Minutes20191118

EXEC REPORTS

   Dez - Had a weekend. Started with CTFWS. Flags were captured, except for flag B. It's gone. RIP Flag B.
   
   Janny - Had CTFWS, went places and did things. Then didn't go places or do things.
   
   Mitchell - Had a weekend. Was not a judge, then became a judge. Then it happened again! What the hell.
   
   Mckenna - Not here. Kaylee is her now. Had a weekend, where she was in Mississippi with her boyfriend. Made regrettable decisions as a bar. SUBMIT TO PRAVDA.
   
   Woody - I had a weekend. Started with CTFWS, where we made Wean 7 omniglyph hell. Then there was R7, where meme sadness became real sadness. Then, I thought today was my day to register for classes for some reason, and that I had totally forgotten and ruined my good time slot.
   
   James - Had a weekend. Started with CTFWS, and then there was a potluck, where 8 people brought 6 pies.
   
   Kushal - Had a weekend. Was told to get posters, and got them. But they weren't accepted? :( Spent most of his weekend playing pokemans anyhow.

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   Woody - Ad Hoc Computer Hygiene Committee - Be sure to make sure your computers stay healthy this flu season! Even a mild case of linux can be terminal.
   
   Henry - Committee to restore the islemari to starwars cannon - Mclunky.
   
   Tim - Wigglytuff committee - Anger about now being in the game, but the pokemon who stole my marker is.
   
   Liam - Shuckles is an official pokemon - Suck it, wigglytuff
   
   Kaylee - Cats are stupid - Kass is cured! Yay! (Probably aneroxic) Now both of the cats are absolute pigs, and they swallow all of their food whole.
   
   Kate - Cats are stupid - The cat that's actually kaylies that loves kaylie now loves kate as well. Unless Kaylie is there. Then she hates Kate. Oof.
   
   Henry - Committee to burn down R7 - Continued failure
   
   Henry - Committee to not burn down R7 - Continued lack of failure
   
   Kushal - AD HOC Pokemon sword shield playthrough - One of these pokemon is literally swiper from Dora
   
   Oliver - Ad hoc Flag coat - Last night the Flag was lowered again
   
   Liam - Pokemon sword and shield disappreaciation committee - There's a bird trying to vore a pikachu.
   
   Tim - Everything but wigglytuff committee - Pretty much all the other ones I like are in there.
   
   Henry - Stupid history - The spanish tried to take over this empire. They tried to get them sick and then kill them, but that didn't work. This stable boy showed up, and everyone was chill with him. Then he dissapeared when he was 16, and suddenly this new warleader rose up and turned all of the spanish tech back on them.
   
   Kaylie - Ad hoc airports standards - Memphis airport is garbage and has mean people who made her spill her swedish fish.
   
   Kate - Misappropriated culinary standards - Night stand is good!
   
   Liam - Corn subsidies - 3.69 :( Not even 69
   
   Henry - Misappropriated airport standards - Logan airport has 2 terminal B's. The good terminal B, and the bad terminal B.
   
   Keerthana - Misappropriated airport standards - Mumbai has 2 airports with the exact same name. Why.
   
   Liam - Airport standards - You haven't gone through hell until you've had to leave the airport and come back in to get to a different terminal.
   
   Kate - Airport standards - The new airport in St. Petersburg has been in construction for like 20 years. They won't finish it so they don't have to have direct flights to the US/
   
   Henry - Henry's airport standards - The Denver airport is long and bad. There's a demon horse statue that killed its creator on display. Hwat.
   
   James - Denver airport - There's murals. One has a guy in gas mask in front of a bunch of people laying down. Doing what? Who knows.
   
   Kate - Booth Committee - We're building a booth! (We are??!?!?!) At this point we know sort of what the game, art, and layout look like. Hopefully this weeked we'll be taping out the layout to see how it is. If you like art or Jojo art come show up!

   Tim - It's always worse, oh god it's always worse - They're actually the same airport, just different terminals. One's domestic and one's international, and they just share the same name.

   Henry - I hate public transport committee - Boston does the same thing with it's trains. All of the trains only leave from the side they're on, and none connect, so if you want to cross you have to find a way to trek across Boston.

