Minutes20200224

EXEC REPORTS

   Dez - Had a weekend. And you can too. Weekends: Brought to you by quantechain networking.

   Kaylie - Had a weekend. It was filled with show assignments! She closed a show, and then had a disaster happen on her other show!

   Mitchell - Had a weekend. Forgot about build, so he just didn't go. No sketchy posters were created.

   Mckenna - Had a weekend. It was pretty boring. Did homework and recovered from hell week, and is no longer sick. Got a very squishy bunny she named "Bunny Sanders", thanks to whoever did that. SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?.

   Woody - Had a weeke., started with making horrifying content and ended with me wasting my entire weekend setting up a steam link. Pass out the attendance!

   James - had a weekend, watched parasite. Showed up late to Kontent, but didn't miss anything. (HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM)

   Kushal - Had a weekend, went to build but left early cause there were no cheeseballs. One of the SCS day acts was a man playing tetris for 5 minutes. He wasn't even that good.

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   Kate - Booth committee - We'll have more tomorrow! Also, there is a build tomorrow! If you like designing clothing, consider making booth shirts!

   Woody - #define committee reports as new business
   Dilatory

   Henry - STupid history - Life and times of Alice Roosevelt - She was too much for her dad, so he used her for political gain. She became a media celebrity, and when Roosevelt wanted to hide things, he sent Taft and her to go on a tour of East Asia. Withing 5 minutes of landing, Taft would lose track of her, and she would go on to party with celebreties while Taft did actual secret diplomacy.

   Tim - Furry appreciation + MA KGB Colonial space committee - The flight of appollo 11 - Postulate that Mike Collins is a werewolf - How many times does he shift? When? How many Jovian moons can trigger shapeshifting?

   Liam - Corn Subsidies - $3.73

   Kaylie - Carnegie Scenic - David Bovers wouldn't keep asking how we would build gigantic flats. He kept saying "Don't get amish about". The Amish apparently make "Really sexy joinery".

   Kushal - AH Tim's question - It's because there's no moon.

   Mitchell - MA Storytelling committing - We have storytelling every class. It takes about %20 of every class.

   Hive Mind - Hive Mind Committee - that Get fucked get Kate. Actually, get space mexico tequilla your own name your own name your own name.

       The hive mind commmittee would like to report that end report.

   Henry - Comics are bullshit - The flash's rogue's gallery - A group of people who have the ability to win nobel prizes, and then use these abilities to rob banks in the one city on the planet with any chance of stopping them. Instead of winning nobel prizes or just doing crime SOMEWHERE ELSE, they keep going to jail and then escaping every week.

   Kate - AH One singular braincell speaking for the hivemind committee - We sort of designed merch? It's coming together and will be there at some point.

Sawyer - POI, you expected the hivemind to say that?

   Tim - The AH Subtract rabbits committee - Yeah, nature's a bitch

   Liam - Politics are stupid - Mike Bloombergs insta has posted pictures of their building's being vandalized.

   Henry - Shit my professor said - One has not lived until you see three actual storm chasers criticize the show storm chasers.

   Kate - Mark Zuckerberg's wild ride - If you were to get one vaccine for your child, what would it be?

   Oliver - I suppose every vaccine at once?

   Sawyer - I would choose the vaccine to not be a furry.

   Kate - Mark Zuckerberg's wild ride - The length of the next report depends on how uncomfy you are.
       I worked on a ranch one summer taking care of dairy cows. I'll tell you something about baby cows - They give the best blowjobs. --SKIP-- Anyway, don't eat cows.

   Tim - AH Mindhive committee - Entertainment Helicopter fish fish fish holistility charismatic.

   Kate - Cats are stupid - Earlier today, Kaylie's bitch, Kass, jumped onto Kate's couch and gave her cute eyes. Kate moved her laptop, and the cat went and sat on it.

   Liam - Standing rule that a motion to get fucked is always in order.

   Liam - Motion to enter new business.

