Minutes20171016

KGB Minutes 10.16.2017

OFFICER REPS

   Dylan
       Productive week, Civ happen
   Katie
       Went to ITR and almost got a Rauen Point, then found slinky
   Ian
       Parents visited, made puzzles
   Quinn
       Maker Faire
   Dez
       Not enough work, 1/2 Rauen Pt
   Joe
       Santa Barbara is a hedonistic hellscape
   Kate
       Went shopping with some parental units, which was a mistake

COM REPS

   Would the Real Asher Silverglade Please Stand Up com.
       Asher couldn't get to his speech to give at AEPi, so he gave Gidon a sparkly wig and glasses, which Asher already owned
   Cybersec is a crapshoot
       WPA2 was crack, update ur comps
   Bad Manifestos
       We will take on the ... mind polluters... ????? oh god
   Stupid "History"
       Dumb reasons for staying home from the RNC: 1. I had to hike the Grand Canyon 2. I had to do my hair 3. I had to mow my lawn
   BOOTH Theme ideas?
       Johnny Appleseed
       Trickle-Down Econ [no, pls no]
       The Government
       The Moon Landing
       Trickster Gods
       Octodad and the Kraken are basically the same, right?
       Kracken-chan
       Literally Lizard People
       The dumb shit the real actual KGB may or may not have done
   Non-KGB Members are really confused aobut wtf the KGB is and what it does
       "It's like reading an extended universe of bad fanfic" -Vik, about the wiki
   ITR
       Something weirder than ITR always happens during ITR
   Wait, this is the same as my homework
       A new Zactronics game is coming out [alchemy themed]
   Flash Science
       Quark Matter is somehow different from real matter, and is magic
   Ameteur Chem
       Kate's shirt is trying its best
   Shit the Princeton Review Says
       "Start off with a statement of purpose that's interesting, like something that turns you on intellectually"
   Com to Assassinate the President
       *opens umbrella pathetically* "I thought that would work better"
   Welcome to Hell Com
       "Welcome to math mode"
   Typography Appreciation Group
       Appreciates the 2 vert strokes in Ian's $

Special Biz

   AA

OLD BIZ

   The thing
       Em->WAP being cracked

NEW BIZ

   Existing Committee
       Purp:To keep the tradition going on
       Newpurp: Keeping Alex "Frieder" Frieder alive
       Newname: Disexisting Committee
       Newname: Existence and Uniqueness Com
       Newname: Existing, Uniqueness, and Being Special Com
       Newname: Existing Committee
       Newname: The Previous Name it had Before it Was the Existance Committee
       PASSED
       $8 Dez
       DISBANDED
   Exhasperated Sigh that Dez Makes before Reading the Name of the Committees
       Purp: Yeah p much that
       newpurp: Girl look at this body
       Newname/Purp: Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish/ Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish
       PASSED
       $7 Rauen
       Chair: Fish Fish
   Oh God Why Would I ever take life advice from the KGB Com
       Purp: So I just now have an Asher costume and Halloween is just around the corner... ?
       POSTPONED FOR A WEEK
   Liquidation of the President Committee
       Purp: Similar to the Com to Assassinate the Pres, but with more tax fraud
       PASSED [by abstension]
       $13 Joe
       Chair: DISBANDED
   Standing Rule that a 3-motion repetition banishes the currend discussion to next week
       FAIL
   Shadow Realm Com
       Purp: Putting anything we want somewhere that it never comes out again
       Newpurp: [banishment card]
       Newname: Shadow The Hedgehog Realm Com
       TABLED INDEF [Sent to the shadow realm]
   Standing rule to #DEFINE "Send to the Shadow Realm" "Table Indefinitely"
       PASSED
   Motion to #DEFINE "Shadow" "Shadow The Hedgehog"
       PASSED
   Standing Rule to Construe
       Dillatory
   Hedgehog Dillemma Com
       Purp: Trying to get close to people but we keep hurting each other when we do so
       Newname: Shadow the Hedgehog Dillemma Com
       1, 2, 3, many, many 1, many2, many3, manymany
       PASSED
       $7 Dez
       Chair: Many

Real Announcments

   Zambies
       HvZ starts Sunday @ 7pm [zombies.cmukgb.org]
   Event is on Friday, it's movies
       7pm, DH A302