Minutes20210208

Meeting 2/8/2021

Officer Reports

Dez - mastered tasks - wrote 145 lines of patchy notes

James - had 2 friends go completely inversed sleep schedule, other friend says how great the sun is! Vampyre infiltrated the'burgh

Sawyer – went in to lab, ran a bit late, explained that he would be experimenting with borrowed thyme, not living on it

Kushal - roomates decided they should be actual adults, did an ikea - spent several hours assembling the chair

Oliver - tried to implement http protocol server - apparently that's hard

Committee Reports

Sam - culinary stds comm - entire apartment smells like pork, don't tell him how 2 fix

Tim - ad-hoc currency board along with the corn subs board made a report in auctions nonverbal

Woody - ad-hoc comm to report something- success

Kushal -comm to hunt humans for sports - last week was 2 yr anniversary of polar bear excursion to russian arctic

Oliver - adhoc can't stop won't stop game stop: $59.53

James - hivemind - we would like to report that potatoes are sometimes edible, end report

Keerthana - adhoc completely ordinary logos comm - recently, a popular online clothing store in india changed logo, stopped it from looking quite as much like a naked woman spreading

Old Business

   Keerthana had it, who wants it.
    Sawyer wants it, isn't his fault dez forgot the spiel, is his fault kaylie isn't here to give it

No old business

New Business

Sam - motion to make an order for today Out of order

Oliver - motion to create the game stopped comm - tell you to pause that online game you're playing

   Kevin - 5 more minutes
   Sawyer - you're always on that nintendo
   Liam - change purpose to The stock market do what nintendon't
   Unfriendly. Pursued, Passed. Been changed
   Main motion passes, Dez TRIPS ON A LANDMINE and puts the wrong emojis (must use xup, xdown, squid between 5:48 and 6:07 PM)

Chair vacant: Oliver, Kaylie, Sawyer nominated to fill Oliver wins, ascends to the chair! Not Sawyer!

   Returning to the auction, sold to Dez for 700 Yen. Chaired by Kevin

   Sam - emojihunting comm - to make sure there's an ample supply for emoji meat for dez to feast on
   Sold! to Liam for 200 Yens. Chaired by anyone who wrote, produced, or acted in the emoji movie

   Kaylie - motion to make the kats on keyboards comm - cx'[p;lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllsazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzty6r5refdddddddddddd
   Tim - how did that get sent, d isn't near the enter key?
   Sawyer - motion to change the speling of cats to kats
    Liam (on the latter bit) - motion to strike "kats" and replace with "qahtz" - ... passed, amended

   Motion to change speling of cats to qahtz, passed
   Back to original motion "qahtz on keyboards committe"
   Sam - motion to change the speling* of "yeah, you heard that" to "cx'[p;lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllsazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzty6r5refdddddddddddd" - passed by acclimation
   Dez calls to question, so does Kaylie
       Keerthana - motion to autocorrect qahtz to quartz - not defined
   Motion passes, moves to auction - sold to james for 800 yen, chaired by anyone owned by a cat

   James - order of today party
   Liam - motion to table for a week
   Passed, tabled

   Dez - motion to make the rules pertaining to emoji usage fuck off - heavily antiseconded, no seconds

   Liam - motion to create a standing rule such that amendments to amendments are in order - dilatory, heavily antiseconded 

   FINAL MOTION - Keerthana - Motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to motion to sea foam green - dilatory/out of order
   Sam - motion to make a standing rule that Liam can't propose standing rules
   kaylie - motion to amend this standing rule such that it only pertains to today? - Unfriendly, unseconded
   Dez - this'd be extremely funny, but also not that funny
   James - do we need his assent? No, this is technically censure
   Tim - motion to construe this
   Fails, dies

Real/Relevant Announcements

We r kgb

James - event! Tool training for minecraft

Schmucks

-Liam makes video game, playtest in schmuck

-Tim - Woody had to leave but schmucked in schmuck channel

-Dez in the wind - motion to purple purple seafoam green, purple seafoamgreen, gitfo

Meeting Adjourned