Minutes20141002

OFFICER REPORTS

   Broman
       had a weekend
       started with Karaoke Night
           it was right here, and also over there, and in this general area
       booth build!
           it was fun
           his experience was at the tail end becuase he slept in
       then went to Cleveland, which was okay
       went to bed at 9:30pm and got 10 hours of sleep
           woke up feeling refreshed!

   James
       had a weekend
       it was rather indicative of his social life
           he was tired during the Sunday morning tabletop gaming session because of the Saturday night tabletop gaming session

   JRAM
       thinks he had a weekend
           it can't be experimentally confirmed
       EVENT
           KGB Acts Bitter
           7:00, Friday, Ontario (PHA18*)
           aka Bitterness Party and that thing with kids games
           bring board games!

   Marlena
       had a weenkend
       no she didn't
       she has things due on Monday and Tuesday every week
           there are no weekends anymore, only Zool

   Zora
       had a weekend
       went to a talk by Labov instead of Karaoke and it was really cool
       then boothed
           we ran out of 7'9"s
       that was the end of interesting things

   Dillon
       had a weekend
       went to Karaoke Night which, as usual, resulted in him having weird songs stuck in his head all weekend
       then booth build
       spent his entire Sunday doing part of an ECE lab

   A Person Who Is Totally Mike
       had a weekend
       buggy then Shrek then buggy
           Shrek was frightening
       no booth because of buggy

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   noooooo Shrek

   Illustrious Journalist Collective is INTERRUPTED BY THE BEATDOWN COMMITTEE
       oh my god Xander
       people clapped

   Committee For The Design And Construction Of The Peyton Manning Wind Farm
       stuff can hit you hard football reference

   Dayton, Ohio Committee in conjunction with the Spoken Song Lyric Committee
       come on down to Cleveland town, come and check out both of our buildings

   ad hoc This Can't Be Real Science Committee
       people figured out mass of neutrinos

   Daniel John Kirby Secret Southerner Committee
       would like to whine about weather
       the Daniel John Kirby Is So Full Of Himself Committee would like to agree

   Skyecotic Committee
       taking t-shirt orders

   ad hoc Science Media Telephone Committee
       scientists in Europe say there are only 4 distinct facial expressions

   ad hoc Conspicuous Absence Of The Sergeant At Arms Committee in conjunction with the Committee To Assassinate The President
       hello

   ad hoc Science Media Telephone Committee
       people in Europe don't have faces

   Committee For ccolombo's Fascination
       thanks Skye for the caramels

   Broetry Committee in conjunction with the Storytelling Committee
       is stalling for time
       Xander, you wanna scream?
           YES YELLING JRAM AND JAMES ARE THE SAME PERSON
           EVERYONE IS WRONG
           ABSTRACT YELLING
           which comes to an anticlimactic halt
       it's not a broem this week, its a boam
       "I Fuck Sluts"
           by Bo Burnam
               who is a guy about eforney's age from the internet
       "what the fuck" --dkirby
       "okay, go sit down now" --Broman

   twright Memorial Committee
       success

   Curious Questions Committee
       what's the deal with Zora's shirt?
       it's a hypotamoose

OLD BUSINESS

   the Thing!
       spending Valentines Day curled up alone with just a movie and a pizza is not Skye's fault

NEW BUSINESS

   Shout! Committee: loud noises and also subliminal messaging
       let it all out
       you make me wanna shout
       Xander doesn't know what the big deal is
           BALLSACK
       PASSES
       $5 to Skye, disbanded

   Jokes On Marlena Committee: Marlena does not care about semantics or the lack thereof, she's not being chased by the Sarlack, and she's not asleep, goddammit
       Marlena, you have to wake up, someone's touching your cupcake
           that sounds dirty
       Marlena you have to wake up, you have an exam in 10 minutes
       Marlena you have to wake up, you have an cupcake exam in 10 minutes
       ad hoc You Brought This Upon Yourself Committee in conjction with the You Brought This Upon Us All Committee
           yeah, pretty much that
       we'll come back to this, voting pending

   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for food for the event
       PASSES

