Minutes20150420

THE STATE OF THE KGB ~$800 surplus from Dillon ~$3200 of money

NEW BUSINESS

   the last committee that will be made with mike as pres: not to be able to say what you meant to say
       motion to table indef
           motion to ammend tabling to until next elections
               PASSES
           PASSES
       motion to something i'm out of practice
           it was steven
       motion to blow up this committee and table it indef
           PASSES
   
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event
       PASSES
   
   we didn't misspell andrewIDs!!
   
   self dest button committee: to blow up someone else's machine room
       rename to big red button and sexual favors
           FAILS
       the lie erin told people the button would explode something
       the lie skye told the judges it would blow up a machine room
       dear god you guys wanna destroy machine rooms
       the lie shelby told people was "hi, it's nice to see you"
   PASSES
   $6 to frieder
       anyone who doesn't owe the kgb six bucks
   
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $500 to replenish the KGB exec discretionary fund
       it's what we use when we fuck up--forget to make allocations, etc
       where are our fighter jets?
       PASSES
   
   motion to set dues for $15 per semester, $20 per year
       PASSES
   

OLD BUSINESS

   the Thing
       anything that we fuck up is not marlena's fault

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   we have an event!
       Bake Barter
           Friday 4/24, 10am to 5pm, UC tables
           give us your junk! we will give you food.
               no sheet metal, money, or trash
       Useless Stuff Auction
           7:00pm, friday 4/24, MM 103
           buy the stuff back
   
   BOOTH
       thanks everybody!
       bring your hard hats in
       WE GOT THIRD

SCHMUCKS

   erin has a lot of disney movies
       finals are coming up
       they are stressful
       she will host movies
   
   shelby
       give her her scizzors back
   
   ed is burning the ballots without you
   
   you can burn down buildings with steven
   
   frieder has to burn down r7
   
   old exec stick around
   
   marí has a yearbook! sign it
   
   we're all stressed and it's 2015
       watch back to the future with skye