Minutes20180205

Minutes 2.5.2018

OFF REPS

   -Dylan
       -I have to play 4e at some point, smelled like fire and sawdust
   -Katie
       - BOOTH [done with carpentry until moveon]
   -Ian
       -Booth was nice, wood was sorted (holding things in place but then almost getting crushed with insertion sort)
   -Ellen
       -Epic bidding war between Zizek and M was the highlight
   -Dez
       -Wore too many hats, looked very fast, read too much Sandman
   -Joe
       - OH GOD, THE DOOR
   -Kate
       - Bought for 2-3 warcrimes, depending on how you feel aobut 4e and Cotton-Eye Joe

COM REPS

   -Stupid History
       -Bob Dole: "Alt Spelling"; took trip to Paraguay, got a live Jaguar, donated it grumpily
   -I've taken a finance class for 3 weeks
       -Market crashing for doing too well?
   -Non-Canon Zelda
       -EXCUUUUSE MEEEE PRINCESS: in 1989 the Super Mario Bros Super Show ran mon-thurs, fri was Zelda; Excuse me Princess comes from it (2 mins total combined footage)
   -Stupid Power Rangers Com
       -Super Ninja Steel
   -BOOTH COM
       -Booth is happen (mon 8-11pm, Sat 2-? pm)
   -Def not misapp Timelords
       -Spelunking through early 20th century Uraguayan Law
   -"Oh shit, I forget" [Matt]
   -Comics are bullshit
       -Darkseid released a Superman sextape to try to end Superman

OLD BIZ

   -THING
       -LIAM: RITZ CARLTON AWNING (everything else, including 20k people moving towards 5th, is his fault)
   -Business for the 6th?

NEW BIZ

   -Sports that should def exist
       -Sports that should def exist
       -Baseball, but there are 3 simultaneous games going on offset so there's always something happening so everyone drafts for each other's potential 3 subteams
       -Polo played on the water riding Dolphins
       -Polo, but there's water only in the middle and still horses
       -Ice hockey, but horses, 4 skates per horse, but also horse costumes, and ?????? trampolines ????????
       -PASSED
       -$2 Ian [one very confused waterhorse]
   -Produce a Queen's Hip Hop Album
       -Bohemian Rap-sody
       -BANISHED TO SHADOW REAL (first use of Laogai rule)
   -Slavoj Zizek Bangbus as official podcast for KGB
       -FAILED BY THE DEATH OF DEMOCRACY
   -STANDING RULE: Motion define "I accept the Earth King's invitation to Lake Laogai" acts a second to being invited to lake Laogai
       -BANISHED TO SHADOW REALM
   -Com to make KGB meetings into actual games of Yugioh
       -"You've activated my trap card"; "NOOOOOO"
       -PASSED (unanimously?)
       -$7 Ian [Renee DesCartes my favorite Dualist]
   -Pokemon Knockoffs Com
       -??
       -PASSED
       -$4 M [Anybody willing to let it rip with M next meeting]

REAL ANNOUNCE

   -WE HAVE NITROGEN NIGHT
       -Astro Club has gotten us Nitrogen
       -DH A302
       -FREEZE THINGS
       -OBSERVE WITH ASTRO
       -WE DONE IT
   -Pls pay for your things
   -Come talk to Exec if you want to be on Nominations Committee
   -ZOMBIES is happen; if you're interested in modding talk to Matt, Dylan, or Cam