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Officer Reports

   eforney
       looks like dkirby
       has 4 knees and is a girl
       Had a weekend!
       best weekend evar
       friday night: did a thing.
       looks like eforney again
       did nothing this weekend, see above
   Bubbles
       had a weekend
       first, tool training, then improv show, then tool training again. Got a lot of stuff done at tool training
           all of the wall bases except one are done
       saturday: skiing, which was cool. and cold. and cool.
       it hailed in his face
       watched the Pro Bowl, ironically
       new people (name, major, where from, something completely uninteresting about):
           David, physics/comp bio, Bethlehem PA, has a button on his shirt unbuttoned
   tvaughan
       looks like Xander
       is Tim Vaughan
       accidentally stepped into a portal to an alternate dimension this weekend
       found people who looked like ice cream, and is now convicted for murder due to a misunderstanding
       something involving a drunk baby and a rum cake
       EVENT! Useless People Auction! 7pm, MM A14. Dress classy! All the famous KGB celebrities will be there.
   mmeyerho
       Had a weekend!
       went to tool training, used some tools, built some flats
       did some homework, played some cards
       did some homework, made some food, burned some food
       Has a Pravda?
       SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?!
   tbroman
       Had a weekend!
       lots of exercise
       went to Parkour Club on Friday - minor head trauma
       went skiing on Saturday - skiing is awesome, especially for $10
       twright's Hell is being stuck on a ski lift between two people who are singing along to an instrumental song.
       should really try to stay awake in cog psych--has fallen asleep at least 3 times so far this semester
   kharring
       Had a weekend!
       began with tool training - nobody got injured! yay! (until a ladder fell on her head)
       saturday: skiing. Broman ran into a small child, Adam's skis didn't work, Alex fell, Thomas fell getting on ski lifts, Kelly didn't fall--until a very dramatic, bad fall and scraped her chin
       sunday: did not injure self. It only involved walking to Apple store and making meatloaf.
   cshaffer
       Had a weekend!
       nerf war at some point, d&d at some point
       keytar practice with Oren at some point
       lots of homework at some point
       minecraft at some point
       did not go skiing this weekend, went skiing the other weekend but can't go skiing every weekend gallivanting off into the sunset on the slopes in a Western in the Alps
       

Committee Reports

   The Everybody Hates Going to Ginger's Committee reports massive failure; not even the chairs went last week
   The Kirby & McGinnis Variety Hour went to the apple store to get dkirby's new laptop looked at--they were very friendly and helpful, not smug, so that was sad. made jokes proportional to OS market share. met the only black man on 4chan. His name is Terry. Bobbed heads to "what is love" - yeah, they were that guy
   The Oh Shit What Have We Done Committee requests report from the  410 Ski School: only minor scrapes and injuries
   The ad-hoc C++ is not C Committee reports that C++ is not C, but it's close
   The misappropriated Booth Committee reports: yo mamma... last night
   The Rule Phi or (1 + sqrt(5))/2 Committee reminds KGB to keep it classy this Friday.
   The Puzzling Committee reports: puzzlehunt registration is up at mazeoftwistypassages.com! (currently without flavor) register your teams of 4! Do it in the next few weeks or tomorrow or today! Hunt is 2/18
   The ad-hoc Margarita Gets Hurt a Lot Committee explains why you wear a helmet while skiing
   The Matthew Feld Glisson Self-Injury Memorial Committee approves of the previous report
   The misappropriated Misappropriated Ad Hoc Committee reports out of order
   motion to create the Out of Order Committee (out of order)
   The ad-hoc It's My Birthday Committee reports: it's my birthday. and there will be cake at the end of the meeting
   The Cake is a Lie Committee reports failure
   The ad-hoc Birthday Committee wishes Bubbles a very merry unbirthday
   The Committee for Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment sings happy birthday to egarbade
   The Time Police tells egarbade to cherish this birthday, for it is your second-to-last
   The ad-hoc Sibling Rivalry Committee approves of Ed's trolling
   The ad-hoc Sibling Rivalry Committee also notes: give it 20 years, then she'll be trolling you
   The Storytelling Committee and the Booth Committee report: here's our booth!

