Minutes20190902

EXEC

   Dez: hike but thunder. impossible
   Janny: nine squares never became king
   Mfy: i had a weekend? whatever
       Event: ug tour postponed to next week
       Event: Durian/GBGC friday 7pm
           room TBA
   Kate as Mckenna: picnic with boyfriend. Henry became king several times
   Henry as Woody: woody is probably in Kentucky. Henry stranded in basement of fuel
   James: lasertag. found a corner and stood there and shot anyone who came near
   Kushal: tried to cook indian food. put too much chili powder

COM REPORT

   c: stupid pr facts
       new kr series: kamen rider zero-one! first series of the reiwa period. 

   c: children of immigrant parents
       kate's mom visited. heavy bags of food. bought 2 whole bottles of wine. she's here for one day, don't know when she expects to drink two whole bottles. finished one together last night. 

   c: comics are bullshit
       dr. ock got cancer so changed climate change for evil. spiderman punched algor in the face, in favor of doc ock's evil climate change. unsure why evil.

   c: support c to assassinate the prez
       gives one penny to the treasurer

   c: ad hoc i'm empty inside, misapp aren't we all
       vending machine: im empty don't understand me, emojis

   c: cats are dumb
       kaylie's cat snuggling but then both went upstairs. cat was upset so went to kate and stared at kaylie for two hours

   c: maine nationalism
       conflict where maine tried to annex nova scotia, which rightfully belonged to maine. didn't want to go to war, so fabricated letters from ben franklin. justification from maine lumberjack. death to the traitor.

   c: furry appreciation + furry antagonism + furry ambivalence
       soowoon what's this?

   c: cats are dumb, again
       kaylie's other cat. kate's mom allergic to cat, but the cat tried to attract attention and forced mom to pet her.

   c: ad hoc stupid pokemon facts
       pokedex for xatu. flying type that can see past and future. in ruby, it's so terrified of everything that it doesn't move. it can't change the future and is terrified of what's to come. south america exists in the pokemon universe. 

OLD BUSINESS

   the thing:
       at jasper. goes to kate
           not fault = coerced into taking the thing because henry can't be trusted
           fault = everything including henry not trustworthy

   archive
       1.  c: kgb archeology
           p: ancient meme
               m: table for 7 years
                   passed
       2.  MOtion to create the don't forget that committee
           p: don't forget in three years that we did that
               change p: oops we forgot
                   been changed
               m: table for 2 years
                   passed

NEW BUSINESS

   c: please be serious with the attendance sheet
   p: the attendance sheet will be passed out one more time
       p of info: henry was the first nrauen, not me - cam
       cam: 11 nrauen. someone signed as cam, but not me - cam

       passed!
       sold to Janny for $5. chair=nick rauen or anyone who claimed to be nick rauen

   m: disband that committee
       need to be done at its own meeting

   c: child kidnapping pokemon association
   p: in pokedex, alarmingly large pokemons that should be in this association
       passed by acclamation
       sold to Kushal for $11. chair=kushal and any creepy pokemon

   c: semi unprompted clapter wait no that's not a word give me a hot sec
   p: no let me die
       change c: semi unprompted cl?? 69 wait no that's not a word
           been changed
       change c: + give me a hot sec
           been changed
       m: table indefinitely
           failed
       m: table for four years
           passed. been tabled

   #define 4=1
       the chair didn't hear a motion

   #define "left"="exec's left"
       not a strong motion

   #define "exec's left"="the direction in which the audience go for exec"
       ?

   #define "left"="stage left"
       p of info: what is stage left?
           left as far as the people on the stage is concerned
       m: replace "stage" with "house"
           p of info: house left is the audience's left
       m: replace with "stage right"
           done
       m: replace "house" with "stage"
           passed. nothing happened.
       m: replace all instances of "left" and "right" with "center"
           friendly. been changed.
       m: remove "stage" 
           been changed.
       m: capitalize one of the center's at current standing rec sec's discretion
           we are now in #define "Center"="center"
       m: change "center" to half a line below, in order to tone it down
           yeah
       m: replace "down" with "stage right"
           no such thing

       summary: #define "Center"=
                                 "center"
           that passed

   c: on centrism
   p: climate change is real but it's fine. the earth is flat anyway
       isn't flat earth surrounded by the ice wall. won't it melt?
           but the ice wall is really cold.
           it also melt outside
           what's outside the flat earth?
           the ice wall
       sold to henry for $1. chair= algor and alex jones

   m: alloc <= $20 for snacks and drinks for this week's event, including v8
       antiseconded, but is a strong motion
       m: change "v8" to "v8 but not the kind that oliver likes"
           friendly. been changed
           oliver likes to think of it as drinking pasta sauce
       m: replace "v8" with "cheetos paws"
           the chair did not hear a motion
       m: amend amount to $50
           antiseconded
       m: amend amount to $42.69+$6.90 
           ok
       m: strike amount to be filled by parliamentary procedure
           a tie
           >:(
           options
               $69 for purity
               $0 for fiscal conservativism
               $49.59
               $420 because smoke week everyday
               13 bushels of corn (rounds to $4)
               $118 because slurp soup everyday
               $49.59.69 if gas station can list the tenth of a cent, i can do this
               $20π 
               $50
               $8.8.8.8
               2.5 jobs (a job is $20) -> dilatory
           $69 is chosen
           done.

       m: alloc <= $69
           passed. we have an event

REAL ANNOUNCE

   kgb exec. meeting tonight 8pm somewhere. probably don't come. it's weird
   usually 4.30pm wednesday uc329

   this friday: durian
       bring cards and boards, board games
   next friday: ug tour!!!!!!!!!!! 9/13 7pm
       if you signed up but can't do it anymore once it's moved, please pm mitch or janny. people can be busy. 

   reminder to pay dues. $15 for semesters $20 for the year. obtain official membership, vote, t shirt discount. you don't need dues to participate in events. dues due before the booth vote. existing membership expires sept 30. we'll know booth theme oct 13 (scotty saturday)

SCHMUCKS

   m: out of order

   those of you who are junior+ will remember dylan. coming back to visit + toc. if people feel like getting food with him, you should! even if you don't know, he's a chill guy. hopefully will come to meeting or something

   m: Center

   m: seafoam green

   m: out of order

   m: broken record

   m: dilatory

   m: center

   c: dez our president

   m: purple x69
       in order x69