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Officer reports
eforney
Had a weekend!
It was FMR
dropped a class due to no time for assignment, but now less stress
Bubbles
Had a weekend!
There was the event! it was a lot of fun, he won Catan for the first time
Watched Doctor Who on Saturday
did work on Sunday
no new people
tvaughan
has mono
we have an event:
Running Jumping Climbing Trees! For real this time! starting at 6 (not 7)
mmeyerho
Had a weekend!
ITR! So many people! It was great!
Pravda?!
tbroman
Had a weekend!
Was very tired.
Hpf after Friday event--nearly fell asleep at the table.
Went home and slept.
ITR Saturday night--so many people! nearly fell asleep in the graveyard.
Went home and slept.
Woke up, then slept some more.
IM Ultimate over CIA!
Managed to simultaneously drop keys, drop iPod, punch self in balls while closing the door to his apartment.
Rakison is my baby.
kharring
Had a weekend
Oh god, so much stuff going on!
Asst. Midway Chair this year!
played Catan for the first time, almost beat Bubbles
there was OS
we went to the bank! can actually sign for stuff!
cshaffer
looks like mbritton
is totally Clyde, the Batman
does not remember the weekend because was not hanging around with mbritton
apparently went to wendy's with dkirby
NEW BUSINESS - Booth
mbritton is willing to drive things
treasurer: we can definitely afford Booth, we have enough money, though we don't have ALL the money
OMG DO BOOTH IT'S AWESOME
Booth is a lot of fun, also a lot of work, but ultimately worth it
You can abstain and still help
What does actually helping with booth mean?
-October: pick our theme
-November-December: plans (mostly structural)
-Jan-April: Build sessions, art meetings
-late April: move-on, build week, carnival!
If you don't know how to use power tools, you can learn.
If you think you can't do art, that's a line, you can.
Booth is a lot of work, you spend a lot of time doing stuff that can be emotional. Booth can be frustrating.
Asian Student Organizations usually win Booth
We had $0 in fines last year!!!!
PASSES with 36 in favor, 1 against, 15 abstentions.
If you want to be a booth chair email exec/come to exec tomorrow
Vote for general Carnival themes:
9 On the Case
6 Behind the Scenes
21 Something Doesn't Fit
15 How it's Made
8 A Splash of Color
21 As Seen on TV
2 In the Spotlight
9 Let the Games Begin
Old Business!
the Thing: dkozel to scunning, everything she ever did in her life is not her fault this week
Committee Reports
The Ad-Hoc "Shit, I have a lot of work" Committee says "shit, I have a lot of work"
The Time Travel Committee reports success
The Ad-Hoc Matlab is Not C Committee reports, "Matlab is not C"
The Dan Kirby is Full of Himself Committee reports: I wear a stetson now. Stetsons are cool. (With the Time Travel Committee)
The Most Interesting Committee in the World reports: he doesn't always sit next to Scorri,
but when he does, she punches him in the stomach
The Antipenultimate Flying Disc Committee reports: we won against CIA!!
next game Sunday at 1!
The Ad-Hoc Neutrinos Travel Faster than Light Committee reports success
The Counterpoint: Hawks are Awesome Committee hasn't seen the CFA Hawk in a while, is concerned.
The Ad-Hoc Scientific Verification Committee says, NO!
The Taxidermy Committee would like to apologize for the CFA Hawk.
The Ad-Hoc Rory Williams/Chuck Norris Committee reports: bears don't hibernate, rory williams and/or chuck norris gave them mono
The Ad-Hoc Just Rory Williams Committee says whatever doesn't kill Rory Williams only makes him stronger...
what kills Rory Williams also makes him stronger
Puzzling Committee reports: Puzzle Hunt Planning! 9:30 on Wednesday in PH A18B!
The Guild of Calamitous Intent has a new member: Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All
The Misappropriated 251 Torture Committee reports: concepts will be interesting this week
The Misappropriated Propaganda Committee reports success? (due to Booth t-shirts)
The Ad-Hoc Committee of Concepts Students says, Oh God.
