Minutes20210329

Meeting 3/29/2021

Officer Reports

Dez - spent a long time trying to figure out why he needed something for a proof, didn't need it so is probably wrong

Kaylie - met nephew for the first time, was born in december of 2019. That's a bit strange

James - went outside, weather was nice, wtf

Sawyer - disgraced being the fastest man in the west by being slow

Kushal - was eating PBJ, friend said he preferred Jelly and Cheese sandwiches

Oliver - forgot about boardgames because shifting around project hell. Turns out it worked out well because partner has tons of HW

Quick Note of Special Business

Exec, as per bylaws, has proposed that dues are the same as last year ($15/sem, $20/yr). Inflation be damned

Comm Reports

Kaylie - Qahtz r stoopid comm - cats didn't recognize her on video chat ;-;

Matt - Misapp. Qahtz r stoopid comm - cats didn't want to be in same room except for when snuggling

Oliver - misapp adhoc economists - due to inflation, dues are becoming cheaper

James - Hivemind - we should don't only sometimes talk like idiots like end report

Tim - the nomm comm would like to report: NOMINATIONS:

   James for prez - sure
   Kaylie for 1VP - yes
   Kaylie for prez - yes
   Kaylie for Sergeant at arms - yes
   Sawyer for S@A - obliquely
   Oliver for Surgeant at urms - sure
   James for S@A - no
   Jane for S@A- no, she's not here
   Matt for S@A - He's an Ol' Miss graduate, but accepts
   Sawyer for 2VP - soon
   Kaylie for Corsec - ok
   Kaylie for 2VP
   Kaylie for Recsec
   Kaylie for Treasurer
   Kaylie for god-emperor: rah rah rah
   end of Nom Nom Noms

Old Business

Thing - kate wants it Isn't her fault that she got a text from UPMC that she could get a vaccine from them two days after she left for philly for a vaccination. Is her fault that PA exists

No orders of the day

New Business

   James - Ad-Hawk comm - to tie advertisements to birds of prey
   Doesn't conflict with the add Hawk comm
   but apparently it exists, links exist on the wiki
   but we're not original so whatever
   Passed, auctioned to Kaylie for 269, chaired by all birds other than hawks

   Matt -motion to create the god emporor comitte, with the purpose of being chaired by Kaylie
   James - motion to amend "Kaylie" to "Whoever owns the comm" - friendly
   Tim - is emperor spelled wrong, or is it spelled right?
   Passed, sold to tim for 420, chaired by meeeee (for now) <Tim Parenti>

   Kate - to preface w/ a reminder that tim is the chair of the god-emperor comm, but also:
   Motion to #define "The God-Emporor" as "Kaylie"
   Passed, been done

   Sam - motion to make the rapid fire comm comm - to make comms pass quickly
   Kevin - hmm. I dunno, I don't know if I have anything to say
   Sawyer - Kevin had a good point.
   Keerthana - fish fish fish
   Kate - According to all known laws
   of aviation,
   there is no way a bee
   should be able to fly.
   Its wings are too small to get
   its fat little body off the ground.
   The bee, of course, flies anyway
   because bees don't care
   what humans think is impossible.
   Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
   Yellow, black. Yellow, bla-
   Tim - I am sam. I am sam. Sam I am. This should pass
   Matt- fish fish  fish
   Kaylie - motion to change the name to the rapid-fire fire committee committee - friendly
   Passed, auctioned to Kaylie for 300, chaired by the chaos god

   James - motion to send everyone that dez disagrees with to the corner (the hague, Netherlands) 
   Matt - motion to change disagrees to agrees
   Entire motion was fake because it was posted at 6:02

   Kaylie - motion to create the astrology comm - dies b/c no seconds
   James - motion to shame the prez for misspelling motions
   that's not defined, but we can table people
   chair is still tabled for being totally uncool

   Tim - motion to make the crickets comm - "unfriendly" 
   Sawyer - amend purpose: to enjoy a weird baseball-like british sport - unfriendly, pursued - failed ;-;
    Kate - motion to change purpose to "" - friendly
    James - change purpose to "the empty string" - friendly
    Keerthana - motion to change name of comm to rickets
   Oliver - motion to change the purpose to "unfriendly" - friendly
   Overall motion passes, auctioned to Kevin for 300, chaired by the wind

   James - motion to change the speling of Wednesday to wendsday
   Kaylie - motion to nominate Liam for 2VP - no, will have to wait until next meeting
   Kaylie - motion to make a standing rule such that the God Emporor is whoever had the thing the previous week
   Passed

   Liam -  moat talk
   Tim - motion to make a standing rule such that The God-Emporor is whoever has the thing now
   ill formed, unusually for Tim. Dies

Real Relevant Announcements

Boofcraft is a thing, we still do that

Event this week is kontent. Come make stuff!

Schmucks

Kevin - new and improved octominus

Liam - sign up for puzzlehunt or hate him

Sam - if you're a Jew, happy passover. If not, don't leaven

   Tim - 3 things:
   1: nomms happen during nomm comm reports, try to be present. Also, pay dues
   2: God-emporor comm- now chaired by Kaylie
   3: motion to GTFO

Meeting Adjourns