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EXEC REPORTS
Broman
had a weekend
started with CtFwS
which was awesome
one of the games ended weirdly early
captured flags
Saturday there was a party and that was fun
he was totally fine the next day which was a surprise
did a reasonable amount of work, but also not enough
it's time for his jeans to go in the big scrap heap in the sky
James
had a weekend
also started with CtFwS
his legs felt like they were broken for the rest of the weekend
ubisoft had a steam sale, which was an evil evil time suck
JRAM
had a weekend
did not involve CtFwS
visited Duke for grad school
found out that the main professor he'd be working with is cool, so that was fun
not so fun was getting back and getting really sick
EVENT
Video Game Night
Friday, 7:00, Wean 5300 corridor
bring video games and things to play them on
Marlena
had a weekend
went to CtFwS
then didn't feel like leaving the house for the rest of the weekend
got a lot of work done on a report
it's supposed to be similarly large parts of summary and analysis
she has 25 pages of summary
and no analysis
Zora
had a weekend
went to CtFwS
in the game that they judged they spent the whole time running up and down wean to retape a gotcha glyph
that's how short it was
then had a build and dealt with SO MUCH PLY
then hair dying! everyone is bright colors
can't remember what they did on Sunday
Dillon
had a weekend
ran around while judging, which was a mistake because then he was tired
was the last one up at the R7 party
back to booth build
gray primer smells terrible
Sunday: studying studying studying
Mike
had a weekend
involved CtFwS
Frieder and Murphy got the flag and Mike helped
they ran from Wean 3 to Wean 8 and didn't take the elevator
Mike is still mad
don't stick your hands in the gray primer
didn't do work on Sunday
COMMITTEE REPORTS
possibly ad hoc, possibly misappropriated Two Booths Committee
it's hard to not get paint on hardwood floors
Daniel John Secret Southerner Committee
prepared a report about getting the power to control the weather
but then it wasn't warm anymore
it would like to recind that report before having even made it with the assistance of the time travel committee
KGB Ultimate Beatdown Committee
waiting for JRAM to close the door
YELLING
BE NICE TO PEOPLE
Skyentology Committee
apologizes to ccolombo for the persistance of winter
ad hoc Committee To Become John Mackey
partial success
(takes a swig out of a 2 liter of Coke)
(I couldn't figure out how to spell liter so I missed some stuff SORRY it was a bad 30 seconds)
Booth Committee
get out your calendars, we're gonna read off some dates
we need to send people for fire safety training and tool training
tool training is Wednesday, February 26 at 9:30 in DH 2210
gswagner
craig (cmorey)
fire safety is Wednesday, March 26 at 9:30 in somewhere, we'll get back to you
dsisson
tbroman
thanks guys!
Alcoholist Committee
at R7 Drew threw a bunch of things together and it's really delicious
uh
talk to Drew
I don't understand alcohol things
they have Mountain Dew in them
Skyecotic Committee
would like to blame Drew for many blackouts on Sunday
misappropriated Alcoholist Committee
Marlena has discovered that there are two pretty excellent bars within a block of her house
it's a problem
also misappropriated Alcoholist Committee
Xander said SCIENCE
BROMAN ENCOURAGED HIM
ad hoc KGB Related Things, Kind Of, Saved My Butt Committee
all the 3d printers on campus are dead except for the cluster one
ad hoc Praise The Helix Committee
no never Maija hates that thing
ad hoc Remember the Moonstone Committee
yeah pretty much that
OLD BUSINESS
the Thing!
the booze parts are not Owen's fault this week
NEW BUSINESS
Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Mirror Committee a.k.a. You Didn't See Anything Committee: to laugh at and point out bureaucatic flaws at CMU
it was just the Planet Venus
how does this committee feel about constructing stuff out of emeralds?
excellent
we start at once
funded by your tuition money
Xander was looking in the mirror and there was some weird flickering behind his reflection
he asked him about it, and he said naw man, it's cool
that's not the real question he called Xander the other day
eforney has really cute gestures to flip people off
Actual KGB Committee: WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE
PASSES
$2 to Drew, Xander and Marlena will chair
Anthropomorphized Question Committee: choose a person to be the question for the day
can James be the question like all the time?
what
but if no one knows yet who can be the question, then who's phone?
weh wop
on the internet no oneknows you're a question
motion to nominate Drew as the question
out of order
on the internet no one knows you're a 60 foot tall monster from the Cretaceous Period
what happens if Frieder doesn't start a question with point of order?
