Minutes20151026

EXEC REPORTS

   mike
       had a weekend
       went to bryn mawr
           turns out they're old
   
   skye
       had a weekend
       was as far away as mike's weekend
           wasn't the worst idea she's ever had, but was pretty bad
           she is now dead
       new people
           redwana, pittsburgh, bme, is wearing tights
   
   dillon
       had a weekend
       tried to difuse a bomb (in a video game)
           he recommends it
       saturday existed
       had a lot of meetings on sunday
           also work
       EVENT
           Halloween party!
           7pm, friday, porter A18*
           there will be candy
           bring games and costumes!
   
   erin
       had a weekend
       cleaned house
       had a party
       cleaned house again
       skipped step two of her sweater D:
       SUBMIT TO PRAVDA
   
   zora
       had a weekend
       completely uneventful
       (very unproductive in coffee shops)
   
   joe
       had a weekend
       involved bombs, wizard people, booth, other stuff, nonsense
       pun about rosemary
           (he had thyme on his hands)
   
   Murphy
       had a weekend
       ended with him very tired and sitting on the ground
           carried a lot of packages
       too much sleep too much youtube
       fucked with the KGB server
           evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   swear of the week
       SWEET MUSTACHE
   
   apple watch problems
       any time murphy and frieder message each other in class they just auto reply at each other
       "sorry, can't talk right now"
       "sorry, can't talk right now"
       "sorry, can't talk right now"
       "sorry, can't talk right now"
   
   committee to burn down pittsburgh
       continued failure
       but mari made marbles
   
   booth committee
       meetings! we had one!
       1:30 sunday ph a18B
   
   shit jokes
       why was sam clemens a vegetarian
           because never the twain shall meet
       THESE ARE ALL WRITTEN BY MURPHY
   
   shit i heard at the bookstore
       "i just got into a greek honor society, but it's on my 21st birthday so i'm not gonna go"
   
   cinematic suggestions
       the first half of movie 43
           all the celebs from 2013
       the second half is not great
   
   ad hoc aaaaaacademics
       nooooo classes for joe
   
   this would have happened four weeks ago
       anticipation
   

OLD BUSINESS

   the thing!
       failing classes is not skyes fault this week
   
   find the real difference between math and logic committee
       motion to table this committee for an hour
           PASSES
   
   committee to wake up when september ends
       motion to table this committee to the NEXT meeting after september
           FAILS
   PASSES
   $4 to joe, disbanded

NEW BUSINESS

   spoop machine: make everything spoopy in time for halloween
       motion to change purpose to "throw white sheets over everything to make everything a big ghost"
           PASSES
       can we paint the fence but actually put a big sheet over it
           can we paing "BOO" under the sheet
           (sure)
       does a big multicolor parachute count as a big white sheet
       we are now in purple
       we should do this for ctfws
           but then people don't see our advertisement?
       we should paint a white sheet on the fence
   PASSES
   $1 to craig, all peope presently and futurely dead will chair
   
   long con: KAAAAAAAAAAAAHN
       motion to make a high budget remake in 10 years?
           FAILS
       last year one of the frats did a star trek musical for greek sing
           it was VERY BAD but they were VERY GOOD at dancing
       mike went to a shakespeare/star wars mashup
           the narrators were george lucas and jj abrams
   PASSES
   ???????
   
   WOW I MISSED THIS NAME COMPLETELY I HATE THIS COMPUTER
       can we cover the king sized candy bars in white sheets?
       michael had beautiful halloween ornaments for the halloween tree
       motion to use the funds from this committee for better candy for this week's event
           dillon will increase the allocation by whatever we earn for this
       this week, skye discovered kind neighbors???
           they were fighting to be the best at halloween
           (the houses would change daily to out-halloween each other)
   PASSES
   $4 to Murphy, the halloween people will chair
   (2 spoopy)
   
   the nightmare before president's day: jack skellington is the star of a movie where they kidnap abe lincoln and impersonate him"
       change purpose to "jack skellington plays nic cage in national treasure"
       it'd work GREAT present day
           lincoln is already a skeleton
       we are now in purple
   PASSES
   $1 to craig, he will chair
   
   halloween olympics: to auction off the rights to the candy we're gonna buy with that $4 and use the proceeds to buy more candy
       let's do this OVER AND OVER AGAIN
       the recursion committee approves
   PASSES
   $1 to murphy, murphy will chair
   
   motion to create a standing rule that all future motions are just motions to purple
       fails
   
   motion to add "spooptinudigu" to the kgb dictionary
       motion to change the word to "spooptinudiboo"
       coding magic, this is creating the KGB dictionary again
       BOO
           murphy was being spooptinudibous
   PASSES
   
   a strange man just walked in
       he has a talk at 5:00???
       it might be at 5:30
       he might come hang out with us
   
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $54 for supplies for the event
   PASSES
   
   motion to make all the standing rules sit down because they're starting to get tired
       motion to table this motion so all the tired standing rules can lean on the table
           out of order (question called)
   FAILS
   
   motion to make the official theme song of the kgb "spoontinudigy forever"
       y'all CANNOT SING
   
   committee for things: murphy's been waiting for forever to say a thing. NO. murphy yelled BOO right at the stranger who walked in
       motion to change the purpose of this committee to utter failure
           FAILS
           lmao joke's on you I ALREADY DID FAIL
   PASSES
   $1 to murphy, that guy who walked in will chair
   
   arrange meetings between the KGB and the director of the NSA while he's still here: to arrange meetings between the KGB and the director of the NSA while he's still here
       you know if we just go to rashid now there will be too many of us to get kicked out
       motion to disband the cia
       is this film club?
       one of skye's friends cannot read
           saw a documentary where putin had the letters KGB behind him
           asked skye if she and putin were in the same club
       one of the people in the UC thought mari's "my actions" shirt was referencing the real kgb
       don't do bad stuff while wearing that shirt
           (lookin at you mike)
       so if you go to the museum and you go to the hallway full of dead birds and watches, there's a tiny door
           people try it and it's always locked
           behind that door, there is a lot of scaffolding and glass
           don't go in there
       so the purpose of this hallway is to make sure time doesn't fly?
   PASSES
   $2 to Joe, the person standing right behind you will chair
   
   the timothy r broman memorial committee would like to report
       RULES
           we can't make the dictionary or something
       motion to ignore frieder
           SO MOVED

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   EVENT
       halloween party!
       friday 7:00 ph a18*
       candy! games! costumes!
   
   ctfws
       rules meetings on sunday!
       judges!
           we need them! email exec@cmukgb.org if you're interested
   
   shirts!
       we found a bunch! we'll sell them to you right now!
       we're doing that at food, not here
       shirts: $10 for members, $15 for nonmembers
       scarves: $20 for members, $25 for nonmembers
   
   food!
       we're going for resnik!
   

SCHMUCKS

   erin gets brunch on sunday!
       schatz, 10:30
       it's fun! you can be special guests!
   
   ITR
       MIGHT happen this weekend
       murphy'll poll for interest

we are now in purple