Minutes20151012

NOTE: The minutes for the first half hour of the meeting were lost because zora's computer is a massive pile of crap. They have been recreated from memory.

OFFICER REPORTS

   mike
       had a weekend
       made a mess at the event
       escaped from a cult
       tried to do work
   
   skye
       had a weekend
       zombies went great
           humans died in the last 25 seconds!!
       parents
       terrifying skeleton hand
   
   dillon
       had a weekend
       started every day with buggy
       dissolved into nothingness after that
   
   erin
       had a weekend
       crafts!
       (buggy)
       more crafts (instead of homework)
       SUBMIT TO PRAVDA
   
   zora
       had a weekend
       it was terrible
       also terrible: ALL OF THE WRITING IN MAGGIE MO
   
   joe
       had a weekend
       not enough sleep
       perhaps another major? who knows.
   
   murphy
       had a weekend
       concert! biking!
       COMPILERS (sleep?)

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   shit jokes
       what's a poltergeist's favorite type of art?
           GHOST modernism
   
   swear of the week
       GADZOOKS
       transformation of "god's hooks"
           aka the nails used to crucify jesus
   
   there were others they were good i'm sorry
       (it's easier to remember the reoccurring ones)

   booth committee
       preliminary voting: people can vote as many times as you want. go for it.
       themes left after preliminary approval voting:
           kerbal space program
           dungeons and dragons
           hatoful boothfriend
           merchant's stall
           game show booth
           mafia booth
           stanley parabooth
       no discussion because of aformentioned computer floop
       AND THE COMP'S BACK
           final themes that the chairs will bring to theme selection, and their votes
               20 Octodad
               16 Hatoful Boyfriend
               9 Merchant stall
               6 Mafia booth

OLD BUSINESS

   the Thing!
       someone taking all our booth themes is not erin's fault
   
   motion to table remaining old business until next week
   PASSES
       

NEW BUSINESS

   cactopus: cactus? cat? octopus?
   PASSES
   $1 to marlena, everyone but mike
   
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 to buy food and supplies for the event
       PASSES
   
   you spelled that wrong: dillon misspelled spontinaity spontaneity
       he was being spontaneous
       change "spelled" to "selped"
           PASSES
       SPOONTINUDIGU
       we are now in purple
   PASSES
   $1 to murphy, SPOONTINUDIGU will chair
   
   motion to make a standing rule that SPOONTINUDIGU is the correct spelling of "spontinaity" spontaneity in the kgb
       okay i KNOW i'm spelling it wrong tim fix it
           DONE --tparenti
       the kgb dictionary is dead
           (all the standing rules sit down at the end of the year)
   PASSES

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   EVENT
       improv night!
           friday PH A18B, 7:00
           you can't embarrass yourself more than mike
           NPP helps out, it's great!
       
   booth!
       chairs: Craig, Dillon Dylan, Maddy
           Learn your /D[iy]l+[ao]n/s.  --tparenti
   
   dinner!
       eat it with us at resnik
   
   DUES
       pay them!!! you get booted on october 31st if you were a memeber
   
   reprinting shirts
       murphy's made a form!
           cmukgb.org/shirts
       we have scarves in the office if you want that

SCHMUCKS

   brunch!
       hang out with Erin, Ed, Dylan, Dillon, Joe? and someone else sorry
           ME! --tparenti
       schatz
   
   KGB Rifle association
       gonna have tiny HVZs
       talk to skye
   
   happy belated bashkortostan republic day!
   
   Dates anthology
       queer historical fiction comics!
       kickstarter is ending at 3pm on wednesday!
       throw money at zora
       (support artists)
   
   SPOONTINUDIGU