Old Business

   pcd has the thing. pcd is absent. Not his fault: puppies

New Business

   create the Helmet-Wearing Committee to wear turtles on our heads to set examples for the kids
       the ad-hoc Biodiversity Preservation Committee says really? turtles? consider the turtles.
       The ad-hoc Symbiosis Committee reports: this puts parasitism to a whole new level
       The Taxidermy Committee notes that cotton is a very good form of padding
       motion to change "turtles" in the purpose to "koopas" - passes
       motion to append to the purpose "make Xander wear a helmet" - friendly
       the Tap-Dancing Xander Committee approves of the last change to the purpose
       kharring had a pink helmet that said "rebel" on the side in purple when she was young (her parents bought it for her)
       While it may be tempting to stack turtles on your head, don't
       Will these turtles be singing about ducking and/or covering?
       The Don't Worry, It's for Science Committee, along with the Wizard Dueling Committee, reports: you fools, I will show you all
       dkirby: why would a turtle want to sit underneath my hat?
       the Treasurer suggests you could buy Xander or eforney at the Useless People Auction and make them wear a helmet
       how does this committee feel about the inevitability of turtle poop on heads? (turtle diapers)
       nobody put yertle the turtle on their head
       vote: passes with the purpose "to wear koopas on our heads to set examples for the kids; make Xander wear a helmet"
       sold $2 Shannon, chairs: those who are wearing helmets, her, eforney
   create the Margarita Gets Hurt a Lot Committee to share stories when Margarita gets hurt a lot
       the Oh Shit What Have We Done Committee feels this committee is redundant
           (Has that ever stopped us before?)
       (Sully): The Has That Ever Stopped Us Before Committee, the Has That Ever Stopped Us Before Committee, the Has That Ever Stopped Us Before Committee, the misappropriated Has That Ever Stopped Us Before Committee, and the misappropriated Has That Ever Stopped Us Before Committee report: dmeng's objection doesn't make very much sense
       vote: passes
       sold $8 memcginn, chairs everybody but Margarita
   create the Petty Committee to make sure that no petty emotion, no petty question goes unanswered
       that's like every committee we have
       motion to change the name of the committee to the Pretty Committee - friendly
       the lysdexics of the world disapprove
       motion to change the name of the committee to the Putty Committee - friendly
       motion to append to the purpose "kumquats" - friendly
       motion to change the name of the committee to the Pretty Putty Committee - friendly
       motion to change the name of the committee to the tbroman's Nightmare Committee - friendly
       motion to append "pickle barrel" to the purpose of the committee - friendly
       motion to change the name of the committee to Dan Kirby's Happy Fun Variety Hour and Car Wash - friendly
       motion to change the name of the committee to the Friendly Committee - friendly
       motion to change the name of the committee to the Pretty Pretty Pretty Pretty Petty Pretty Petty Committee - friendly
       motion to change the name of the committee to the Pretty Patty Committee - friendly
       motion to change the name of the committee to the Krabby Patty Committee - friendly
       motion to change the name of the committee to tbroman's Nightmare Before Putty Committee - friendly
       the Conspicuous Crossover Committee approves greatly
       motion to change the name of the committee to the I Bet He Actually Likes It Committee - friendly
       motion to change the name of the committee to the Unique New York Committee - friendly
       motion to replace every occurrence of "petty" with "party" in the name and purpose of the committee - friendly
       motion to change the name of the committee to the Uncomfortably Friendly Committee - friendly
       what is the purpose of this committee?
       motion to append to the purpose "to throw parties for pretty patties that are petty and made of putty" - friendly
       motion to replace all Ps in the committee's purpose to Qs - friendly
       call to question
       vote: passes as the Uncomfortably Friendly Committee with purpose "to make sure that no qarty emotion, no qarty question goes unanswered; kumquats; qickle barrel; to throw qarties for qretty qatties that are qetty and made of qutty"
       sold $10 tbroman. Chairs: him, jcolmar, egarbade, ccpresea
   motion to read the minutes from the last committee - dilatory
   allocate $50 for event - it's a good idea
   create the Committee to Make Clyde Repeat That in Rufus the Cat's Voice to make Clyde repeat that in Rufus the Cat's voice
       Clyde says something
       The wtf Committee says wt--no, actually, it's funny
       the Can You Repeat That in Song Committee approves
       motion to append to the purpose "...and Darth Vader's" - no second
       motion to append to the purpose - "and make clyde give all his officer reports in the same voice" - friendly
       Clyde sings in a cat vibrato
       the Committee for Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment reports success
       the Can You Repeat That in Song Committee sings: this was not a committee I was expecting to come up todayyyy....
       motion to append to the purpose "and to supply Clyde with cough drops so he can continue doing it"
       vote: passes with purpose "to make Clyde repeat that in Rufus the Cat's voice and make clyde give all his officer reports in the same voice, and to supply Clyde with cough drops so he can continue doing it"
       sold $9 memcginn, chairs him, Oren, whoever's involved in that D&D thing

Announcements

   EVENT! Useless People Auction! 7pm Friday, MM A14! Be classy!
   PuzzleHunt 2/18, you should register
   Booth sessions: art focused, Wednesday 7pm in the Kage, build-focused on Saturday, 12pm in the Kage
   CtFwS rules discussion! Tomorrow, 5:30pm, DH2105

Schmucks

   motion to create the Out of Order Committee
   there will be cake at the front of the room! don't swarm ed
   xander wants souls, anybody selling?
   AUO wants cellists
   String Theory wants cellos
   afalk wants medical literature
   board games upstairs in the UC above the pool every saturday at 6
   ski trips: let Kelly know if you don't get the emails
   chess club meets Friday above the pool
   margarita is trying to get rid of a twilight princess game for gamecube
   game creation society meets at some time
   dmeng has a bunch of stuff, wants it
   if anyone has a purple tie, sacunnin will buy it for $5
   we purple
   we gtfo
   there is cake