Minutes20150914

EXEC REPORTS

   Mike
       had a weekend
       dragged roommates to the lab
       listened to trash music
       watched
   
   Skye
       had a weekend
       began with the underground tour
       slept a lot
       listened to mouth silence like four times
       new people
           mason, biopsych, lived all over also virginia, is 18
           annie, math, maryland, cut hair a month ago
           Harry, ECE, New York, did not place in a rubik's cube competition
           raymond, MCS (math and CS), china, found a thing
           Ryan, MechE, not your average engineering studnet
   
   dillon
       EVEN-no weekend
       sure he had a weekend
       half of it was video games
       EVENT
           running jumping climbing trees
           7:00, donner ditch
           fun games! there will be smores!
   
   erin
       had a weekend
       underground tour
       went to see a BAD MOVIE
           so bad so good
       pravda!!
   
   back to skye
       new person
           cameron, ece, ohio, wearing a blue shirt
   
   zora
       had a week
       did some stuff
       did some stuff
       did some stuff
       LAUNCHED KICKSTARTER
   
   joe
       had a weekend
       oh god more puns
   
   murphy
       had a weekend
       cleaned the office
           super great

underground tour was also great

       almost had class with just him and the prof

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   flowchart
       there's a chart that details what the FUCK is going on right now
       thanks kelly harringotn
   
   ad hoc nerd something
       HOLY SHIT IS THAT A SHERMAN TANK
       engineers
   
   the floor is lava
       met up over the weekend
       decided to include the effects of convection
           you'll be roasted alive
   
   probably misap shit i found in the office
       we have a lot of doctor seuss books
           and a lot of textbooks behind them
           
   ad hoc old people
       textbooks meant to be lending library
   
   shit i read in the tartan
       kitchen fire!! in R7
       due to science
   
   committee to burn down R7
       YOU MISSED
   
   xander might burn down valhalla
       or start a distillery
   
   joe should not cook quinoa drunk
       YOU CAN'T BLOW GAS FIRES OUT
       it was ok
   
   roomba army
       vvvvvzhhhhh thunk
       vvvvvzhhhhh thunk
       vzh thunk

OLD BUSINESS

   the thing!
       not knowing where the thing is is not murphy's fault
   
   secret soviet spies committee
       tabled for one hour

NEW BUSINESS

   committee to give mike three tim broman points: who knows!
   PASSES
   $1 to marlena, marlena will chair
   
   hidden superheros: to find out who has the best superhero name
       space munchkin
       kickass octopus
       vanilla thunder
       the orange sausage
       the dynamic destroyer shall destroy you all dynamically
       the chocolate laser needs some chocolate thunder
       d-cup munchkin
       D-CUP SAUSAGE
   PASSES
   $2 to Joe, d-cup sausage will chair
   
   michael murphy memorial: to honor the life of michael murphy
       motion to append splat to the purpose
           PASSES
       would you like to buy some life insurance
       motion ot insert a "c" between "michael" and "murphy" in the name
           PASSES
           now it describes the vice president of cmu or whoever he is
       murphy is still getting the guy's email
   PASSES
   $3 to murphy, disbanded
   
   we're in something. i do not know what.
       we're naming groups of things?
       a group of b-list superheros is called a "limited series"
   PASSES
   $1 to murphy, skye will chair
   
   fun facts about the comics code authority: it's so good
       just google it it's. so good.
           FEMALES SHOULD BE DRAWN REALISTICALLY
       also, zovumbies
           not zombies
           not ghouls
           allowed
   PASSES
   $3 to Marlena, Marlena, Zora, Mike, and anyone else who's heavily invested in the comics industru
   
   shit jokes: murphy will use this
       bad amazon jokes oh noooo
       eyyyyyyyyyyyyy
       oh god ed has a book with 8000 jokes and puns
       a joke that ends with "working in the weender wonderland"
       your life
   PASSES
   $6 to Ed, he and anyone else who uses it will chair
   
   ship jokes: do yachts like this sink very often? usually just the once
   PASSES
   $1 to murphy, this frisbee will chair
   
   kgb service project round 2: to continue throwing that frisbee at those monitors
       if we break shit we gotta do community service
       "it was like that when we got here"
           (lying)
       the airplane is still in breed hall
   $2 to dillon, dillon and other people who totally don't break things will chair
   

BACK TO EXEC REPORTS

   skye
       new person!
           lilly, ece, wisconsin, loves cheese but is lactose intolerant

NEW BUSINESS

   impressive concentration: rin's been doing that for a really ling time
       let's all just stare at rin (let's not)
   PASSES
   $1 to murphy, disbanded
   
   swear of the week: to inform the kgb of new and excited ways to swear
       skye's quizbowl had REALLY FOUL MOUTHS
       did you have one in mind
           nah dylan is gonna do research
       voldemort's nipple
       the baby doesn't understand it we good
       motion to table this committee until the baby is old enough to understand it
           no
   PASSES
   $6 to dylan, dylan and anyone who likes to swear will chair
   
   better fence: come up with really great things to paint the fence for
       such as
           paint the fence for CMU telefund but leave the rickroll number
           paint it like the library as seen from the street
       geology club approves
       geology club: we frakking rock!
       why is the administration so weird when they try to Engage With The Youth
       paint it black and then in green smelly paint just write "you nerds"
       motion to knit the fence a sweater
           already in progress
       chia seeds!
           we did astroturf
   PASSES
   $1 to murphy, skye murphy and whoever wants to help will chair
   
   grumpy rules wanking committee: when ed has to open the bylaws DURING a meeting to check something
       motion to assign a champion to fight against ed to determine whether the bylaws actually way that
           the chair would entertain a motion to nominate marlena
       there's a version of magic the gathering that's literally designed to test the judges
           it only ends when there's a rules violation
   PASSES
   $1 to joe, the bylaws instantiated as a corporation instantiated as a person will chair
   
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event
       PASSES
   
   crossbows of willpower: rin misses her hat
       that's a great idea
   PASSES
   $1 to rin, rin will chair
   
   legendary committee of myth: whoever chairs this commitee will be the SOLE RULER of the committee as a whole
       motion to table indefinitely
           PASSES
   

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   EVENT
       running jumping climbing trees
           we will have fun and smores
           and a parachute
           7:00pm in donner ditch
           if it rains we'll be in porter hall A18*
       
   pay your dues!
       if you haven't payed yet this year, pay by september 31!
       dues paying means you get discounts on tshirts and can vote on Real Relevant things
       $15 for the semester $20 for the year
   
   dinner!
       we get it! in resnik after meetings
   
   exec meetings!
       weds 7:30pm, UC 329
       we're lonely

SCHMUCKS

   DATES
       zora's running a kickstarter of queer historical fiction
       kickstarter.datesanthology.com
   
   pravda
       more submissions = more pravdas
       email corsec@cmukgb.org
   
   computer club has events this week! talk to tim or dillon
   
   kgb rifle association
       meeting later, after dinner! talk to skye
   
   swear of the week
       send ideas to dtb@andrew.cmu.edu
   
   brunch
       erin and ed eat at schatz on sunday mornings! it's pretty good!
       but also weird to be alone
   
   nick is making bake for order stuff
       talk to them!
   
   read me
       needs writers! talk to rin
   
   ITR
       ITR is back!!
       THIS saturday on Wean 4 at 10pm!
       mafia combined with duck tape and tag
       talk to murphy!
   
   figs
   
   the tartan also needs writers!
       maaaaaybe less satire