Minutes20190923

OFFICER REPORTS

   Dez - Had an event, lots of prego, oof
   
   Janny - Had improv and then a good time, then actually ate pasta. CTFWS might happen Nov 8.
   
   Mitchell - Had a weekend, with improv. And event! (With smores!)
   
   Mckenna - Had a weekend, not sure what she did but spent yesterday making soup, in a pan. Pretty good. Submit to Pravda.
   
   Woody - Had a weekend, learned that lobsters were the best pokemans.
   
   James - Had a weekend, started with improv, ended with bombs. --CLEAR DA DECKS--
   
   Kushal - Had a weekend, had improv and become an HRT recruiter. Also, you can never trust henry. End Report

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   Liam - I'm a mathmatician, and I hate myself - Turns out, equivalance is bad and difficult. First order logic sucks, but it's not leaving.
   
   Henry - Comics are bullshit - Baby darkside! Got ressurected, but ressurected wrong. Still the omnipotent god of evil, but small. Ate zeus, that worked.
   
   Tim - Ad hoc 90's jingles stuck in my head against my will - prego prego prego
   
   Kate - Bizzare facebook suggestions - Thinks Kate is a Trump-publican
   
   Liam - Culinary standards - Top 20 restaurants include pamelas, 3 times. Hmmmmmmmm.
   
   Henry - Stupid History Committee - Bridge in West Virginia, needed to be fixed, couldn't get money from WV so they asked russia for money. That motivated some people.
   
   Tim - Giant committee to not burn down R7 + Burn down Tim's apartment + choir songs stuck in my head against my will
   
   Kate - Cats are stupid - You cannot sleep with a cat OwO what's this
   
   Woody - Story time committee - CMU is hard, we're here for you!
   
   Kate - Booth Committee - We are hopefully building a booth. There are some themes, we need to pick one!
       Metropolis - 7
       Passport - 3
       Adventure Awaits - 7
       Best of Broadway - 0
       2020 Vision - 5
       Tiny Town - 10
       As strange as it seems - 16
       Behind the scenes - 9

OLD BUSINESS

   Emily has the thing, but hasn't brought it back. Jonathan has the spirit of the thing.
   
   Pot of Greed
       Tabled for two years.
       Came up 16 times in a year. hahahaha.
   

NEW BUSINESS

   Ellen - Long way committee
   Purpose - Mitchel and ellen came the long way today.
   Passed, sold to Ellen for $1, chaired by anyone who doesn't like to walk outdoors
   
   Mitchell - Committee - Fish fish fish fish - Mitchellspaceisspacea|spaceloser! (Shellcode)
   Purpose - <1000 copies of ASCII 28>(I would put this in but you wouldn't see it + it would break the wiki)
   Passed, sold to Woody for $3, which banded
   
   Liam - Disbanded supercommittee
   Purpose: Commitee who is a supercommittee of all disbanded or whichbanded committees
   Contains: Supercommittee of all committess which have been *banded
   Failed! Wow
   
   Mitchell - Motion to allocate up to but not exceeding 69.69 dollars for food and supplies for this weeks event.

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

   Dez - We're KGB exec. We do real things on Wednesdays. You can come if you like!
   
   Mitchell - We have an event. It's over there.
   
   Dez - Booth vote is next week!!
   
   Kate - If you decide to do booth, we need booth chairs! Be prepared to get on that.
   
   James - Need to be a member in good standing! Do that!
   

SCHMUCKS

   Liam - Corn subsidies board + CMU parlimentarians committee - What happens when the corn price changes mid vote?
       Kate - Whatever the president says after you bid.
   
   Henry - I am the senate
   
   Kate - Motion to make the out of order super committee
       Out of order
   
   Liam - More corn dear god - Get into corn now! It's only going up!
   
   Tim - Ad Hoc corn subsidies board - The vinyl is now down 56 cents.
   
   Tim - Motion to purple
       In order, now in purple
   
   Tim - Motion to seafoam green.
   
   Keerthana - Motion to ocean blue
   
   Tim - Motin to purple, purple, seafoam green, and gtfo.