Minutes20220124
kushal: points of minutes, hey kevin
=mins=
james - broken chair sad times
kaylie - dance light yay
sawyer - we have an event
kevin - machine water?
liam (kaylie) - made soup, but not able to be eaten by kaylie
oliver - discovered discord latency = 1 second
kushal - played Twilight Imperium, bought wrapping paper
committee reports
tim - limerick about betty white, RIP
kaylie - misapp i hate my suppliers: why can't people not have everything be an emergency
oliver - adhoc procrastination committee: did not shovel sidewalk, big wins
kushal - ad hoc language classes are weird sometimes committee: we're playing DnD
Woody - Hivemind COmmittee: There is not a lot of [Christmas?] end season?
tim - field
sawyer - ashton memorial committee did not see ashton on Friday rip
davis - what do I report?
- james explains the committee
- davis retracts committee report attempt
kushal: mandatory reports committee reports
- tim: ad hoc [hates phone companies to an extent] committee: hung up on by many automated systems
sawyer: ad hoc committee would like to [something I didn't catch sorry guys] end report
-emoji sentences (kaylie): 🙋 😊 👍 📝 👍 📹 . 🍑 🙋 😔 👎 📝 😃 .
[kevin gives up typing the minutes now]
- corn subsidies (liam) :6.21
- liam fails to salute twain
OLD BEEZ
spirit of thing goes to oliver, spirit student org is not fault, CIA (both) are his fault
Procastination committee: purpose: i'll think about that later
-table for 1 week
--passed, regrettably
NEW BEEZ
liam: motion to create the sums of basic open sets committee
purpose: sigma balls
-voted on, passed
-sold to davis for 3 dollars, chaired by james
oliver: motion to create a standing rule requiring liam to physically roll a dice during in person meetings
-amended to target recsec
-new: motion to create a standing rule requiring the recsec to physically roll the dice for the bid/other standing rule requiring dice for the purpose of the dice roll during in person meetings
-kaylie: what about impossible dice
-Oliver: i will give you a mobius strip
-Liam: provide me the dice
-Tim: what about cheating dice
-passed, regrettably
Woody: motion to create the existing committee
purpose: to report during committee reports
-Oliver: not a ligma joke
-Tim: This has failed, but has a new purpose
-Liam: This committee exists/has failed like 10 times
-Kushal: create broken record committee
-passed
-sold to kushal for 9 dollars, chaired by anyone who doesn't exist
JAMES CAPS LOCKS SO I AM TOO
OLIVER: MOTION TO CREATE THE MADE UP COMMITTEE
PURPOSE:REPORT WHEN THE EXISTING COMMITTEE DOESN'T REPORT
-WOODY: SHOULDN'T IT REPORT ALONGSIDE (AND/OR MADE UP)
-(OLIVER SILENTLY AMENDS TO HAVE IT REPORT WHENEVER THE FUCK IT FEELS LIKE)
-OMINOUS TYPING
-IZZY: HELP, WHY IS MY MIC OFF
-IZZY: doesn't the existing committee not exist
--KAYLIE: WE MADE IT, IT HAPPENED
--james turns off his caps lock
-voted on, passed
-sold to oliver for 63 dollars, chaired by the chair of the existing committee
kevin: point of information, how much health do we have
-liam: i haven't been keeping track
sawyer: motion to create the death by 1000 cuts committee
purpose: die very slowly from invalid bids
-tim: motion to amend 1000 -> 100
--friendly, been changed
-kaylie: taylor swift would approve
-kushal: you can also die slowly by broken record
--sawyer: would kill chair
-kushal: broken record
-tim: motion to amend by replacing "death by 100 cuts committee" -> "die by 100 cuts"
-woody: broken record
-kevin: broken record
-liam: is a 1-sided die a die?
--tim: sure
--tim: note doesn't have to be integers
--liam: thank god no math majors here but me
-voted on, passed
-auction, sold to sawyer for 11 dollar, chaired by anyone who has died by number equal to 100 cuts
sawyer: motion to allocate 0.13 dollars for this week's event
-oliver: amend to 69 cents
--friendly, done
-tim: point of information: this needs a purpose for what's being bought
--sawyer: amend to buy snack
-james: snack must be avialable to all
--sawyer: >0% chance i don't evne buy it
-izzy: amend to 6.90
--sawyer: i don't want to buy summit cola, unfriendlied
--i will buy only summit cola if this goes through
--izzy: motion to prevent sawyer from buying summit cola
---ooo
--voted on, failed
-liam: has to benefit all members
--sawyer: might buy a gummed ball
-tim: call the question
-kevin: amend to buy nothing
--friendly
voted on, passed, been allocaed
ANNOUNCIES SCHMOUNCIES
we got an event, it's video james night
SCHMUCKS
woody: hi i am addicted to making roguelikes, make a game like rogue with me
kaylie: booth
james: play my discord scam video game
oliver: it's 5:31 10 damage to everyone
liam: motion to purple, purple, seafoam green, chug jug with you, develop an app, and gtfo
