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teh minutes

james - got a stomach ache, can't eat seafood like a scrub

kaylie - trained tools

sawyer - was in the lab and is a student but knew everyone. event is useless people auction

kevin - is making a pancake printer, can print drip goku/among us

liam - i'm having a weekend

oliver - bought the biggest possible coffee from starbucks at 1 pm, regretted it

also gave all the money

returning to 2vp

elise/she/design/sophmore/nj/has 2 cats

kusha; - reported but i missed it

comm reps

ligma/woody : lost shit at abcd

bad etymology/charles : portmanteau is a portmanteau of natalie portman and something else

vulcanolog/keerthana : magma facts

bad entomology/liam : all insects are beetles

capitalism in action/kaylie: you can't fuck the bears

how does meeting work/kevin: here's how meeting works

penguin movie/kushal: found piplup in pokemon

floor is lava:floor is lava

hivemind: we have never touched bears

corn subsidies board/liam: corn is 6.37

booth of these nuts/kaylie: wants new drills

summit cola annhiliation/sawyer: if people don't show up for UPA we'll have to buy more summit cola

twain: broken record

-ooo

summit cola/kushal: summit cola is bad

old beez

kushal didn't bring the fucking thing back

oliver has the spirit i think, it goes to kaylie

not fault: drill may have thought of exploding, is fault: drills can now think

no orders of the day

new beez

twain: proposed standing rule in pravda, the birds and the bylaws

-tim: is this chairs or owners?

--twain: owners

-liam: motion to salute twain + woody

--so moved

-sawyer: strike mother, replace with parental guardian

--friendly

-howie: what if anticommittees?

--there is a baby anticommittee

-Liam: this isn't commutative

-Tim: what if you make a baby with your anticommittee

-Woody: what if you make a baby with your baby committee

-Howie: what is the purpose/name of the baby committee?

--twain: purpose fits name, name includes a word from each parent, or a portmanteau

---Liam: this should be an amendment

-Howie: this makes ligma jokes easy

--Twain: so moved

-Howie: motion to do the amendment

--Friendly

-voted, passed

-Tim: that was standing rule 69

Liam: motion to create the decoy commmittee

purpose: that pause

-Kushal: motion to cast luigi on james

--ooo

---bribed for 0 dolalrs


woody: c2q
passed
16 damage to james

-Oliver: motion to table for 1 week

-passed

Tim: Motion to create the d-coin committee

Purpose: to flip coins and roll around in dice

-passed

-sold too keerthana for 4 dollars +15% tip, chaired by the crypto bros

woody: motion to allow bids of the form to allow for rolling for the number of dice you roll (recursively)

-failed

Liam: motion to create the disaster fruitpicker that is my sibling kenneth committee

purpose: bro ken wreck ord

-charles/woody/twain broken records

-kevin broken record

-sawyer: salute broken record committee

-passed

-sold to kevin for 2 dollars + 0% tip, chaired by everyone who's afraid of ligma jokes

Kevin: 3 dollars and 0% tip

-dilator

Woody: 4 dollars and 0% tip

-dillatory

prospekt: sold by woody

More auction bullshittery

Oliver: auctions cost real money

woody: motion to (put hands forwards)

Keerthana: motion to create the broken record committee

-Liam: do they still take damage (yes)

purpose: we're not really going to pass this, are we?

-Kevin: motion to create the broken committee

--ooo, bribed for 1 dollar

--purpose: can we make the broken record in the broken record committee?

---more broken record shit

---Sawyer: motion to create the record scratch you're probably wonderin ghow i got here comm


ooo

---kushal: how did you get here?


sawyer: the door

---voted on, passed

---sold to howie for 9 dollar, chaired by (record spin motion)

-tim: this is dilatory now

Sawyer: motion to allocate 69.68 for sippy sips and nummy nums

-good idea'd

-objection (liam): add 1 cent

-withdrawn, voted on, passed

Kaylie: motion to allocate 800 dollars for drills and speed squares

-kevin: speed squares are triangles right?

--kaylie: 2 impact drivers, 2 drills, bit set, and a speed square

-Kushal: how much do we need to have fancy monocles?

--kaylie: they don't have those at home depot

-Sawyer: motion to append "and eye protection devices for one eye at a time"

--friendly

-Oliver: how do I justify this to slice?

--Sawyer: like I did?

-voted on, passed

Izzy: does the salute work retroactively?

-no

Woody: Motion to create the record broken committee

purpose: bro ken fit his dick in your mouth

-tim: create br,ooo

-Twain: does candice approve?

-james saluted

-voted on, passed

-sold to oliver for 2 dollar +69% tip, chaired by the broken record committee

kaylie: motion to the left

announcements

we're exec

we have an event, buy a soul, sell a soul

we hace exec meetings on sunday

ctfws? whtfws?'

-it's in 2.5 week

schmucks

woody: is the devil in the kgb?

tim: oliver can destroy james if he remembers which emoji he paid more for

keerhtana: motion to allocate mooney from exec for monocles

-dilatory

charles: booth: sunmit booth shirt designs!

charles: ling club is having elections!

kushal: does your election have polar bear facts?

Tim: do we have mouths?

Woody: i make video games! pitch fair

prospekt: we're doing eurydice! it's a show

izzy: join ab tech! we're all graduating!

(more bullshit)

(we're all gonna time out and i can't keep up with the speed of banter)

oliver starts green eggs and ham to time out the meeting

james is ejected

twain puts us out of our misery