Minutes20140303

OFFICER REPORTS

   Broman
       had a weekend
       Video Game Night
           Halo, other stuff, stupid amounts of Twitch Plays Pokemon
       on Saturday invented a great new game called 50 Shades of Balderdash
           it was FANTASTIC
       Sunday
           did some work and watched some tv
       recently has been feeling more and more like a real adult person
           you know how real adults finish their jobs for the day, go home, and don't do work
           he should be doing work

   James
       had a weekend
       it was awesome
       doesn't remember what she did
       maybe went back to Cincinnati
       it's Jay and Caroline's birthday tomorrow!
       happybirthdaytoyouhappybirthdaytoyouhappybirthdaydearpeoplehappybirthdaytoyou

   JRAM
       had a weekend
       involved some amount of the event
       and some amount of a lot of boardgames over the weekend
       and some amount of work
       EVENT
           Movie Night
           Friday, 7:00, DH 1212
           theme is Springtime for Stalin
           suggest movies on Facebook
               (interpret theme loosely)

   Marlena
       had a weekend
       went to the event
       then just went home and studied and did work
       her Bio professor planned to have the exam on Wedsnesday BUT moved it to Monday at the request of all the freshmen
           Marlena was not pleased

   Zora
       had a weekend
       Video Game Night was Pokemon night
           so much pokemon
       Build was good! We did sooooo much priming and also may have run out of ply
           we'll get more
       Something happened on Sunday. Work?

   Dillon
       had a weekend
       event!
           just played Halo
           the whole night
       build
           priming
           see Zora
       Sunday did work and got sucked into TV shenanigans

   Mike
       had a weekend
       visited a friend at Bryn Mawr
           which is an all-girls school, so that was interesting
       went to a murder mystery
           they were the murderer
           so they got to lie outright to people ALL NIGHT
       Sam gave them an emulator for Pokemon and it's wonderful

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   Anthropomorphized Question Commmittee
       drew is question

   ad hoc Recreational Mathematics Commmittee
       sharing a birthday was reasonably likely

   Nominations Commmittee
       considering changing name to Omnomnominations Commmittee

   Committee To Name Everybody Reese
       on this day of it's one year anniversery, reports continued failure

   Skyentology Commmittee
       tomorrow will be 75 degrees with freezing rain and a foot of snow

   Innovative Technologies Commmittee
       after studying and math, discovered that Pokemon is the key to time travel

   Nominations Commmittee
       has met 21 times to find candidates for exec
       will open nominations after spring break
       will close on April 7th

   Nominations Commmittee
       very much intend to, as the bylaws state, maintain the appearance of neutrality
       considering painting selves in gold
           it's a neutral element, right?

   misappropriated Broetry Commmittee in conjunction with the Storytelling Commmittee
       has a misappropriated broem
       "Bro Me, Bro Life", by Walt Whitman and Emily Forney
           it had "swoll" and "balla" in it

   Booth Commmittee
       lots of people showed up to the build!
       We're having builds this Thursday and Saturday, but not otherwise during spring break.
       Come! There will be things to do.

   Dessert For Dinner Commmittee
       Marlena ordered dessert and dinner from a place because she was doing work and didn't want to leave the house
       the dessert containter was bigger than the dinner container
       omnomnom

   Skyentology Commmittee
       query for the Innovative Technologies Commmittee:
           doesn't Pokemon just bring you backwards in time?

OLD BUSINESS

   The Thing!
       the innevitable series of events in Ukraine that will spiral out into either a thermonuclear war or a new Red Dawn movie are not Daniel John's fault

NEW BUSINESS

   Committee To Be Controlled By Twitch: in anarchy mode Anarchy we'll do whatever anybody says, in Democracy mode we'll be controlled by majority vote
       change name to a same length string of "a"s
           PASSES
       democracy
       anarchy
       anarchy
       democracy
       change all instances of "democracy" to "communism"
           PASSES
       change purpose to "aaaaattttttvvvvvv"
           PASSES
       down2left7abbbbupupupupdown3a
       it's pronounced "Ukraine" (emphasis on first syllable)
       change purpose to "you guys will be nice and won't change this again, right?"
           PASSES
       motion to check the S.S. Ticket
       democracy
       anarchy
       anarchy
       up
       PASSES
       $12 to McGinnis, people who wander in and out randomly will chair

   KGButts Commmittee: we don't have any other committees to make
       Filibuster Committee: reports
           yeah fuck you
       ad hoc Texas Republicans Commmittee: you weren't standing, therefore it wasn't valid
       no
       this is about butt computing
       change name to KGClouds Commmittee
           PASSES
       PASSES
       $2 to Drew, disbanded

   Delicious Desserts By Committee Committee: to decide what the most delicious dessert is and make that the official dessert of the KGB
       change name to "Twitch Plays Desserts Committee"
           PASSES
       single bowl brownie, mixed with caramel
       Doctor Who shaped nacho brownie caramel cake
       sulfiric acid is a great topping
       chicken noodle soup
       moondust
       change every instance of "brownie" with "brony"
           yeah no
       flinstones vitamins
       antifreeze
       peanut butter
           noooooooo Marlena is allergic
       antidote
       orange juice
       toothpaste
       freeze
       antibellum
       cold revenge
       put it in the microwave and serve it hot
       antidisestablismentarianism, with a side of cherries
       it serves about three to six people
       playing in big gigantic boxes that your big expensive christmas presents came in
       second
       seagull
       seconds for dinner before you have dessert
       have you had firsts?
       fuck
       KGB plays another word association game
       PASSES
       $2 to Frieder, anyone who doesn't eat desserts will chair