   Oliver - Ad hoc / misappropriated airport standards - Berlin brandonberg airport started in 2006 and was supposed to open in 2011. Then it got moved to 2020. Now it's pushed back again. The fire system was not good enough, so they hired over 700 people to just watch for fire.

   Mitchell - Airport standards - Laguardia.

OLD BUSINESS

Oliver brought the thing back! Liam has it now. The supreme chancellor is not his fault, but everything else including emergency powers is.

Motion 1 - Nov 11 - Motion to untable the motion from 13 trillion 2017.

   Liam - Motion to table until 1 week after. Dilatory
   Henry - Motion to table for 5 years. Passed, been tabled.

NEW BUSINESS

   Keerthana - Motion to create a committee solely for the purpose of tabling it.
   Purpose - Getting tabled
       Jonathon - Table for 23 years and add 700 fire spotters. Failed.
       Liam - Call the question.
       Kate - Motion to table for 1 week. Failed.
   Passed, sold to Woody for 5.
   
   Oliver - Motion to create the ad hoc / misappropriated airport standards committee
   Purpose - Creating a battle stand for all airports
   Passed, sold to Tim for 20, chaired by Tim, Kate, oliver, and Kaylie
   
   Woody - Committee to be passed right now.
   Purpose - To get passed.
       James - Motion to table for 1 year. Failed
       Kate - Motion to table for 1 week. Passed, been tabled.
   
   Liam - Create a standing rule that if a committee is and knuckles it automatically becomes a group committee including knuckles
   Passed.
   
   James - \end{math and computer science and knuckles}. Dilatory
   
   Kate - #define Mitchell as knuckles. Dilatory
   
   Kate - Motion to wish Oliver happy birthday. Happy Birthday!
   
   Jonathon - Motion to create the committee to extort the kgb as a whole and knuckles
   Purpose - Create a standing rule to that a point of information is a bid 69.69 dollars
       Liam - Motion to \end{shut up nerd and computer science and knuckles}
       Henry - We all need to stand together against this tyrant who is blocking the peoples wishes.
       Liam - Motion to grant emergency powers to the supreme chancellor. Passed, Kushal is now in charge and henry is gone.
       Dez - Call the question.
       Kate - While ending knuckles in knuckle is undefined, the chair should do something random.
       Tim - POI, he's bullshitting but he's basically right.
   Passed. Sold to Desmond for 2, chaired by Dez, Desman, and Knuckles.
   
   Kate - Motion to make a standing rule that motion to invoke emergency powers and all that may only pass if kushal does not vote no.
   Passed.
   
   Liam - Motion to grant emergency powers to the supreme chancellor.
       Liam - Motion to declare Henry Hausman sergeant at arms pro tem. (Dilatory, he's not here! He is, but not really)
   
   Meeting is now just this shape.
   
   Mitchell - Motion to allocate but not exceeding 69 dollars for this weeks event.
       Objection by Mitchell - Because I could
   Passed, been embezzled.
   
   Keerthana - Motion to grant emergency powers to the supreme chancellor.
   
   Kate - Motion to congratulate Kushal on seeing how being president is.
   
   Tim - This is extremely dilatory on multiple levels.
   
   Liam - Motion to create a standing rule that the space at which a meeting takes places is the room in which the room is clearly occurring excluding the smallest closed sets containing Dez if Dez is removed from the meeting.
       Tim - Lord help you if you ever actually need to kick someone out.
       Dez - You need a better metric.
   Passed by abstention.

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

   Kushal - We're KGB exec. We have meetings at 4:30 at UC 329. Come by and bring us food! (The actual speech was not this coherent, I cleaned it up for you)
   
   Mitchell - We have an event! It's trivia night!
   
   Kate - Come to booth design meeting!

SCHMUCKS

   Liam - I need to set up the auction for ice cream flavors. Can I do this in special business? (Yes, if Dez is cool with it.)
       Tim - What about an N with a tilde over it
   
   The wind - You should take board game stuco! It's great!
   
   Kate - Not as many of you know that I do things other than KGB. I play an instrument in Wind Ensemble (WHAT). We have a concert this Wednesday, so come check us out!
   
   Kaylee - School of drama is putting up a play called Oar! It's a farce.
   
   Tim - Motion to purple, purple, seafoam green, fish, fish, fish, fish, and gtfo.