Minutes20120326

Officer Reports

   eforney
       looks like mbritton
       won Greek Sing!
       was the president of KGB
   Bubbles
       Had a weekend!
       primarily featured him on the Tartan being more athletic being Thomas Wright
       Saturday: did lab stuff and booth stuff and actually did homework on Saturday night - spent 16 consecutive hours with Scorri on Saturday
       Sunday: more work
       new people: (name, major, where from, uninteresting fact)
           Robbie, probable CS, Boston, likes black
   tvaughan
       Had a weekend!
       ran 1 game of D&D, tried to play another but failed because egladdin is doing too much apex
       awesome weekend - was the best - you all wish you could have been there, but you couldn't
       Find the Event was awesome. spoiler: it started where it ended
       event: Improv Night. Improv Night 2: Electric Zaboomafoo
   mmeyerho
       Had a weekend!
       ran around for Find the Event before Find the Event and then watched people run around for Find the Event
       Saturday: assumed Booth was going until 6, but it stopped early so she didn't do so much stuff
           dancing, ITR, capture the flag with ITR
       Sunday: did no work even though she really intended to
       announcement: next Monday we will have our picture taken for the yearbook! Dress inconspicuously.
       SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?!
   tbroman
       Had a weekend!
       Friday: played Ultimate for the first time this spring
           lost, then un-lost his iPod. Never actually lost it.
           event: Find the Event went well. Played Cards Against Humanity. You all are horrible people but love you anyway.
       Saturday: Booth, ITR. ITR: fun new variants
       Sunday: disc golf. Later: was surprisingly productive--started Matrix homework more than 24 hours before it was due
   kharring
       Had a weekend!
       very similar to others'
       Find the Event setup was crazy
       Cards Against Humanity was awful and awesome
       Saturday: built a fucking table
       Sunday: oh, only have one homework thing...
           didn't complete that until 7:30AM because read the Hunger Games instead
           her kindle died, so she had another incentive to get it done, but... online reader....
   cshaffer
       Had a weekend!
       didn't actually do a whole lot
       like a weekdays, but with less class
       did things, is pretty sure

Committee Reports

   dkirby: the misappropriated Dan Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland Committee reports: didn't do any of that sleeping bullshit
   dkirby: the Dan Kirby is So Full of Himself Committee has a science report: people with lots of Facebook friends tend to be more egotistical and narcissistic
   egarbade: the ad-hoc Blatant Racisms Committee approves of the black choice
   dmeng: the Oh Shit What Have We Done Committee reports: why did Thomas report on anything?
   twright: the ad-hoc Thomas has a Right to Speak Too Committee reports: bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
   ccolombo: sorry, I walked in late. Can you repeat that in song?
   dmbrown: did a google search for "counter affair": first result is the KGB wiki
   memcginn: the Eforney is Pretty Committee reports mbritton's bra strap is not showing
   NomCom does nominations

Old Business

   thing: ccolombo keeps it. not her fault: weather.

New Business

   create the Ministry for Mistranslation (amckinni) to my hovercraft is full of eels
       mbritton: motion to change the name of the committee to the Ministry From Mistranslation - friendly
       dmeng: the ad-hoc Engrish Funny Committee approves
       twright: the Low-Quality Racism Committee reports: being a white person, I'm not very good at racism
       jsappel: the ministers of the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, etc. ministries are prime
       ccolombo: motion to append silly walks to the purpose of the committee - friendly
       egorelik: your base belong to us
       dmeng: dammit Google Translate
       tvaughan: translationparty.com got a lot more boring when Google Translate improved
       vote: passes as the Ministry from Mistranslation to my hovercraft is full of eels; silly walks
       sold $2 ccolombo, chairs: the most graceful people

   create the Betelguese Committee (sacunnin) to make sure the KGB doesn't say Betelguese 3 times or more
       mbritton: Biggie Smalls... Biggie Smalls...
       dmeng: the Orion Fan Club wants to know what's so bad about naming one of its stars
       dkirby: the ad-hoc I Used to Be an Amateur Astronomer Committee asks: when did beteljez start getting pronounced weird?
       tbroman: the Supersonic Limbo Committee reports
       vote: passes
       sold $2 tbroman, chairs beetle juice drinkers at summer camp

   create the Committee to Convince tbroman to Raise his Children to Speak Only in the Elmo Voice (ccolombo) to yeah pretty much that
       tbroman: the Light Elmo on Fire Committee reports: AAHHHHHHHHH! AAHHHHHHHH! AAHHHHHHHH!
       vote: passes
       sold $6 tbroman, chairs DISBANDED

   create the twright Has a Right to Speak Too Committee (twright) to because no meeting would be complete without casual racism
       tvaughan: motion to change the purpose to "not really, no he doesn't" - unfriendly, passes
       postponed indefinitely

   create the Sub Committee (sacunnin) to submarines, submarine sandwiches, and substitute teachers
       mbritton: I don't mean to dominate the discussion, because that would be a little sadistic
       dkirby: motion to append to the purpose "subroutines" - friendly
       motion to append "subterranean" to the purpose - friendly
       anbrown: motion to append "subwoofers" to the purpose - friendly
       cshaffer: the ad-hoc Trying To Build a Concrete Submarine Committee approves
       dkirby: motion to append "govenment controlled substances" to the purpose - friendly
       amckinni: we're not being very subtle...
       egarbade: the Overly Friendly Committee approves; motion to append substances in general to the purpose - friendly
       tvaughan: opposition to this committee appears subdued
       *more puns*
       vote: passes with purpose "submarines, submarine sandwiches, and substitute teachers; subroutines; subterranean; subwoofers; government controlled substances; substances in general"
       sold $2 tvaughan. Chairs: badgers, the subterranean masters of this world. and also stalagmen