   Mysterious Box Commmittee: I wonder what's inside
       objection from the Suspicious Package Commmittee
       that quote from Seven
       motion to fire Chekov's gun
       I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!
           yaaaaaaaaaay
       Skyentology Committee: would like to advise against opening the box
           there's a reason it's heavier than you would think
       Innovative Technologies Commmittee would like to reccommend picking up the box and shaking it vigorously
       Skyentology Commmittee would like to ask why the person shaking the box is now foaming at the mouth
       PASSES
       $2 to Drew, disbanded

   Redundancy Commmittee: motion to create the Redundancy Committee
       change name to "Recursion Commmittee"
       motion to append a base case
           FAILS
       by the odor of
       change name and purpose to "HAS THIS EVER STOPPED US BEFORE"
           PASSES
       to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion
       change name to "Out Of Order Commmittee"
           FAILS
       change name to "In Order Commmittee"
           FAILS
       motion to create the Recursion Committee
           out of order
       motion to create the Out Of Order Committee
           out of order
       motion to create the Recursion Committee
           out of order
       we are now in purple
       PASSES
       $6 to Dillon, he and Alex will chair

   In Order Committee: oh god I've never gotten this far before
       change name to "Out Of Order Committee"
           FAILS
       with regards to the purpose: that's what she said
       change purpose to "the extremely well behaved committee"
           PASSES
       change name to "Out Of Order Committee"
           FAILS
       motion to staple "dilatory" to all members of KGB
           the chair does not recognise yo ass
       motion to change Dillon's word to "dillontory"
           PASSES
       PASSES
       $6 to McGinnis, those who are extremely well behaved will chair, also him

   Catchphrases Commmittee: to assign members of the KGB a catchphrase
       GG
       mistakes were made
       has that ever stopped us before
       motion to create the out of order committe
       party of n - 1
       fun fact, promantory is a word
       change all catchprhase to yeah pretty much that
           FAILS
       tortolinus
       promantory isn't in the KGB Dictionary
       R7's is "hey, you wanna try some fruitloops vodka?"
       change all instances of "catchprase" to "themesong"
           PASSES
       PASSES
       $5 to Skye, people with themesongs willchair

   motion to insert "outbromanned" into the dictionary space at the end of the dictionary
       motion to replace the last instance of "e" in "outbrommanned" with an apostraphe
           PASSES
       motion to remove the second "n"
           PASSES
       motion to change the apostraphe with a quotation mark
           FAILS
       motion to replace the apostraphe with a single quotation mark
           dilatory
           and Broman will tell you why
           it's because it's a useless motion   
       motion to replace the m with a sideways sigma
           dilatory
           our alphabet only contains the normal letters
       passes

   motion to append "olive unicode" to the KGB Official Dicitionary
       as a single string
           (the motion has been retconned)
       is that "all of" or "olive"
           the second one
           (the motion has been retconned)
       point of order: we decided that the sorting rules for the KGB are not the same as the the normal sorting rules
       point of info: did you know that if 12 penguins fought a camel, both sides would lose?
           Steven did know that
       point of order: ascending
       FAILS

   motion to establish unicode 16 as the KGB Official Alphabet
       Broman was really hoping that someone would try to add something to the KGB Official Alphabet, which DOESN'T EXIST
           OUTBROMAN'D
       PASSES

   Sudden Deep Voice Commmittee: pretty much that
       change name to "Sudden Beep Voice Commmittee"
           FAILS
       Caroline thinks Broman's Elmo voice could be really scary
       this committe hurts Steven's voice
       PASSES
       $9 to Maija, anyone who can talk in a really high voice will chair

   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event
       PASSES

   motion to replace the "a" in "seagull" with "ä"
       change "ä" to "¨"
           PASSES
       PASSES

   Askew Committee: it's like a regular committee, but slightly off tilt and also with a misprint of the KGB Official Dictionary
       is it left skewed or right skewed
           yeah one of those
       is it a skewed symmetric committee?
           well, it's askew, so, probably not
       PASSES
       $3 to McGinnis, anybody who gets a skewed copy of the dictionary to Caroline will chair

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   EVENT
       Movie Night
       Friday, 7:00, DH1212
       theme is Springtime for Stalin
       submit movies on Facebook

   Nomcom:
       nominations will open next week and go until April 7
       y'all should coordinate your nominations

   Booth
       builds on Thursday and Saturday!
       you won't have homework! you should go!

   people still have debt! pay your debt!

   this is the last week we'll haul shirts from the office!

   we don't hold an event over break but we'll reserve a room if y'all want it

SCHMUCKS

   Christian is looking for a roommate in R7 next year!
       Especially if you're younger, so they can keep pulling people in
       Contact him!

   ITR on Saturday!
       10:00 on Wean 4

   tomorrow there will be small knitted things hidden thoughout campus
       you should find them!

   Puzzlehunt the week after spring break
       you should sign up or talk to Puzzlehunt people about playtesting