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OFFICER REPORTS
Mike
had a weekend
went to the far off land of an ivy league school
saw the quintessential ivy league image
let's paint a word picture
a tall white man
long hair
pressed suit
talking on the phone
on a SKATEBOARD
Skye
had a weekend
started with the event
and then the weather was suddenly nice
so she dug out a bunch of cords and did as much work as possible as outside aspossible
new people
yashar, california, matsci, brother has curly hair
jason, cleavelane, accounting, yeah
Dillon
had a weekend
"oh god, what did i DO this weekend"
chilled on saturday
oscars on sunday
EVENT (pseudo event)
Movie Night
Friday, 7pm, breed hall (probably)
there'll be voting, there'll be watching
bring yo movies
this is a chance for the people to rise up and run a movie night
Erin
had a weekend
didn't do much of anything on fri or sat
spent longer than expected making tiny meatballs on saturday
there's a pravda
Zora
had a weekend
murdered by a webcomic
this is my ghost
(it was check, please)
Joe
had a weekend
spent 30 hours working on hw for a class
now there's a 3 hour midterm for the class
Murphy
had a weekend
there's a diagram of heartrate
SCS DAY WAS A LOT
saturday and sunday were fine
MONDAY WAS A LOT
walked instead of doing homeworkd
and found the parts of scott hall that don't exist
COMMITTEE REPORTS
ad hoc frieder why
he was a ta for the math dept
which means he gets to be an admin in sio
451 is apparently gonna be weird
frieder gave tom cortina a heart attack
this has flooded
reports the david a tepper lake
wigglytuff
there it is
erin made it
cinematic suggestions
the middle 5 minutes of the danish girl
he was late and then he realized where he was and OLLIED OUT
props for solidarity murphy
cinematic suggestions
one of the oscars shorts
"we can't live without cosmos"
it's about space bros
#nottheend
north and south dakota settled their differences
nominations committee
errybody shut up
nomcom! nominations will be from now until april 11th
you nominate, it's seconded, and then the person has to accept
people have to nominate and accept in the same meeting
you can also withdraw your nomination at any time (like, as a person who is nominated)
to VOTE
you have to pay your dues and then attend one meetinG AFTER paying the dues
that means the last possible moment to pay your dues so that you can vote is the second before the meeting on April 11th
who is nomcom
tim! ed! dillon! sam!
who can nominate, who can run, who can vote?
anyone can nominate
voting members can run
voting members can vote
see above for voting info--also see the bylaws
you can nominate and second your own nomination
though not both
nominations
skye for pres
jack for treasurer
nika for s@a
dylan for 1vp
(mike for s@a)
joe for pres
murphy for 2vp
(out of order committee for president. brian has a note)
joe for treasurer
frieder fro 1vp
jack for s@a
nika for recsec
murphy for pres
maddy for corsec
cliff for s@a
(donald trump for pres)
NO
ALSO EXEC IS AT 4:30 ON WEDS IN UC 306
BOOTH
they had builds! they were great! lots of ply! lots of painting! octodad!
they have THREE EVENTS
scaffold training
how 2 use scaffold
fire training
how 2 not burn down
(also possibly how 2 nap)
electrical
actually important! it's fun! and we need the youth!
need one more person for all
they're taking the meeting hostage (murphy slides in front of mike)
but like FOR REAL y'all gotta show up
joe for electrical
(dylan is also going)
maddy for scaffold
nika for fire
retroactive time travel committee
has already nominated miek for pres
this is forbes
maybe someday forbes will be back
this is the 3rd time forbes has flooded this year
this has flooded
the busses are not going to forbes and craig
don't die
the CLAP committee
when this baby hits 88 miles per hour...
