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EXEC REPORTS
Mike
had a weekend
upa
they showed up
zora showed up
same outfit
they did not coordinate
went in search of business casual
Skye
had a weekend
began with upa
got introduced to the riddle of the green glass door
also portal
much pop culture
new people
alicia, freshman (matsci?), boston, memory of goldfish
sonia, engineering, jersey, can ride a bike
Dillon
had a weekend
built a thing that counts (cluster!)
argued abotu pasta at erins house
EVENT
KGB Falls on its Ass
going to the schenley ice rink!
meet at 6:30 on friday at the black chairs
we'll walk over
you can join us there if you're late
$8 total
$3 skate rental, $5 admission
assume they only take cash
Erin
had a weekend
event!
ed's birthday!
including cake
cried about thermodynamics
was RIGHT about pasta
(it breaks in 3 pieces)
(submit to pravda)
Zora
had a weekend
started with the event
DID NOT watch political debates on saturday because they got hella distracted by organizing comics
Joe
had a weekend
in order of importance
made THAT
you can buy and cook steak yourself
discovered that you don't have to have a photo for the front page if you just pretend it's a black background and cover it with text
Murphy
had a weekend
there was some drunkenness
and also walking at 3am in 17 degree weather
DIDN'T go down to the fitness center and walk in his full suit
instead wandered around the uc basement for an hour
BACK TO MIKE
if you have a point of whatever, wait until mike calls on you!
so people can hear you and they can figure out what's going on
tablign
cool it!!!
COMMITTEE REPORTS
booth!
lots of stuff done last weekend!
art! allocating ply! cutting ply!
builds!
2:00 - 5:00 sat
1:30 - 3:30 sun
in the kage!
drunk murphy drunk textsfrieder
the video of murphy singing is WAY worse than he thought it was
and it's only for frieder
ad hoc counting in cluster
we've already gotten to 100k
because joe is a troll?
corruption in harrisbugh?
counting backeards from 6 million
rip fine bros
shit jokes
why did the woman fall in love with teh egyptian king
he was giving off good pharaoh-mones
lmaowhat's spelling
yarn all the time
found ANOTHER project bag with ANOTHER half finished project in it
poss ad hoc I can;'t find the letter w
skye's grandma couldn't find the letter w on her ipad
"my keyboard doesn't work like that"
mike is getting a nobel prize
don't worry about it
prob not music minors
murphy has a class in and did work in purnell??? how
as he was leaving, two people just FULL on started acting like monkeys
drama majors yo
one day dillon might set foot in there
ad hoc drama majors are scary
frieder likes when thigns make sense and are logical
ad hoc sleep schedule or something
murphy was walking here and was like
damn i'm so sorry i didn't sleep
and then his phone was like
"same"
and then murphy learned that when he doesn't sleep his phone doesn't sleep
let's ask stupid questions
a goat ate money??? does it get punished???
where did this come from
ad hoc i want stupid answers
can harry answer those questions
sam can
no and no
in skyes first tepper course, they did a zombie apocalypse scenario
mike is wrong
OLD BUSINESS
the Thing!
going to rocky horror and being out of place and very confused is not nika's fault this week
committee for old business
dead horse joke: joe would beat it forever but NOPE
dilatory
tabletop atheism: this is florida we don't need teeth
PASSES
$2 to frieder
seeing how long we can kepe this going: 0
nah
NEW BUSINESS
unusually sized food: food is really really great when it comes in a size that is not its normal size
so the pasta argument
THEY MAKE SHORT SPAGHETTI
change name to "itty bitty piskitty committee"
PASSED
what is happening with frieder
it sounded like a tapeworm
SLIDERS
why
PASSES
$1 to erin, anyone who likes tiny spaghetti
internet is shit: to highlight advents of tech that doesn't work
facetime
there's a youtuber (casey neistat???) who wanted to capture some footage of the hudson
sent a drone into the air
lost connection
and just. glided away.
until it lost power and hovered down onto the roof
of the apartment NEXT to him
frieder is excited about facetime?
he got to see the pacific ocean and a blue pixel at the SAME TIME
counterpoint: panama
eduroam
panama's a myth
motion to change purpose to "to create the interenet of theings wher the only things allowed are shit"
pASSES
add panama to the places that don't exist list
which we have now?
joe lost it
motion to help joe find it?
nah maybe not
that's prob unethical brain surgery
new standing rule: no brain surgery during kgb
what's your opinion on mentally invasive brain surgery?
NOOO
PASSES
$2 to dillon, anybody who makes an internet of shit device
point of info for new people: real dollars!
gay communist gun club: yes
mike: sign me the FUCK UP
isn't this made redundant by the KGB rifle association
point of info: is this for kgb members, or are the members gay communist guns
YES
what
PASSES
$5 to skye, members of the rifle association will chair
or something: because sometimes creativity is too much effort
it's a good idea
point of info:
internet of shit devices--also known as iOS devices?
