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Officer Reports

    Marlena -- Batman and Robin is a form of torture
    Stuart had a weekend -- booth
    Mike -- We have a Bitterness Party
    Zora had a weekend -- something something
    Skye -- meep
    Dillon is sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick
    Frieder is just a total loser, I don't even know

Committee Reports

    No reports? 
    No reports....? 
    Real Serious Business -- you have to pay Dillon
    Rory-telling -- Rory might have joined a cult
    Shit I saw in the Tartan -- are we all supposed to be worshopping vending machines
    Committee to never leave committee reports is sad and indifferent

Old Business

    Mike has the thing -- the thing thing thing!!!!!!!!
    Hurting someone is not Mike's fault. When it becomes Mike's fault we'll all laugh

Table is lonely; you'll see

    Motion to table until 20 minutes from now
    We have a copy of Roberts Rules of Order in the office 
         Frieder took it, its in his room now
    Table
    Under table
    Different ballet pose
    $2 to Mike
    Disbanded!!!!!!!!!!!!

The I love my parents but committee (because Zora can really be a spunky child) reports that their dad once read all of Roberts

Gutttenberger; Welcome to Guttenberger, home of the Guttenberger, may I make your bible?

    The Super Sonic Limbo committee is excited
    Yum, Bible
    Torrah 
    $1 to Murphy
    Disbanded!!!!!!!!

Which Banded?; Dis banded

    Yip yip
    SQQQQQUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDD
    $4 to Murphy
    Dat Banded!!!!!

Monophone; Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? MOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    This sounds nice
    Flouresce? 
    Mono means one, rail means rail
    Nap? 
    $3 to Murphy
    Disbanded

Not totally bad ideas tradition; Torrah Fries!

    Art Gallery in a bouncy castle
    This committee
    Needles in dumplings
    Needle in a bouncy house 
    Ball paint made of dumplings
    Golden Egg
    Calling to question
    Jeopardy
    $5 to Mike
    The complement of mike

Multiplicity; solidarity never

    Soooooooooooooooo much bad singing
    $3 to Frieder
    The union

Witchful thinking; to be normal for mathematicians definition of normal

    $2 to Murphy
    Bleh
    

Daniel John Kirby NY Douchebag Committee; yes

    Nightmare in dreamland committee
    Oh dan....
    We're just going to call him.... This will go well
    $2 Afalk
    Disbanded

What am I hiding under my pants; really long socks

    Touch your toes? 
    That passed ?
    $2 to Mike
    Disbanded

Earworm; I dont really care, Mike just ruined my life

    2 to Murphy 
    Disbanded     
    

I have a weakend; To celebrate week jokes

    Stuart fuck you
    $4 to Stuart
    Tellers of bad jokes (so the entire KGB)

I will have a weekend; drive this joke into the ground

    Guys this is so bad
    Swimming
    Failed, but lets say it passed
    $2 to Frieder
    Frieder and anyone else who is 100% sure they'll have a weekend

Whoever owns this committee has the best dyed hair; fundraise

    $6 to Murphy
    Mike will dye his hair.....
    None of the polychromats
    

Not to be disbanded; whoever disbands will die

    Tabled forever
    Ok, indefinately

We are now in Ikea

KGB Horror commitee; the phone line to the question has been cut

    The blob is a movie
    Tears when calling the question
    $1 to Mike
    Sadness

The circle has been squared The square has been circled

It's SNOWING; everyone stand around the window

    Zora makes a bad joke
    Octopus duck
    I guess it's just all worth it
    Snow!
    $1 to Murphy
    The chair of that committee we made last week

Nerd; DORKS

    $2 to Frieder
    Frieder

REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

    BITTERNESS PARTY -- Free candy is happening
    Weekday booth builds are on Tuesdays!
    CtFwS is happening in 2 weeks, if you want to help us retake the fence, let us know your level of enthusiasm
    

We are now in Purple Pay Dillon