   Insert Name Here Committee: whatever the name is at voting, that will be the next Pravda? theme
       insert name WHERE?
       change name to "Wake Marlena Up"
           PASSES
       change name to "Insert Title Here"
           PASSES
       change name to "Insert Title, Where?"
           PASSES
       change mame to "Celebrity Owned Icepicks, A Retrospective"
           PASSES
       change name to "The Booth That Was And Should Never Ever Be Again"
           PASSES
       change name to "The Once And Future Booth"
           PASSES
       change name to "The Once And Future Cupcake"
           nope
           FAILS
       change name to "The KGB Buggy: A Retrospective"
           PASSES
       change name to "The Blurry Porn Channel"
           PASSES
       change name to "JFK Assassination, 50 Years Later"
           no
           FAILS
       change name to "KGB Makes A Porno"
           it's not blurry, it's not friendly
           FAILS
       change name to "Tim Broman, Our Glorious President Now And Forever"
           FAILS for lack of a second
       change name to "Don't Worry, It's Totally For Art"
           PASSES
       change name to "KGB Makes A Blurry Porno"
           Marlena would have to include names in the comments, so no
           FAILS
       change name to "The Illustrious Journalist Collective: An Encyclopedia"
           PASSES
       change name to "4-Dimensional Pravda"
           PASSES
       change name to "The Complete Dictionary Of The KGB"
           PASSES
       change name to "We Will Never Actually Call The Question"
           PASSES
       change name to "Pravdas About Pravdas"
           PASSES
       change name to "The Set Of All Things That Does Not Contain Pravda"
           PASSES
       change name to "Pravda: A Pravda"
           PASSES
       change name to "¡Pravda?"
           PASSES
       $6 to Stuart, the current recording secretary will chair

   Committee To Scientifically Figure Out What Voting Methods Will Make The Entire KGB Act In Unison Committee: pretty much that
       eforney's most successful attempt was the double rainbow
       if you all vote in unison, Skye will pay you
       point of information: what will Skye pay us in?
           squid
       will you pay us in cupcakes?
           broman won't pay you anything
       point of information: what is the chair's opinions on Broman?
           he won't answer, the chair has to remain objective
       point of information: what about noetics?
       PASSES
       $2 to Drew, eforney will chair

   Committee That Will Sell For A Different Amount Than Any Committee So Far: to make Dillon's recordkeeping easier
       but what have committees sold for today?
           it'd make Dillon's probably be more in the interest of the purpose to not have that be public information
           (it's $2, $6, and $7)
       PASSES
       $8 to McGinnis, those who support the government will chair

BACK TO OFFICER REPORTS

   James
       Sam, Miami, MechE, can't think of anything particularly uninteresting

BACK TO NEW BUSINESS

   Optimists Committee: to discover new purposes when quests fail
       point of information: is this about the boat?
           no, it's about the bylaws
           Stuart found a typo
               "a majority shall be defined as a quantity greater THEN one half"
       change name to "Pessimist Committee"
           PASSES
       fun fact about Robert's Rules of Order:
           the longest constitution is the Student Senate
           2nd longest is Robert's Rules of Order
           3rd is Apex's
       fun and actually real fact of the day:
           once sailors grow out of the class of boat called the Optimist, they move into a class of boat called the Laser, or a class of boat called the 420
       if your class of boat really is an optimist, you say it's half full of water
       real fun fact about Robert's Rules of Order:
           there are no fun facts about Robert's Rules of Order
       fun fact about Roberts Rules of Order
           the polar bear is hidden in the third chapter
           fun, not true
       $2 to Frieder, everyone who isn't happy about this committee will chair

   Capture The Fish With Stuff Committee: Marlena proposes that we flood Doerty and Wean and replace all flags with fish
       change all instances of "fish" to "finch"
           would we be able to give them tiny scuba suits?
           yes
           PASSES
       this sure sounds like something in that would happen in a dream
       Sam: where's the filmmaking club?
           (he was here for like 15 minutes)
           oh god we made "KGB films a porno" jokes
       PASSES
       $3 to McGinnis, all members of Filmmaking Club will chair

   Committee For People Not In The KGB: see what it's all about and then decide that we really should be somewhere
       change name to "Filmmaking Club"
           PASSES
       James is gonna be back in a minute, don't wait up
       cmufilmmakingclub.com seems to be in Japanese, about finance
       James: those doors are difficult
           the freshman managed it
       $1 to McGinnis, Sam and Zora will chair

   BACK TO voting on the Jokes On Marlena Committee:
       there were 5 abstensions
       no objections
       and at least 5 votes in favor
       PASSES
       $16 to Drew, anyone who has ever told Marlena to wake up will chair

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   EVENT
       KGB Acts Bitter
           board games and card games and children's games
           also candy
           bring games!

   we need judges for CtFwS
       it's a week from Friday
       you have to go to a judges meeting if you haven't judged before
           although you should go even if you have
           you should definitely have played CtFwS before if you want to judge
       email exec at exec@cmukgb.org

   money is still a thing
       pay Dillon for UPA stuff
       he'll send an email
       also sweatshirts

   booth
       meetings and builds are still happening
       5:30 pm on Thursday for art meetings
           last week we hammered out the background colors for most of the walls
           we're gonna look at more specific art this week
       noon on Saturday for builds
           wear clothes you don't care about/don't mind getting painty

   we need people for Nomcom!
       you can't run for exec if you're on nomcom

SCHMUCKS

   how did you hammer out the paint colors?
       messily

   apex needs pushers
       talk to Skye

we are now in purple