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
murphy is sad
PASSES
$1 to frieder, frieder will chair
short jokes: to see if we can get several oneliners under 6 words
dwarf shortage
stationary store moves
i missed the other one
isn't this more or less directly contrary to the purpose ofthe kgb as the organization
YES
knock
PASSES
$2 to worms, zora will chair
motion to assassinate the president
WOW
(murphy left)
"air can still kill"
drunk murphy drunk texts frieder: frieder might be reporting from this a lot
he should submit those to pravda
murphy consents
worms reports that might be happening more
harry once got blisteringly drunk at a convention and lost his phone
recently found a voicemail from a friend from that night
where the friend just went on for a minute and a half about how disappointed he was
PASSES
$1 to frieder, frieder and drunk murphy will chair (only drunk murphy)
unnecessary pants: that feel when you're outside and it's warm enough to be wearing shorts but you're already wearing pants
change purpose to "pants are always unnecessary"
FAILS
change purpose to"kilts"
pASSES
murphy changed out of pajamas yesterday for the first time at 11:30 this morning
PASSES
$1 to erin, people who wake up, walk outside, and then regret wearing pants will chair
twright memorial committee would like to appreciate what just happened
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event
PASSES
point of emu:
harry founda subreddit called r/ostriches
devoted to content related to ostriches
every single post was by ONE GUY (the owner)
there were HUNDREDS of posts
he made a post asking for mods
and then harry and his friends became mods
(dillonis tallest emu)
point of mike
so they went to australia
and they went to a zoo where you could just wander into enclosures with kangaroos and emus
so mike wandered in and up to a very pretty round stone
ADN THEN THEY GOT CHASED BY AN EMU
australia has lost wars against emus
casualties:
emus: 100s of birds
humans: dignity
glenn's mom has also been stalked by an emu
one big emu: to be redundant with the kgb as a whole
emu boooooooth
change name to "one big emu to rule them all"
passes
while we're talkinga bou tlarge scary bird,s gotta bring up hasts eagle
they wer eprobably hunted to extinction for SELF DEFENSE
yeah, these are great, but they all pale in comparison to birds with photoshopped arms
emus are badasses
change purpose "emu dad: just a regular emu posing as a human dad"
passes
motion to change everyone in the kgb into an emu
passes
motion to enlist emudad into the australian miliatay
sure hwatever
motion to ship 2000 emus to austria
world war III here we go
motion to ship 2000 emus
my otp
mike would be such a good kindergarten teacher
PASSES
$4 to harry, 100 emu sized ducks or one duck sized emu will chair
filabuster: i will not stop talking in a house. i will not stop talking with a mouse.
this happened in congress last month
PASSES
$1 to frieder, he and donald trump will chair
have opinions: to bottle zora
what is your favorite color.
agree.
murphy do they speak english in what.
disagree.
STRONGLY DISAGREE
STRONGLY AGREE
five?
strong antisecond
dilatory?
motion to write all these things on the walls and stand next to them
misap statistician committee:
straightlining
people will apparently just go back and forth because it's pretty
thaaaaat's statistics
point of story
tim's teacher had veyr inconsistent grading schemes
smiles
a squirrel?
two stars
a four
off prompt??
point of fiction
what
what what what what
actual dialogue from this actual meeting
we have one politick
PASSES
$4 to joe, everyone who doesn't have strong opinions
murphy why
motion to enter an unmoderated caucus for no more than one minute
???
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
KGB Falls on its Ass
leaving 6:30 from the black chairs
going to schenley ice rink (you can just join us there)
ice skating!
$5 to enter, $3 to rent skates ($8 total)
bring cash
capture the flag with stuff
feb 19!
tell your friends tell your friends pockets
email exec if you wanna paint the fence!
exec@cmukgb.org
story stuff
meeting tomorrow at 8pm in ph a21a
assassins
feb 7 through 12
sign up!
email assassins@cmukgb.org
or show up on sunday feb 7 at 7pm in dh 1212
Nomcom
if you wanna be on it, email us!
exec@cmukgb.org
thanks 4 the remind sam
exec
if you're interested, come hang out
4:40 in UC 306
ctfws judges!
email us (exec@cmukbg.org)
SCHMUCKS
breaking news
rebublican candidate donald trump just found out to be the HEAD OF A COMMITTEE FOR THE KGB???
food after ice rink?
worms will lead an adventure
knock knock
interrupting barbITR IS HAPPENING THIS WEEK
10pm on saturday, wean 4 couches
murphy will make an event
cats
erin has them
hit her up
we are now in purple
