Minutes20180305

Mins 3.5.2018

OFF REPS

   -Dylan
       -440 hell
   -Katie
       -Booth & Booth dreams oh god
   -Ian
       -Celeste, staring at the same screen over and over, SExtractor
   -Ellen
       -Econ test, don't forget basica algebra again
   -Dez
       -Had to say "OH GOD YOU'RE NOT GONNA USE THE SWORD FOR THAT ARE YOU"
       when housemate was considering opening a coconut
       -Certainly isn't fascist about movie polls; my opinions are just good
   -Joe
       -"don't throw anything at Dez"
   -Kate
       -SoundVoltex 1-per-person worked well

COM REPS

   -Holofractal
       -US Marshalls selling a bunch of bitcoin
   -Booth
       -How to make wood look like more different wood
       -Make the booth chairs really happy by showing up
   -Bad Math
       -Transcendental numbers don't exist; pi is just ratio between
       circumference and diameter
   -Non-Canon Zelda:
       -Link and the Faces of Evil
           -CD add-on for snes; didn't happen; contracted Phillips; SEGA
           Megadrive failed; Phillips retained rights to some characters when
           contract broke; they made 3 Zelda games
           -Zelda Gamelon/Link Faces of Evil released at the same time
               -Praised at launch?
               -As bad as everyone says
           -It's possible to JUST lose from no i-frames
           -Voice acting is just.... uhhh...... ????????
   -Zombies
       -HAPPENING ON APRIL 1
   -Stupid History
       -Kessefon??; Parthian and Sassanid Empires
           -Walls weren't built, so the Romans kept sacking it to show off
           manliness
   -Weird CMU subcultures
       -Walked into drama/design spaces; 5 kids sitting there at 10pm on a
       saturday night and gave them a weird look as if aliens
   -NOM COM
       -Having an annual meeting; elections happen then; 23 April; talk to
       Nom-com or exec; Noms begin just after spring break during meetings
   -Stupid Powrangers
       -Extrabois
           -Randomly the US adds new ones? Also for some reason B-squad was
           the main team?????? WTF IS GOING ON??????
   -Brandon Sanderson
       -Super long timespan ?????????? oh god so much lore
           -Oath Pact??? somethign somethign souls flayed??????
   -Authors who are Mormon
       -Brandon Sanderson
   -I'm a physicist and I hate my life
       -The Flash actually explained soundwaves correctly?????

OLD BIZ

   -THe thing
       -Liam; Brandon Sanderson [everything else, including Orson Scott Card,
       is his fault]

NEW BIZ

   -Exec got an email, oh god I'll link it
       -Suggested responses:
           -"Deep lore?"
           -Ask them for specific shit and then nitpick it
           -SNACKS FOR MEETINGS
           -SNACKS FOR MEETINGS
           -SNACKS FOR BLOOD
           -SNACKS FOR GOD
           -SNACKS FOR GLORY
           -SNACKS OF MEETINS
           -Fowrard it around the exec emails with replyAll
           -Something somethign recurrent neural net
           -How many sequences converge to dave
           -Subscribe it to Piazza?
           -Reply with Joe's most recent pravda
           -Clarify that we are a dental org and that we would like to promote
           TEETH
           -Refer this to the Com to Assassinate the President
           -After much deliberation with the Com to Assassinate the President,
           ......
           -Fill the email with the Bee Movie
           -Signature:
               -Flyers for the flyer god
               -ESSAYS FOR THE ESSAY THRONE
           -TROLL as an acronym somewhere?
               -Com To Realize our Logistical Logistics
               -Com to Triage Replies and Organize Logistical Logistics
           -Club/organization/cult/dentistry organization
           -Change his name every time (he used Daniel Brown; his email is
           thomas.taylor)
           -First names we use should be Brian and Owen
           -Refer them to Geology Club
           -Thank you for contacting the CMU Geology club; have you considered
           buying us some rocks
           -Kilford, Gayle, Bradley Dentistry Inc.
       -Com to Triage Replies and Organize Logistical Logistics
           -purp: TEETH
           -Teeth with horrible diacritics
           -PASSED
           -$4 Tim [The com of the whole]
       -Com to Read the Shit you guys write
           -purp: Read responses to the attendence question
           -*as fascist as Hitler-chan
           -$5 Dez [Harry Fernandez]
       -Standing rule that we need to use "Mista pwesident" instead of "the
       Chair" when necessary
           -Made it so that Vice Presidents need "Vice "Pawesident"
           -Corsec -> "Cowosponding Secwatary"
           -Treasurer -> "TreasurawrXD"
           -"Are you a furry?"
               -"Naw I just hate animals"
               -"A sounds right"
           -Seargeant at Arms -> "Seargeant at Paws"
           PASSED
       -Frisco's Dad Source Com
           -Walter, patient, cooks a mean burger.  Over 10,000 dads in our
           inventory
           -PASSED
           -$6 Aren [Great Grandfather]

REAL ANNOUNCE

   -EVENT
       -MOVIE NIGHT
       -A302 on fri at 7pm
   -CTFWS Postmortem happening
   -Booth needs help
   -Noms start next meeting
   -ZOMBIES is happen April 1-6