OLD BUSINESS

   Henry - Doesn't have the thing. It's kate's fault but Henry won't bring it back until he gets it for real.
       Henry is being forced to have the thing. "You can't make me". Everything else, including the fact that we was forced, is his fault.

   Discreetly ask the chair how much I should allocate for CTFWS Committee
       Purpose - Basically that.
       Liam - Motion to #define indefinitely as two weeks - Dilatory
           Woody - Motion to #define two weeks as indefinitely - "That passed failed. Failed."

           Oliver - POI, how many motions do we have that are currently tabled indefinitely.

           Henry - As someone who helped set up the archive and had none of it's consequences, it's a geniunely good idea and should come back.

           Saywer - Motion to #define definitely as indefinitely. Passed.
           Jonathan - Motion to #define fortnith as indefinitely

           Liam - Motion to #define a point of knuckles as a point of information about recursion, politics, mathematics, or Sonic the hedgehog. Passed.

           Liam - Call the question.
       Failed.

       Henry - Motion to table for 7 years.
       Passed, been tabled

NEW BUSINESS

   Oliver - Motion to #define "Can we not" as anti-seconded
   Passed

   Motion to #define "Can we not" as seconded

   Sawyer - #define event as "A lil' shindig"
       Passed

   Oliver - Motion to collectively submit an application on behalf of Liam for lawschool

   Henry - POoint of storytelling - I was at one point considering that I might be a lawyer, and had an event in his calendar to call Skye and have her convince him that this was a bad idea.

   Liam - Motion to create the malarkey committee
   Purpose - Bro, you just posted malarkey! You are going to lose delegate!
       Henry - I was always assumed Malarkey was anything mitt romney disapproved of
   Sold to Henry for $4, chaired by Mitt Romney

   Kate - Standing rule that a motion to "Shut up, pedant" that, when shouted while someone else is saying something pedantic, the person is forced to shut up for 3 seconds (based on a complex majority)
       Henry - The tryant makes good points, but so I would like to denounce him and Katherine Kraposkly.

       Keerthana - I just think that pedant is a really strange word. Pedant, or pedophile?

       Oliver - "Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to be a pedophile".

   Tabled definitely.

   Mitchell - Motion to allocate up to $60 to this weeks lil' shindig for this weeks num nums and sippies.
   Dilatory for incoherency

   Liam - Motion to #define food as num nums
   Passed

   Liam - Motion to #define drinks as sippies
   Passed

   James - #define "No we gotta" as "It's a strong motion".
       Kushal - POI, this was a sentence
       Keerthana - In the spirit of freshman showing up and not knowing anything, we shouldn't write this down.
       Henry - My persona is not rand paul, it's Kato the younger.
   Passed

   Kate - Motion to #Define <Whatever Kate said> as "end report"
   Failed

   Tim - Motion to embezzle $69 for num nums and sippies for this week's lil' shindig.

   Kate - Motion to embezzle $50.

   Mitchell - Motion to allocate up to $50 for num nums num nums and drinks sippies.

   Mitchell - Motion to allocate up to but not exceding $250 for CTFWS for num nums num nums num nums and drink drink drinks.

   Woody - Motion to #define "A point of anything" as "I would just like to say:"

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

   Dez - We're real, we have meetings, other stuff

   Mitchell - Hey, we need judges and trivia categories!

SCHMUCKS

   Liam - Motion to #define contact as lick
   NO

   Kaylie - Into the woods is open for another week! It's sold out but you can get off!

   Henry - I had to explain what the KGB is and what it does. When can we buy merch?

   Oliver want's shirt

   Liam - Motion to make exec do their job for once?

   Tim - Fun fact - Pedantry is more etymologically related to pedophile than pedant.

   Oliver - Motion to #define green hills software as KGB

   Kate - Motion to in order, in order, out of order, out of order, fish fish fish

   Tim - Purple, purple, seafoam green, fish, fish, fish, and gtfo.