   allocate $50 for snacks - it's a good idea

   create the Committee That's Only in Order if it's Out of Order (cshaffer) to I can't quite decide
       dmeng: the ad-hoc Russell's Paradox Committee says screw you Clyde
       egarbade: point of order: this isn't a point of order
       tvaughan: one time I dreamt this committee was in order, but when I woke up, it was a ghost
       Xander: crazy train!
       we purple
       tbroman: motion to change the name of the committee to the Committee that's Only In Order if it's In Order - friendly
       sacunnin: nothing, never mind
       memcginn: the misappropriated Committee of the Fill previously approved of this committee
       tvaughan: motion to allocate 50 boondollars for lava-proof boots for exec
       dmeng: motion to change the name of the committee to the Russell's Paradox Committee - friendly
       amckinni: motion to change the name of the committee to the Brussels Paradox Committee - friendly
       mbritton: motion to change the name of the committee to the Clyde Will Accept Any Name Change Committee - unfriendly
       jzimmerm: motion to change the name of the committee to A Supercommittee of All Comittees that Do Not Contain Themselves - friendly
       twright: motion to change the name of the committee to Clyde Will Not Allow Me to Change the Name of This Committee - friendly
       egorelik: motion to change the name of the committee to The Set of All Committee Names that Are Not the Name of This Committee - friendly
       tvaughan: motion to change the name of the committee to The Set of All Waffles that Are Not Delicious - appended
       memcginn: motion to change the purpose of the committee to the set of all purposes which are not purposes of other committees - unfriendly, fails
       tbroman: point of order: there have been no paradoxes at all during this committee discussion
       vote: passes as the Set of All Committee Names that Are Not the Name of This Committee/the Set of All Waffles that Are Not Delicious with purpose "I can't quite decide"
       sold $2 twright, chairs everybody who he decides to be

   create the Fuck Robert Committee (kharring) to Robert and his rules can suck it
       mbritton: yeah I don't want to speak in turn, fuck all of you
       dmeng: motion to change the name of the committee to the Who the Fuck is Robert Committee - friendly
       dkirby: what's a bylaw? is that a law that's into other laws?
       jsappel: motion to change the name of the committee to Your Committee Name Just Got Hijacked - unfriendly
       egarbade: motion to append Kelly's face to the purpose - unfriendly, passes
       vote: passes as the Who the Fuck is Robert Committee with purpose "Robert and his rules can suck it; Kelly's face"
       sold $3 mbritton, chairs Robert 

   create the Violence is the Answer Committee to report immediately after anything twright or mbritton says
       Xander: the Guild of Calamitous Intent approves
       memcginn: no, violence is the question. The answer is yes.
       egarbade: nerf during KGB?
       mbritton: motion to change the name of the committee to the twright and mbritton Are the Two Best Members of KGB Committee - unfriendly, fails
       sacunnin: the Fonzie Committee disapproves
       twright: motion to change the name of the committee to the twright and mbritton Are the Two Best Members of the KGB Committee - unfriendly, fails
       dmeng: the Oh Shit What Have We Done Committee will stay away
       memcginn: motion to change the name of the committee to the tbroman Is the Best Member of KGB Committee - unfriendly, fails
       dmeng: 5 tbroman points for memcginn
       mbritton: motion to change the purpose of the committee to "what is a stringed instrument slightly smaller than a cello?" - unfriendly, fails
       kharring: motion to change the name of the committee to duct tape is the answer - unfriendly, fails
       amckinni calls the question
       vote: passes
       sold $3 tbroman, chairs Scorri and anyone else who feels like hitting people (except him)

   create the Mighty Morphin' Power Committee (sacunnin) to speak with as much action and as many arm movements as possible
       mbritton: what about poor lip-dubbing?
       ccolombo: you can tell it's photoshopped because you can see the pixels
       egarbade: all 1950s TV is photoshopped
       tvaughan: the ad-hoc Zordon Committee says: yeah, stop bad guys
       mbritton: motion to spin off several dozen KGB spinoffs
       ccolombo: does one of twright's committees wantt to comment?
       twright: the Spoken Song Lyrics Committee reports: baby are you down,down down down down
       tvaughan: motion to solve our average teenager problems while we fight bad guys
       sacunnin: just to clarify: the yellow ranger is Asian, the black ranger is African-American...
       dmeng: I'm glad I never really got into Power Rangers
       vote: passes
       sold $3 tvaughan, chairs Voltron

Announcements

   EVENT! Improv Night 2: Electric Boogaloo, PH A18C, 7pm
   Booooooth! Carnival is coming up. Wednesday 7pm, Saturday 12pm
       t-shirt designs please
   Yearbook picture next Monday! dress inconspicuously!

Schmucks

   visvesva: student body presidential debates starting now
   gswagner: polish food night tonight at his apartment
         running a one-shot Dresden Files rpg
   tvaughan: his friend Connor, the president of Game Creation Society, is working on an ARG for tvtropes. He could use help. cefallon@andrew
   scorri: fencing tournament this Saturday, come to that thing if you want to watch
   tbroman: The Most Dangerous Game will start tonight
   gtfo