod, 3 or 4 lightyears..."
              Mobs of physicists aren't pretty
              Sold to Mbritton for $26, chairs him

Announcements

       Phantom Tollbooth is our theme
       Ctfws shirts, $10 for members
       CTFWS! FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES
       ctfws - judges meeting at 500pm on wednesday in UC306
       Minifence will go up soon, since scotch & soda and bhangra both want the real fence

Shmucks

       Scotch & Soda is doing rocky horror
       Confuse a bagger please