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heating
4:35 meating
james: had a weekend which involved many things, assigned partner got sick
kaylie: brought back the omniglyph in more ways than one
-new peeps: alex/he/second year/AI/houston/decided to attend meeting this morning
sawyer: used nextbike rental, slotted the bike while still riding, insert bike to achieve satisfaction
-also movie night
-hopefully kevin did not fuck up
sawykevin: probably worked with robots or some shit, had a rules dispute with sawyer, who does not understand the rules of ctfws
liam: impulse bought 40 dollars of wagyu steak, letter of the day is Q
oliver: got called out in class for using phone. we have money, please give us more
kushal: drank and slept on saturday, slept on sunday
comm reps
tim: corn subsidies board: 6.97, for 18 minutes we had corn above 7
woody/ floor is lava: floor is not lava
kaylie/ state based pickup lines: you from tenessee? you're the only ten i see
twain/same committee: are you from mississippi? you're the only miss whose piss i sippy
sawyer: misappropriated new persons: woody please give new person thing
-hunter/he/UC berkley/CS/has a brother
tim: misappropriated inappropriated: basically that
kaylie: booth: no more bulids until after spring break
woody: misappropriated kleptomaniacs: misappriopriates sawyer
kushal: child kidnapping pokemon comm: spain, no children being kidnapped yet
tim: the nominating cominating: james chair assisted by keerthana woody and tim, nominate yourselves for exec positions
-talk to exec to figure out what a position is
kushal: motion to be slightly sad that we don't have annual meeting on 4/20
old beez
thing: oliver -> twain
not fault: set theory graders don't appreciate appreciate my jokes, is fault: people appreciating twain's bad jokes
=new beez
kushal: no orders tomorrow
liam: motion to create the Harry S Bovik committee
purpose: celebrate the life and accomplishments of Harry S Bovik
-Tim: Strike S for Q
--friendly
-voted on, passed
-sold for 2 + 1% tip to tim, chaired by harry q bovik
Woody: motion to create the kleptomaniac's committee
purpose: yes
-kaylie: motion to change purpose to mine
--friendly
-sawyer: append "because they aren't using it anyways" to purpose
--friendly
-i missed who said it but friendly motion to change "mine" to "mine like the seagulls in finding nemo"
-voted on, passed
-sold to woody for 4$ and 1% tip, chaired by anyone who likes to steal thing
Tim: misappropriate's the kleptomaniac's committee
Oliver: motion to steal from woody
-liam: doesn't tim have it?
-woody: who has the thing?
--twain
yara: motion to create the everything in california committee
purpose: everything is carcinogenic
-liam: why are things only carcinogenic in california
-voted on, passed
-sold to yara for 1$ 1%, chaired by sigmund freud and his mother
zack: motion to create the senior hazing committee:
purpose: to haze people who show up at 9 AM the day after ctfws
-tim: for legal purposes, this is a joke
-voted on, passed
-sold to zack for 2$0%, chaired by zac
Sawyer: Motion to create the hazing committee
purpose: to create a lot of smog and pollution
- Kushal: does this reset stats to base
- Zack: motion to use eco friendly smog
-- friendly
- tim: motion to use industry cronies to certify ecofriendliness
--friendly
- also a motion to make the cronies women for equality
--friendly
HE SAID SQUID
-passed
-sold to liam for 3.03, 0%, chaired by ronald reagan
Sawyer: motion to create the 19th president of the US committee
-purpose: rutherford b hazing the kgb as an organization
-voted on, passed
HE SAID SQUID
-sold to charles for 20 guatemalen quetzal, chaired by all americans who can't pronounce foreign words
Liam: motion to create teh request committee
purpose: to make requests of other committees
-liam motion to create out of order
--out of order, bribed for 0 dollar
---a bunch of old jokes, including out of hor deurves committee
---general questioning of james's fitness
---izzy: motion to create the steal jokes from exec committee
---purpose: basically that
---out of order, bribed for 1 dollar
oliver makes the "execly zero jokes" knock knock joke
people keep trying get james to say words with q in it
passed
sold to liam for 3$ and 0% tip, whichbanded
--twain: motion to create the broken record committee
---sawyer: table for 1 week
HE SAID SQUID
---passed
-requesting a report from the the steal jokes from exec committee
-liam: motion to allocate 30 quetzal for the purposes of building a time machine
--out of order
-voted on, passed
-sold to liam for .69 and 69%, chaired by sigmund freud and his mother
sawyer: motion to allocate 70 dollars for the purposes of purchasing sippy sips and nummy nums and not piss for this week's event
-twain: motion to reduce alloc by 1 dollar
-liam: don't we normally not allocate for movie night
-sawyer: amend to support insurrection in guatemala
-tim: motion to amend to 533 guatemalen quetzal
--friendly
-oliver: motion to ament to rubles
-zack amend to belarusan rubles
--actually rubles was pursued
--voted on, passed
-zack: motion to amend to 214 belarusian rubles
--so moved
-tim: motion to replace to 251 qatari rial
--so moved
-failed
announcements
we have meetings, you're at one, not next week
event: movie night this friday
nom coms will have soon
pay dues to vote
SCHMUCKS
kushal: can ksock run for election
kaylie: shows are opening this week, come see em
izzy: motion to allocate 14 qatari rial to go back in time to when this was in order and then stop the steal jokes from exec committee from disbanding
liam: motion to allocate 69 dollars for buying piss for this week's event
