Minutes20180409

MINS 4.9.2018

OFF REPS

   -Dylan
       -Knows slightly more about hidden Markov
   -Katie
       -Booth/sleep
   -Ian
       -Became sick, played guitar hero
   -Ellen
       -Tried to prevent spring by dressing warm and it worked
   -Dez
       -Austin Powers was worth for the memes but not actual good
   -Joe
       -Thought about types
   -Kate? [M]
       -Tried to go to booth and accidentally Sunday

COM REPS

   -Stupid History
       -Henry Reviews HBO's Rome
           -Augustus's mother told him he wasn't masculine enough and had him eat goat testicles
           -Caesar was running out of money and his accountant told him to kill some rich dudes and take their money
   -Holy Shit We All Almost Died
       -27 Oct 1962
           -Soviet patrol sub that carried nuke torpedoes
               -Practice depth charges mistaken for real ones
               -Triple-auth made it not goof
           -American Spy Plane flying over Cuba was illegal and nuke fights
   -NOM COM
   -Bitcoin's dropping again
   -Murphy Memorial Committee
       -McDonald's is Murphy's favorite restaurant because they now serve all day *BREAKFAST*
   -Stupid Power Rangers Facts
       -Battle Fever J
       -First and third Sentai
       -Spy-themed nonsense
       -Some American died, so Japan called 5 special agents were called from around the world to combat T H E _ T H R E A T
       -BATTLE JAPAN, BATTLE FRANCE, BATTLE KENYA, MISS AMERICA, BATTLE COSACK
       -B A T T L E _ K E N Y A
   -Cliff Blazinzki is washed up
       -Failed at hero shooter market, so now battle royale market?
   -Cost at ABP of Soup + Bread has gone up $1.20
       -Gave Joe a whole Baguette
   -BOOTH
       -Oh wow slides
       -BOOTH SHIFTS FILLED
   -Comics are bullshit
       -Impulse timeline
           -Kid flash went back in time and accidentally stepped on a fly
           -All the villains work for the government and Grod is a turtle?

OLD BIZ

   -THE THING
       -M [mountain dew]
   -Motion to allocate no more than $15 for pepsi products for this week's event
       -TABLED until the 30th (so much old business)

NEW BUSINESS

   -Motion to allocate $50 for food and supplies for this week's event
       -$50 replaced with a ____
       -____ replaced with HUNDRED DOLLARS AND SIXTY NINE CENTS
       -"Not confident Antoon's isn't a drug front"
   -All Day Breakfast Committee
       -Compiliing breakfast resources in Southern California
       -"Anyone who thinks that an egg is a good source of Umami needs to go the fuck to Culinary school" -Liam
       -2 vats of umami
       -"My hand is just comfy like this" -Henry
       -PASSED
       -$6 Dez [Murphy because he offered to bankroll]

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