Minutes20191202

EXEC REPORTS

   Dez - Not here, so Kate is Dez. Went and had a thanksgiving, with his aunt and Kate, and kate roasted him. The aunt loved it. Kaylies cat was probably mean.

   Janny - Liam is Janny. Liam had a thanksgiving. Spent upwards of 8 hours making a meal, and got a quiche abandonded on his porch like a baby.

   Mitchell - Got deplaned. Should have made it home, and had Thanksgiving.

   Mckenna - Ellen is Mckenna. Had a thanksgiving. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. There's a direct flight from St. Louis to pittsburgh, but she had to go through chicago anyways.

   Woody - Had a weekend (and a break). Went to New York City with fam, where the apples were smaller than expected.

   James - Had a weekend. Had a layover both ways, but all of his planes landed 30 minutes early.

   Kushal - Had a weekend. Played a lot more pokemanz. His friend started Tuesday night, and by last night he had a level 100 team. Also baked a cake! (Its really good)

OLD BUSINESS

   Liam has the thing. He has but one requirement: Give the thing to Henry. Henry has it now. He'll be leaving over finals, so we're basically never getting it back.

   No other orders of the day.

COMMITTEE REPORTS - Wrong order lol

   Liam - Culinary standards - If you're interested in getting a better meal, hit him up so he's not sad and alone. Bazinga.

   Jasper - I'm a physicicst and I hate my life - A professor things its fine to assign two p sets and a test before finals week. ANd there's a final.

   Oliver - Stupid history - A secret tunnel was made, so that six men could report on the germans once the city got taken. The officer got made when he realized that three of his crew weren't officers, and he wouldn't share his table with them.

   Henry - AH College athletics are bad - Uinversity of Oklahoma mascot is two horses, sounder and boomer. Meaning one of them is OK Boomer.

   Kate - Booth Committee - Last booth design meeting is this Saturday! If you're intersted in design, this is the last time to get in. It's mostly art at this point, but if you care you should show up and help!

   Tim - Wigglytuff + Culinary standards - That's a charizard class curry

   Oliver - AH Crazy IDeas committee - Remember those emails farnam sent you about CMU Giving tuesday? Turns out, you can specify the KGB as a target. Why don't you pay for committees that way, so we get double the money??

   Kate - AH Fraud (Frog) Committee - Request the treasurer to donate all the cash we have to ourselves.

   Kushal - AH Sword shield playthough + CUlinary standards - Charizard class curries are something I made over break. ONe was sour toast curry.

   Liam - Frog + linquistics - Substituting frog for fraud makes a lot sense, due to some linguistics bullshit.

   Tim - AH reliving old discover card commercials - Wait, are you saying frog protection or fraud protection?

   Ellen - AH Frog committee - The appeal of frogs is that they don't worry about such things.

   Henry - I feel like The Frog does have to worry about that, because a lot of his people try to commit fraud regularly

   Liam - AH Frog committee - Frogs are notorious for MLM schemes.

   Sawyer - POI, will the university match froggocoin donations

NEW BUSINESS

   Liam - Motion to embezzle 0 for food and supplies

   Tim - Motion to embezzle $69.69
   Passed

   Kate - Motion to create the committee to assassinate the treasurer
   Purpose - *Throws a paper airplane made of money*
       Kushal - S@A approves
       Henry - Motion to file a copyright strike on Kate for infringement. Of everything.
       Liam - Call the question.
   Passed, sold to Henry for $2, disbanded.

   Kate - Motion to make the committee to buttsbuttsinate the senate
   Purpose - *Never got defined???*
       Liam - Motion to file a copyright on Kate for some bullshit about assassins of assassins of assassins
       Tim - Motion to file a copyright strike on this committee on behalf of the committee to butts, butts and *something* the president
   Passed, and then Mitchell sat down. Fuck. Henry is now the head of the meeting.
   Sold to Liam for $1, chaired by anyone with an ass.

   Liam - Motion to create a standing rule such that a motion to file a copyright claim agaisnt commtitee x by committee y, a cheat checking software

   Woody - Motion to make the motion to make a committee committee
   Purpose - So some committees get made
   Passed by acclamation, sold to Woody for $2, chaired by oliver.

   Kate - Motion to make a standing rule that exec (who are huge dorks) must stand on a desk or table for the duration of meeting. The penalty is that, at any moment, they could be ejected by a 1/2 vote from the general body. Them standing after this has happened does not change the outcome. To get back in, they must present a pun that makes everyone groan.
       Liam - Motion to grant emergency powers to the supreme chancellor.
       We all left, because henry said we had to.

   Liam is now the chair. Noting a lack of proper accounting, we redid the vote.

   Kate - Motion to make a standing rule, that if the recsec is currently standing, he can't be ejected.

   Kate - Standing rule st, while the recsec has to follow the rule, if you eject them you're a jackass.
   Passed.

   James - Motion to #define squid as abstain.
   Failed.

   Mitchell - Motion to #define hands as sitting on the floor (unless it is lava).
   Passed.

   Kate - Motion to make a standing rule, that for the purpose of voting, exec will not be penalized for sitting on the floor. Antiseconded.

   Henry - Motion to #define henry as Desmond H. Reed.
   Passed, oh god.

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

   Mitchell - We have an event! KGB falls on its ass, come to black chairs at 6 pm! We also have Geek eats, RSVP with the link! (By Saturday [Noon] at the latest). Ice skating costs 8 dollars, just contact exec if you can't pay! We gotchu!

   Kate - Booth! Come! We design things for the last time this year.

   Liam - HMU if you're interested in going somewhere better than cheesecake factory.

SCHMUCKS

   Liam - There are exec meetings sometime, in UC 329. Go show them how its done

   Henry - Sign up for boardgame stuco, I'll kill you otherwise.

   Woody - GCS showcase is this weekend, show up if you don't want to go ice skating but still want to do things!

   Kate - I can provide baked goods for stress relief. Message me for stuff!

   Tim - Motion to purple.

   Tim - Motion to seafoam green.

   Tim - Motion to purple, purple, seafoam green, fish, fish, fish, fish, and fuck green eggs and ham.
   Didn't pass.

   Tim - Motion to purple and GTFO.