Minutes20160125

OFFICER REPORTS

   Mike
       is harry
       had a weekend
       probably involved anime and pastries and running the kgb as an org
       in other times, harry saw Sisters and got drunk in an elevator
   
   Skye
       had a weekend
       did stuff
       new people
           cliff, cs, connecticuit, hates the name games
           david, mcs???, new jersey, name is david
   
   Dillon
       had a weekend
       can never remember what he did
       itr???
       steven universe?
       EVENT
           Useless People Auction
           7:00pm Friday Breed Hall (MM 103)
           it's a big fundraiser!
           willing members auction off their time
               including exec as a unit
               buy our humans
       OTHER EVENT
           CTFWS
               Feb 19, DH 2315, 7:00 start time
               like mariokart meets capture the flag
   
   Erin
       had a weekend
       tool training
           also not homework
       dropped a class, needed units
           stucotime
   
   Zora
       had a weekend
       had a to-do list! did stuff on it!
       also watched a LOT of anime
       
   Joe
       had a weekend
       did a lot of stuff
       including constitutional revisionism
           the printers are GARBAGE
   
   Murphy
       had a weekend
       built the KGSLD/SHT PRNCSS
       and BEER and SLEDDING and ITR and EAT N PARK
       and then did nothing on sunday

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   ad hoc offline social media
       skye has a message
           MESSAGE FAILED TO SEND
           ("fuck off frieder")
   
   BOOTH
       two builds!
           construction sat 2 - 5
           art sat 1:30 - 3:30
           but both things happen at both builds!
   
   misap people who view the booth committee from afar
       harry found a booth poster
           !!!
           he did not know it was from kgb
   
   shit jokes
       mariachi band that plays a certain cover
           hispanic at the disco
   
   up with the sickness
       that was the joke
       murphy doesn't wanna get sick
   
   ad hoc to buy profs clocks
       if your class is taught all the way down craig street, LET OUT ON TIME
       
   ad hoc criminal activity in conj with storytelling
       they were at eat n park
       there was a guy asleep in a booth
           he was Not Healthy
       they called the paramedics
           there were 11 at one point
       at one point someone heard the guy, in the bathroom, call his mom
           "ma, take the shoeboxes out from under my bed and put them in the treehouse"
           "it doesn't matter"
           "just do it"
           "i have to go"
   
   shit heard at eat n park
       apparently TOO MANY PEOPLE BEAT EACH OTHER WITH WATER PITCHERS AT FUCKOCLOCK
   
   i love my parents but
       mari's mom made memes of herself on vacation
   
   all weather toms
       success!
   
   all weather toms
       cortina
           

OLD BUSINESS

   the Thing!
       whatever happens at UPA isn't frieder's fault
   
   committee for old business
       not...yet....

   exec get it together interlude
       if you wanna sell yourself, email exec
       if you're not comfy with any buyers, contact erin in advance
           or another exec member
   
   committee for old business calls for the order of the day
       new old business: i'm sorry tim
       PASSES
       $5 to maddy, tim will chair (thank god)

NEW BUSINESS

   new and special kind of hell: to be redundant with the kgb as a whole
       append o to end of name
           passes
       harry was scratching his neck
       motion to table for one week
           PASSES
   
   committee will not be tabled for any amount of time whatesoever ever: idk it's an experiment
       motion to table indefinately
           PASSES
   
   indecisive bakers: erin couldn't decide if she wanted to make macaroons or marengues (i'm sorry) so she just started whipping egg whites
       she made the one i can't spell
       motion to table it for a week
           FAILS
       motion to preheat oven to 350
           PASSES
       motion ot have prepared one earlier
           passes
       motion to realize that we don't have ANY of the other ingredients
           fails
       motion to eat the thing
           sure
       a gentle stirring motion
       ding!
   PASSES
   $1 to erin, anybody who knows they want to bake SOMETHING but doesn't quite know what
   
   the committee to return to old business for exactly one committee report: DEAR GOD JOE WHY
       he said a bunch of stuff that's the purpose
       i'm not
       oh my god
       o h   m y   g o d
       motion to table indefinitely and forget this ever happened
           PASSES
   
   the committee of forms: the ability to synthesize the pure platonic form of registration
       apparently every dnd game glenn gm's involves paperwork worshipers
       change name to "the platonic committee"
           sure
       motion to change it back
           friendly???
   PASSES
   $1 to murphy, kelly?
   
   ad hoc committee for old business calls for the remaining orders of the day
       tabletop atheist committee: fuck drew and your elkridge ambiants
           I SPELLED IT RIGHT
           change purpose to "this is florida we don't need teeth"
               PASSES
           motion to table this committee for one week
               PASSES
       misuse of tables: to drop tables on kgb members who keep tableing items for discussion
           PASSES
           $6 to erin, anyone who votes no on a tbale motion
   
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $500 for booth stuff
       call for the the treasurer to say words
           we have the money!
       PASSES
   
   committeee to see how long we can keep this going: what
       motion to table fo rone week
           PASSES
   
   motion to filabuster
       too fucking late
   
   motion to filabuster
       i still don't knowo how to spell that either
   
   motion to create the all weather tom: to get a person, and like, make him a member, and like, equip him with...
       motion to make this person tom werner
           oh my god
       motion ot change name to "battle of tom the department heads"
           passes
       change purpose to "get all the department heads named tom and have them battle it out"
           passes
       motion to do that but instead in the pit
           sure. this did nothing. do that means nothing
       mtion to make sure pit is spelled with two t's
           PASSESS
           i mean y'all can
       YOU ALL TALK SO FAST
   PASSES
   $1 to kelly, tom cortina will chair
   
   change all fish to bugmars
       technically this reqs a constitutional ammendment
   
   motion to make a standing rule that "point of ____" will be acceptable to mean whatever the hell the person follows it with
       point of ass
       motion to table indefinitely
           FAILS
       motion to table indefinitely
           FAILS
       PASSES
   
   motion to repeal that standing rule
       FAILS
   
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event
       PASSES
       
   point of first
       hi
   
   point of ?
       does the word need to be in english?
           no
   
   motion to prematurely untable all tabled motions
       out of order
   
   point of explanation
       mike is gonna love this
   
   point of nonexplanation
       can we not explain this to mike
   
   motion to not explain this to mike
       dilatory
   
   point of no return
       that was TWO WORDS
   
   point of interesting
       int he us tabling means to table it
       in the uk it means to call the question
   
   point of why
   
   motion to convene and ent-moot
       no
   
   keeping secrets from mike: pointy things
       yikes
   PASSES
   $1 to frieder, mike will chiar
   
   let's move on from this: pretty much that and do anything else
       the get on with it committee disapproves
       point of ruleswanking: the damage has been done
           ruleswanking is one word
           i feel it in my soul
       point of unlockable: how do you fele about this
           it's zora's fave teaching tool
   PASSES
   $1 to murphy, he will chair
   
   motion to move on to announcements
       PASSES

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   EVENT
       Useless People Auction
           7:00 Friday MM103
           Sell yourself! Buy people! Capitalism!
           Dress Classy
           
   OTHER EVENT
       ctfws
       feb 19!! dh 2315
   
   story revising
       if you're interested fill out murphy's form
       it's revising the ug tour stories
       
   assassins
       feb 9th to the 16th
       let skye know
   
   shirts!!
       we have them! if you ordered one, come collect it and pay us
       if you didn't, we have extras
           wait a minute though so it's not chaos
       we also have the scarves
       cost
           shirts: $10 for members, $15 for not
           hoodie: $20 for members, $25 for not
           scarves we'll figure out

SCHMUCKS

   define fancy
       yes
   
   yow