The Ad-Hoc I'm Sitting In Front of You Committee says, I'm not sitting in front of you.
The Ad-Hoc Tim Vaughan Propaganza Committee reports: we have props! for buying! for very little money!
Come on down to Tim Vaughan's Propaganza!
The Portmanteau Committee reports success
The Ad-Hoc Low-Level TAs Committee reports, I will hate that 8 AM Calc test even more than you will, 120 students!
back to New Business
Create the Spocktoberfest Committee to drink large amounts of beer and watch Star Trek
add Pon Far to purpose
is this Romulan ale that we're drinking?
this is highly illogical captain
how logical is it to drink and mate?
if a Vulcan says yes while drunk...
we have entered a dangerous region of intoxication
motion to change name to Spoktoberfest - no second
I have and always will be your friend
vote - passes with purpose "to drink large amounts of beer and watch Star Trek, and Pon Far
sold $7 dkirby, chairs him, Oren, Xander
Create the RecSec Hates Fun Committee to try and do fun things, but fail because of the RecSec
RecSec moves to postpone indefinitely - fails
The Ad-Hoc RecSec is Not Wearing Pants Committee says this committee is bullshit
If it doesn't go on the record, are we still allowed to have fun?
NO!
change the purpose to "get Broman his own radio show"
The Boring Discussions About Coal Committee reports success
on tbroman's radio show, he should be talking constantly for like a whole hour while epic music is playing in the background, kind of like he's talking over another radio show
Tim Broman Facts
The Committee to Test the RecSec reports, this is getting easy.
vote: passes
sold $24 tbroman, chairs him and guest stars on his radio show
Create the "Why do I hang out with you people?" Committee to "Why do I hang out with you people?"
The Committee to "give Scorri sugar" reports success
change purpose to "because you know you love us"
The Committee to Give Scorri More Sugar offers sugar at some point
append "in bed" to the purpose of this committee--unfriendly, passes
The Most Interesting Committee in the World reports: it doesn't usually do anything nice, but when it does, Sully ruins it
Sully is the Ruiner of Things
purpose changed to: ONE OF US, ONE OF US (friendly)
append "in bed" to purpose: friendly
What the fuck, you guys?
KGB FROSTING RIOT
vote: passes
sold $10 tbroman, disbanded
Create the Mononuclear Fusion Committee to make sick people generate energy
The Physics Troll Committee approves
The Committee to Turn Exec into Kittens suggests: would hamsters be more useful?
The Misappropriated Committee to Turn Exec into Kittens says: if you turn half of exec into kittens and
half into hamsters, one half will eat the others.
The Committee to Give Scorri More Sugar wants the frosting for its purposes
The Committee to Give Scorri "Sugar" would also like the frosting for *its* purposes
vote: passses
sold $5 mbritton, chairs him and tvaughan
Create the Committee to Regulate Class Length to equip lecture halls with devices
to punish professors for going past the end of class
ALARM! ALARM! ALARM!
JACK'S VAN! JACK'S VAN!
motion to create the Out of Order Committee (out of order)
we are now in purple
vote: passes
sold $5 memcginn, chairs him, anyone else who wants to help
Create the Things in a Can Committee to simultaneously eat delicious food and destroy the ozone layer
append to purpose: "ZOMG ICING"
motion to seafoam green (out of order)
Daystar burns us, we require frozen treats
I am naked, fireproof and covered in dragons. Your argument is invalid.
vote: passes
sold $2 tbroman, chairs anyone who's ever gotten high on nitrous oxide
allocate $50 for event
Announcements!
Puzzle Hunt, 9:30 PH A18B, Wednesday Booth chairs: email exec tonight! Dues! Pay them! Event! You should come! RJCT! SIX PEE EM, not seven KGB IM frisbee, Sunday at 1
Schmucks:
reserve a lecture hall to watch Doctor Who? check the bboard jchauvin going to Voltaire, someone should come with her bring headphones to cluster gaming Shelby is turning 20! sacunnin wants a loan for a birthday gift for someone nerf war saturday! we are now in purple we GTFO
