Minutes20170911

MINUTES 9.11.17

Officer Reports Dylan

   -Ug tour, David Bowie eyes

Katie

   -Made the David Bowie eyes

Ian

   -FMS Gaslighting and said they'd never done grills

Quinn

   -Did nothing

Dez

   - "Nothing"

Joe

   - "Don't hit anyone"

Kate

   -"no bad decisions"

Committee Reports

   -Stupid History- L Ron Hubbard dropped 100 depth charges on nothing
   -L Ron Hubbard- Bad lymric somethign something
   -Committee To Burn/Not burn R7: It's still there
   -Kira is our savior: Furious writing

Old Business

   -Matt- pillow ghosts are not yoru fault, everythign else is

New Business

   -Electric Starters Committee
       -purp: Can't gaslight about grills if they're not gas-powered
       -New Name: FMS Memorial Committee
       -New Name: YMCA Memorial
   -We are the CMU KGB, We take our silliness very seriously Committee
       -Purp: We are the world cup of Boxing,we speak the language of truth.
       -PASSED
       -$2 Quinn
       -Chair: Joe
   -Banishment Card
       -Send all tabled business from that day to the shadow realm
       -PASSED
       -Send all Shadow Zone Day companies
       -$4 Joe
       -Chair: Kaiba
   -Recursion Committee
       -Purp: Minutes*
       -FAILED
   -Broken Record Committee
       -Purp: We can kill this joke
       -New Name: Out of Order Committee
       -New Name: Motion to Broken Record Committee
       -PASSED
       -$20 Harry
       -Chair: Broken Record Committee
   -Broken Kneecaps Committee
       -Purp: Fuck up anyone who mentions the Broken Record Committee
       -New Name: Broken Recods Committee
       -New Purp: append "Put all the vynils into one room so they can never be broken again"
       -PASSED
       -$10 Nika
       -Chair: Nika's Kneecaps
   -This week's event gets $50.01 instead of $50
   -Banafacts Committee
      -Purp: Bananas used in cooking are called Plantains
      -Bananas are shitty sources of potasium
      -New Purp: Corporations pulling the wool over our eyes
      -PASSED
      -$7 Sujay
      -Chair: Banana
   -Ananas Fact Committee
      -Purp: In every other language pineapples are called Ananas
      -New Name and Purp: Pinapple Fact Committee/In every other language Pineapples are called pineapples
      -PASSED
      -$12 Gidon
      -Chair: According to all known laws on linguistics
   -Anansi Facts Committee
      -Purp: Tell stories about the tricksy spider God
      -New Name: Ansi/Unicode Fanfiction Committee
      -purp: Tell stories about the vriSKa spider god
      -\Fanfiction
      -New Name: Ansi/Unicode Fanfiction Committee::::(
      -EVERYTHING IS IN ALL CAPS NOW
      -PASSED
      -$5 BORK
      -CHAIR: I READ THE FIRST LIKE 4 ACTS, AND THAT'S LIKE 2/3RDS AND IT TOOK ME LIKE 5 HOURS
   -REAL ANNOUNCEMENTS
      -GET BOARD GET CARDED
           -DON'T EAT BOARD GAME PIECES
           -A18*