it's fine, questions are fine
eforney: "hey Drew, I'm calling your phone to leave a comment"
PASSED
$6 to Drew, Frieder will chair
motion to appoint Drew as the question
Frieder owns the committee and says it's friendly
but out of order
(this belongs in committee reports)
Theoretical Radiation Poisoning Committee: to imagine the mutations on ourselves
ad hoc I Can't Breathe Committee: yes
PASSES
$2 to Mike, they and anyone who's interested in interesting science will chair
Shout Of Mordor Committee: one does not just create the Shout Of Mordor Committee
change name to "Shot Of Mordor"
PASSES
change name to "Shut Out Of Mordor"
PASSES
change purpose to "the thing Caroline described"
PASSES
Spoken Song Lyrics Committee: you make me feel like I've been locked out of Mordor
Committee To Test The Recsec: approves
shot:
nail polish remover in a shot glass
light it on fire
throw it at someone
one does not simply walk anywhere after that many shots
shot:
pour vodka in a shot glass
then bite off your finger and put it inside
PASSES
$2 to Drew, disbanded
Dust Bunny Extermination Committee: those things under their couch are most certainly not alive
Marlena screeched and mimed a vacuum cleaner
just don't feed them after midnight
if you ball all the dust bunnies in your house into a really big dust bunny
it's really disgusting
PASSES
$4 to Caroline, disbanded
I Can't Breathe Committee: to give up your aspirations
bswolf Memorial Committee: approves
change all aspirations with respirations
FAILS
Steven said words
in space nobody can hear you breathe
you know when you go to concerts for children and they all have to inhale at the same time?
yeah pretty much that
PASSES
$2 to Frieder, anyone with athsma or anyone who isn't breathing will chair
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for the event
PASSES
Don't Put That In Your Body Committee: to think of drugs, alcohol, and other things that should probably not go in your body
BUTT PLUGS
in the same movie with Nic Cage and drugs
his brother made an outline of the Ukraine and tried to snort it
in Vietnam they would send the soldiers gunpowder mixed with pancake mix
so they could either add milk and eat pancakes "safely"
or hit it and make it explode
fruit loops vodka
if you eat the heart of your enemies it'll make you stronger
anything Xander works with in his lab
kittens
PASSES
$5 to Marlena, anybody who has inadvisably put somehting in their body will chair
Drunk On ______ Committee: for when you go to R7, come back, and people ask you what you drank
phonics!
but what about noetics?
what if there are no etics at all?
drunk on water
drunk on love
the most disgusting drink Marlena has ever heard of is called a mexican yeast infection
tequila, cottage cheese, whipped cream
Skye made Drew make her a non-alcoholic drink
and then made a bunch of people try it
PASSES
$3 to McGinnis, he and anyone under 21 will chair
Exploding Pancakes Committee: yeah pretty much that
we told them that there was pancake mix in there
Fun Facts Committee: ccolombo is taking a class called Mechatronic Design
a couple semesters ago some people in the class made pancake flippers
with AIR currents
when Mike was growing up they were in a church youth group
they had some extra pancake mix left over, so they made mountain dew pancakes
they were the worst thing ever
don't do it
McGinnis is going to do the thing
SDC used to make pancakes for rolls
with the pancake mix they found under the road filler
PASSES
$4 to Mike, they and the lawyers of the Innovative Technologies Committee will chair
It's Time To Give Something To The Other Letters Committee: e is used so much, it's time to give the other letters a chance
but Steven, e is McGinnis's favorite number
commit -m
commit -a -m
commit sudoku
start9
control +z, z, z, z, z, z, z, z, z, z
ad hoc Bottom Of The Barrel Committee: who stole their double long scraper?
Skyentology Committee: would like to apologize
PASSES
$3 to McGinnis, he forgot who will chair
Committee To Actually Become John Mackey: promote transporting 2 liter bottles of Coke, working out, and being good at math
how much gene therapy would it take to actually become John Mackey
in eforney's freshman concepts class, mackey told a story about his son
his son was really bad at using the calculator in 2nd or 3rd grade
the teacher was really confused, and mentioned it to Mackey
and Mackey just said: "That's because my son can add."
the start your proofs dance
if this committee changes your major in the middle of CtFwS, are you stunned?
Mackey taught one of the calc for engineers lectures
stood on multiple tables, drank two 2 liters, and shouted continuously for ten minutes
he tried to explain how credit cards work to Marlena's parents
afterwards they said that they didn't understand any of it
but he seemed like a really smart guy
PASSES
$7 to Drew, all of the disciples of John Mackey
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
Video Game Night
Friday, 7:00, in the Wean 5300 corridor
bring consoles and games
Booth
Builds are:
Thursday, starting at 5:30
Saturday, starting at noon
all builds are general builds
SCHMUCKS
there are more letters in the alphabet than there are grains of sand on a beach
register for puzzlehunt!
mazeoftwistypassages.com
we are now in purple
motion to seafoam green
out of order
