Minutes20180219

Mins 2.19.2018

OFF REPS

   -Dylan
       -Persistently Evil and then Merlin
   -Katie
       -Was bitter; we should poster shit
   -Ian
       -Was bitter; watched a lot of GJohnce; didn't do anything, but didn't study for biochem; proved that "Will" "exists"
   -Ellen
       -Left Campus like twice, which is a lot;
   -Dez
       -Black Panther was a Great Movie trapped inside a Good Movie and was thus merely "Very Good"
   -Joe
       -Watched Office Space 3 times in a day
   -Kate
       -Too much lab whoops

COM REPS

   -Apartment Listings
       -Suspicious captions: bathroom labled "bath/bedroom?"
   -Holofractal
       -Buzzwords
       -Oh god none of this
   -Comics are Bullshi
       -Marvel Earth 86082
       -What if Spiderman Married Black Widow?
       -She literally killed and ate him
   -Ad Hoc Com for Timelords/Spelunking through Depths of Uruguayan Law
       -You should earn this year's award for "Best Historical Contribution"
   -Stupid Power Rangers facts
       -"What if The GotG were Power Rangers"
           -Literally fought the entire universe
       -"Make Power Rangers Great Again"??????
           -Renewed for 3 seasons?
           -Hasbro makes Power Rangers toys now?
           -Beast Morphers?
   -Why are using an Intern For This
       -EA asked an intern to work on Microtransactions and DLC; the intern asked for transfer to literlly anywhere else
   -Ambiguously Canon Or Non-Canon Zelda
       -All the official player guides are canon
       -Hyrule Historia is canon
       -Skyward Sword manga is ambiguously canon even though it's part of Hyrule Historia
       -Prima guides are ambiguous for some reason instead of "not"
       -German Ocarina comic is ambiguously canon even though it's German-Only
       -All the other Manga is non-canon?
   -Com to Burn down/Not Burn Down R7
       -Party at 9pm this Saturday
       -"D-list"; some archaic thing, unclear why it is still maintained?
       -"The Chair does not maintain it; the chair does not know how to get rid of it"
   -Com to Assassinate the President
       -"Our job is now to Assassinate Mr. President"
   -a bunch of silliness about the fact that Dylan realized that Robert's rules prevent the Chair from refering to themself in the first person
       

OLD BIZ

   -The Thing: Rauen [any judges caught in the chaos of CtFwS]
   -Discretely ask Dylan how much I should make the Allocation for CtFwS Com
       -Basically that
       -"about $100"
       -"Dylan" replaced by "The President"
       -Postponed until 18 Oct 2018

NEW BIZ

   -[M begins using Exec's time]
   -Allocation not to exceed $20 to the Com to Assassinate the president
       -FAILED (by nonexistence positive vote)
   -$125.25 For CTFWS
       -PASSED
   -Motion to make the "Fight Me" standing rule from last year Stand Back Up
       -If someone wants to make a Hostile Motion and it's ruled unfriendly, they can challenge them to a fight, and the winner gets to decide
       -The standard fight method declared to be "Rock Paper"
       -The standard Fight Method is now a game of TI4
       -Motion to make the fight method chosen by the challenged with permission by the challenger
       -Whoever wins the fight gets to determine the fate of the Committee
       -PASSED
   -Running Down M's exec control Timer Com [MADE DILLATORY BY M]
   -Several other committees attempt to waste M's time and are forced Dillatory by M
   -The "Remove someone from the room" rule called by Liam
       -DILLATORY
   -It was called on the chair but then it was made dillatory
   -Control over Exec Com
       -Whatever the purpose is changed to, exec must do it for the next 10 minutes
       -Newpurp: Nullify M's control
       -Newpurp: Disobey the Purpose of Committee
       -Newpurp: Make Exec eat out of the trashcan while wearing a racoon mask
       -Purp.append(" and say I'm Sly Cooper I'm so sneaky look at me Yum")
       -FAILED

REAL ANNOUNCE

   -CTFWS
       -FRIDAY, 7PM, H Y P E
       -Judge's Meeting at some point this week
   -HvZ will be revealed at CTFWS