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Des - contained RPG knight and making food, also voted, which you should do Kaylie! - first weekend has had; RPG knight, discovered dungin world was cool and the art museum was neat James - first, trusted google maps. Then, crossed two other people, followed them and it took longer. Arrived late. Person was confused. Trust is an evolutionary mistake Event! - Capture the flag rules meeting Kushal - 2nd part of pokemon sword and shield came out, devoured him Pravda submit Sawyer - RPG night, flat stanley is a lil bitch Oliver - on friday, promised, would finish chem. on saturday, promised chem hw. this is a recursive formula
Liam - the debatably KGB affiliated puzzlehunt comm- STRESS Woody - end report comm- end report Kaylie- cats r stoopid comm - rose wants wet food, but not if water is in bowl. Needs to drag the food herself over to the water bowl. There's lots of dissolved foodwater. Also, cass ate some creamy siracha from wendys and had not good time Liam - corn for the corn god - $4.17!
Dez tries to skip the thing, who has it? Oliver has it, James has the spirit Who wants one of those two things? Oliver- is not his fault that henry didn't show up to give the spirit. Is his fault that the thing react exists is his fault. Orders of Tha Day - NONE WTF
James - motion to make the baked goods differentiation comm Purpose : declaring james cake and squashing all resistance to james being cake Woody - POI, what is opinion on cornbread? - is part of a meal, but this is the purpose of the comm Liam - cul stds comm, w/ ontology comm: strict binarism isn't always useful Kate - POI, how much of a personal attack is this? - no comment Liam - motion to change purpose to "declaring james cake and squashing all resistance to james being cake" - friendly Passed - sold to James for 1 dollar - chaired by anyone who thinks cornbread is not dessert Oliver - motion to create the foreign languages comm Purpose - speaks anime "促进我们对外语的认识 （如石头）and also to pwn the recsec" "To promote the understanding of foreign languages, such as stone" Kushal - fish fish fish fuck the recsec Kate - Cyka Blyat Passed! Sold to James for 6 dollars - chaired by anyone who speaks 1 or less languages Liam - create the KGB constitutional contextualism comm Purpose - interpret the rules/bylaws of the kgb as literally as possible Chair questions if this isn't just the KGB Passed, auctioned to Liam for $$, chair is to be determined by auction Manan - motion to make the comm to be nice to the recsec <3 Anti'd, strong Purpose - to say nice, short words slowly Liam - motion to change the purpose to the entire text of moby dick Oliver gets possed by anime James - motion to replace every space in name/ purpose of this comm w/ fish, friendly Liam - motion to undo that last thing? Tim- motion to replace every instance of fish in this comm w/ a space, friendly Liam - comm to torment the recsec, fish appears 294 times in moby dick Passed, sold to sawyer for 5, dis-fucking-banded Oliver - motion to create the democratic national committee Purpose - to nom exciting candidate for running and then actually nominate an exceedingly boring candidate for the role of KGB prezident Liam - point of insinuation Sold to kaylie for a dollar, chaired by diamond joe biden Liam - motion to create a standing rule such that a motion to malarkey is Out of order Sam says malarkey, Liam wants him to be ejected Debate ensues on what type of punitive measures are possibe Passed, been changed James - motion to create a standing rule such that parties can be created by a vote of the general body, and have chairs auctioned off similar to commitees [sic]. Chairs automaticlly [sic] leave any former parties, and become a member of that party. These parties can be joined voluntarily by any member not already in a party and cannot be left in any way execpt by becoming a chair of new parties. No further powers are confered to the parties or their members by this standing rules [sic]. Liam - motion to strike apolitical James fights with the express purpose of losing control Liam pursues Passed, been changed ^2 Oliver - motion to #define "UM" as "US" Chair asks to rule something dilatory for reasons of grotesqueness James - pount define M as S Kevin - motion to create the mario party Yahoo Tim - what is party's platform? Liam - point of info, are bonus stars on or off Passed, moved to auction - chaired by Oliver Liam - motion to allocate a sum less than or equal to $50 to have a vexillologist make a pot of dhreed flag Kushal - if I make a shitty pot of dhreed flag, do I get fifty dollarydoos no moved to vote, passed...
Kgb doesn't exists James - event is a rules comm meeting for redefining the rules of CTFWS! We will vote and do stuff and be complicated Oliver- yen exists, you should go to cashnet to pay us real/relevant money dues aren't necessary to participate but they help the org stay alive try to donate on the match day for CMU if ya can
Liam - videogame Tim - tomorrow is last day to do full in-person early voting. Ask Kate Also, those who reached out about poll work, may have a lil somethin for u James - motion to purple, purple, getfo. Anti'd, not strong gitfo