...i really hope it stops crying
frieder would like to withdraw his nomination
OLD BUSINESS
the Thing!
murphy's grades on his midterms are not murphy's fault this week
the committee for old business calls for the orders of the day
it can't be sure
but presumably something was tabled for feb 29
so let's just ubtable that
i guess we're now in buddy cop day
(we were always in buddy cop day)
NEW BUSINESS
committee for late crafter support network: the deadline for craft thing is soon. you are not done
mari is still working on christmas presents
erin is already panicing about tekko
skye hasn't implemented armbands from LAST zombies
PASSES
$1 to erin, anybody who has missed a craft deadline will chair
bisextual awareness: the leap day's real name is the bisextus
[chortling ensues]
apparently the extra day was actually the 24th
because calendars make sense now
also
"calendrical wanking"
in the hebrew calendar, there's a leap month
it's called adar 2
it's why everything works out with the other calendar
isn't the "calendrical wanking" redundant with tparenti
general chaos committee reports
general order committee reports
succession order committee reports
secession order committee reports
concussion committee: if we hit the kgb a lot it becomes more science words
PASSES
$6 to ed, ed and tim will chair
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $500 for booth supplies
"it's probably a fine idea"
from treasurer: yeah we're planning on this
what would we have to do to use that money to buy an attack helicopter
PASSES
artistic pulse: considering the chain of events that would have murphy's heart rate draw a picture
skye knows someone in bio and art
they made a prettier ekg
we could use it to write murpy's name
maddy's friend tracked her heartbeat for an art project
she was able to pinpoint the moment she became pregnant because her heartbeat changed
there's a vid of a dude whistling at a spectrogram to write the word minimum
ZORA SHAKES THEIR HEAD A LOT
hi im ed
wiggly!
second
so moved
passes
$1 to murphy, inventer of ekgs
leapday william: to convert children's tears to candy
you're supposed to wear blue and yellow on leap days
so that. something about william. as he rises from the mariana trench
oh it's from 30 rock
season 6 ep 9
joe found a picture
passes
$1 to tim, tim and ed will chair
excessive chefs: when you hear it
change purpose to "sam's laugh"
passes
the time travel committee retroactively calls the question
PASSES
$2 to frieder, disbanded
shit my professor says: yeah pretty much that
so today erin's professor" "the best thing my thesis advisor ever did for me was spend the last year of my phd in israel"
tim would TRY to make mistakes on the board
and force students to say it was tragic
max's prof is weird and sluggish
every semester he brings a thermos, walks around the class, and force people to sniff it
(he does it in calc 2, too)
"the factorials go very fast"
also s and partial differentiation signs are the same
"this is a variable, i don't remember what it is, but we're gonna call it squiggle"
"you have to remember that this lowercase pi is the circle constant, and this lowercase pi is the variable"
someone asked a prof to do a problem on the board. he responded, "that sounds like a lot of work"
PASSES
$1 to erin, tenured profs and people with funny profs will chair
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $375 for sensor, screen, case, cpu, and mem
no
what if owencoin
that's a friendly amendment
go ahead?
dylan is worried about owencoin economics
skye says it won't matter
it's actually impossible to know how much owencoin there is
this can't break owencoin because owen coin is already broken
tim gives brian -5 owen coin
it was not a too long amount
frieder gives brian this many owencoins
twice
PASSES
antileapyear committee: to make years 360 days long bc 365 is too long
the gregorian calendar wanted this
also the french revolutionary calendar is a thing
10 36 day months
every 2 months there's a holiday extoling one of the virtues of the revolution
also we should move leap day to october
halloween 2
don't remind brian of tuning theory
what if we just added in some days whenever it'd be fine
yo let's just move the earth
just take the earth
and push it somewhere else
you folks know what days are FOR right
(yeah, the 4th of every month)
yeah but actually committee reports
leap shit's a problem, let's speed everything up
PASSES
$1 to brian, today will chair
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT kind of
Movie night
Friday, 7pm, prob breed hall
vote, watch, rejoice
you are in charge exec is naps
committee to assassinate the pres in conj with kgb rifle assoc and gay commie gun club
march 20 to the 25th is zombies!
skye ran out of posters but there are some places
email skye!
1vp@cmukgb.org
SCHMUCKS
frieder would like to mouth off
zora has books!
there's a packing party next week! they'll make an event!
