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ITS THE FINAL MEETING DUDUDUDU DUDUDUDUDU

james: carned eval

kaylie: thought she caught on sleep, slept through classes, booth happened

-Xavier/he/BSA/Sophmore/cooks sometimes

Sawyer: chemistry textbooks lie, colors are fake, things are clear or white powder, made a cobalt solution which was violet, color of airline toilet water

-also useless stuff auction

kevin: best part of carnival was free hotted dog

liam: did booth, letter of the day is the cheese emoji

oliver: legally licensed to drive uhauls, drived uhauls, nobody should drived uhauls

kushal: did not sleep due to booth/drinking. got hot dog scammed

comm reps

kaylie: osha violations: everything on midway

kushal: penguin movie: penguins vs avalanches

woody: motion to create U+1F9C0 committee

-ooo

--bribed

---purpose: get james to say that

---motion to decide by coinflip

---passed

--auction, sold to liam for 13 and no tip, chaired by U+1F401

kgbaking: make bakes for bakes barter

keerthana: sonicvivors: oh no

sawyer: bakgineering: make your robot which is also a cake

woody: kleptomaniacs

charles: booth: come to stever basement at 8pm today if you want to destroy a pineapple with a crowbar

woody: parking lot brawl comm: is that before or after

-charles: during

old beez

thing: charles -> keerthana (in spirit) not fault: what happens to the pineapple in 3 hours, is fault, what happens to twain in 3 hours

elections

RULES HAVE SAT DOWN

-kevin is the new president

-twain is the new 1vp

-charles is the new 2vp

-izzy is the new corsec

-julia is the new rec sec

FUCK THIS I'M OUT

Howard is the new treasurer

No more Canadian pennies!

Kevin had an election

Twain had an election

We're all transphobes apparently

Charles had an election

I had an election

Izzy had an election

Pravda pls?

Howard had an election

Kaylie had an election

She has 10 seconds

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1. s for new dues and exec discretionary fund need to be decided

Sawyer: 500,000$ for exec discretionary fund

dilatory

James $500.69 for exec fund

Liam amend to $500.70

Request for outgoing treasury report

Oliver: suffering

Oliver: 19,898.51 gift, org 1,000ish?, pending other stuff - 28,000$ cash

Amended to 500$ and 69 canadian pennies

Capybara war!!! I thought this joke was dead

Passed

Kushal: Motion to set dues for 20$ per year, 15$ per semester.

Keerthana: Amend yearly dues to 69$?

Amendment failed

Passing by acclimation failed (Charles: objecting to waste time)

Tim: Motion to allow 69$ dues for 24 hours

Passed

Dues now 20$ for year, 15$ for semester, 69$ for 24hrs (nice)

Woody: Motion to impeach Kushal

Not allowed!!!!

Freedom committee sold to James for job

Charles: motion to allocate 68$ and 420 pennies for event

Woody: Motion to ammend to Money for food and drink excepting summit cola

James: Motion to pass by acclimation

Objection

Kushal: Call to question

Amendment passed

Allocation passed

Sawyer: create rice crispie rafters committee

Purpose: This committee is a memorial to all of the brave rafters that gave their lives so Liam could wrench the evil ply from our oppressed floor flats. In the words of the great warrior poets on the rice krispie’s cereal box: “Snap, Crackle, Pop”

Sold to Sawyer: Chair: Liam, plywood, and the rice crispy polycule (7$)

ANNOUNCEMENTS

Kevin: WE R THE KGB

Charles: Event: USA!

SHMUCKS

kushal: bake barter

twain: stucos, mathemagic card tricks 98140 dysfunctional programming 98129

charles: pineapple destruction

woody: bottle beer

ziyuan: needs test subjects, dm for information

james: colors

oliver: colors GTFO

liam: what should I make for bake barter