Minutes20151214

EXEC REPORTS

   Mike
       had a weekend
       is a fan of star wars now
   
   skye
       is not here
       did activities
   
   dillon
       had a weekend
       started with dancer's symposium on saturday
           it was impressive
       and then went to denny's at 2am
       sunday happened
       EVENT
           geek eat
           WEDS at NOON, we're leaving at NOON
               if you're getting there somehow other than on a bus with us, TELL US
               reservation at cheesecake factory at one
   
   erin
       had a weekend
       is not here
       all the things
       all the feels
       cats
   
   zora
       had a weekend
       took their first break day since aaaaaaaaaaaahhhgh
       did jack shit
   
   joe
       had a weekend
       became defacto leader of the star wars thing because he had the movies
           murphy was compiling
       had a 213 exam
           p and v are the opposite and indistinguishable
   
   murphy
       not here
       had a weekend
       compilersed toooooo hard
       ....
       ....
       ...
   

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   Roomba army
       very sad that they will be alone in r7
       all of them
   
   committee to burn down pgh
       made lots of cool glass stuff
       but like, not anymore
   
   roomba army committe
       one of them committeed suicide
       dillon found it turned off, in a corner, with its power cord in its brushes
   
   weather machine
       what the fuck man
       what
       the fuck
       it's december
   

OLD BUSINESS

   the Thing
       everything kgb did last week while sam was gone is sam's fault
       
   motion to table all pending old business until 4:30 eastern on like the 11th of january or something
       PASSES

NEW BUSINESS

   finals: like, weeping, maybe in some cases joy
       mike's last exam in disaster class had THREE PROBLEMS
           two of the were talk about your feelings
       aaaaaaaaagh
       change name to "countdown"???
           fails
   PASSES
   $1 to dillon, dillon wil chair
   
   bad treasurers: to recognise all treasurers for doing things they prob shouldn't be doing
       erin finally counted all the money from the yarnivores sales
           then proceeded to throw it at her cats and take pictures
       the one true murphy reports delayed success
   PASSES
   $1 to erin, treasurers
   
   motion to make his horrible idea happen
       what
   
   thing that we hated, you know, the thing: you know, the thing
       i hate it when he does that
       whatever you say, say nothing
           oh god jeffrey recites so fast
       same thing again but this time joe seconds it
           this is a mess
   PASSES
   $1 to owen, everyone who's upset that he's rushing
   
   the same thing but it's in order and joe seconds it
       what though
   
   the awesome friendship committee: joy, but sometimes weeping
       timely
       anime
       motion to create the committe to, like, reference itself confusingly
           out of order???
       tweeting
   PASSES
   $1 to tim, ed erin dillon tim

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   EVENT
       cheesecake factory
       we're leaving at wednesday at noon from the black chairs
           tell us if youre going with some other mode of transportation
   
   CCLUB MOVIE NIGHT
       tuesday, 9pm, rashid
       War games
   
   2 rooms and a boom
       some people are moderately interested
       talk to dillon
   
   breakfast food
       almost midnight breakfast
       tuesday, also at 9pm, rangos
   
   this is the shortest amount of time murphy has ever been to a kgb meeting

we are in purple