Minutes20220905

meeting 9/5

kevin: fish

twain: made pasta, did not hang out with friend

NEW PEOPLE!!!!

cassidy, she/her, sophomore, utah, was at party yesterday

theo, he/him, freshman, philadelphia, has a dog

charles: fish as well

izzy: also made pasta, did hang out with friend, coerced cassidy into coming to gbm

howard: also also made pasta, also did hang out with friend

COMMITTEE REPORTS

meal block: 5, corn: 7

penguin movie of the week: did not watch penguin movies, penguins appeared on google home

unnecessary additions to penguin movie of the week: learned how to say penguin in italian

technowizards: kgb needs a technowizard to run a server to serve real purposes, message chood for details

pinguino movie of the week: google home did not have volume, so it counts as italian

fake italian accent: fake italian accent

spirit of spirit of thing to kushal - he will not return the spirit of the spirit of the thing is not his fault

NEW BUSINESS

charles: motion.

-dilatory

tim: motion to the ocean

mckenna: motion to create committee mr. propaganda machine, purpose: create dalle prompts

-twain: pass by acclamation

-passed

--sold for $3 to mckenna, chaired by all dalle users and all robots

kushal: what happened to emoji thing

-it was a standing rule, now sitting

tim: motion to create committee for espionage, purpose: welcome to a bunch of email lists

-passed

sold for $1 to tim, chair: whoever the chairs of the last committee for espionage was

mckenna: do old committees die or live on forever

-they die once they're forgotten

try not to think about it

twain: motion to create a standing rule: anytime a committee is sold for >$10, kevin must raise his voice for rest of meeting, emoji: 💰

friendly

"raised" specifically means "higher"

mckenna: append: if you don't want to, spin in place every 5 minutes

unfriendly, friendly if it stacked

theo: demonstration?

kevin: voice crack

kushal: amend: kevin can raise either pitch or volume as he chooses

prospekt: amend: pitch/volume can overflow

howard: amend: physically raise kevin off the ground

tim: resignation won't save you

kushal: amend: "kevin" to "chair"

kushal: demonstration?

tim: call the question

passed

mckenna: motion to pull general body to create dalle prompt

twain: defer to hivemind

"the president in an abstract made outfit and his cat propaganda"

kushal: motion to create standing rule: anytime hivemind reports, it is automatically run through dalle, emoji: :menacing~1:

twain: fail by acclamation

mckenna: add max per meeting

failed

twain: call for new people

tin, is, freshman, hong kong, was figure skating champion (TOO INTERESTING) is 18

twain: motion to ⁠unknown asmr mode as whispering

twain: motion to create (applause): interrupted by kushal, emoji: 💩

mckenna: pass by acclamation

passed

charles: motion to allocate $420.69 for this week's event

kushal: not if i can't have any

charles: motion to amend: also money to ship food to kushal

-against bylaws

howard: amend: send pictures of food to kushal

twain: motion to create old meat committee

howard: amend: set up separate area for grilling old meat, then send to kushal

twain: beef?

mckenna: where is the beef

twain: leaves the room

kushal: beef is in kage(?)

howard: cheese balls are probably attracting cockroaches

prospekt: motion to name cheese balls "schrodinger's balls"

tim: call question

passed

(pictures of said meat)

charles: motion to create committee to identify kushal's address, purpose: that

tim: is it 1 main street

-no

tim: is it 2 main street

-no

twain: endorsed by find kushal's ssn committee

tim: is it 12

-higher

tim: is it 2b main street

-no

passed

sold for $11 to tim, chair: all residents of main street

kushal: motion to create committee to find kevin's vocal range upper limit, purpose: to be bid on for experiments

passed

sold for $11 to kushal, chair: kevin, but only in a loud/high voice

theo: report from just formed committee?

kevin: fuck you

howard: motion to create vocal overflow committee, purpose: that

mckenna: antiseconded

howard: unfriendly

passed

kevin: i'm going to make you all suffer

sold for $11 to howard, chair: disbanded

howard: one quick motion to create vocal overflow #2 committee, purpose: that

-seconded a lot

passed

sold for $11 to howard, chair: disbanded 2

kevin: voice crack

kevin: overflow

ANNOUNCEMENTS

gbms, events on fridays, 9/9 underground tour, meet at 7pm at black chairs

dress in conspicuously

technowizard committee is real, talk to chood if interested

SCHMUCKS

howard: ghost of vocal overflow committee: it took 3

charles: kremlin party 9/10 at 8pm until very late

tim: motion to create broken kevin committee

kushal: have we broken you kevin

-a little

tim: colors

mckenna: mauve gtfo