Minutes20220926

MEETING 9/26

OFFICER REPORTS

Sorry, rec sec was late :/

COMITTEE REPORTS

Nick: mealblock comittee - 6$

Tim: Corn subsidies - corn is Evil: $6.66

Kaylie: misappropriated things I had to see with my face holes, bad cedar point picture, irl pics

Avalon: navel gazing committee

Anthony: misappropriated plant committee, misappropriating plants

Charles: Booth comittee - build houses on the parking lot outside of Posner, if you’re interested in doing booth, voting on booth at next meeting, pay your dues to vote, if you’re interested in being a booth chair, let exec know, start thinking about booth, booth chair interviews will be after vote on booth

Tim: Cashnet for dues?

Howard: asked Oliver about it

Charles: Building a tiny pravda submission box, at some point in the future

Kaylie: OSHA violations- everything in load in, leaning out from ladders, using a scissor lift on a sprung floor, YIKES

OLD BUSINESS

The thing (Anthony has) Avalon now has - inordinate amount of English homework is not her fault

Discussion of a motion to poll Mr. Propaganda machine for “The Average Color of Every El Gallo in the Universe”

Been tabled for a week

NEW BUSINESS

Kaylie: Standing rule that every standing rule has to be assigned a succulent - emoji for standing rule is cactus

Clarification: can be human name

Daniel: retroactively?

Kaylie: no

Avalon: Sufficient names?

Kaylie: Yes

Howard: Gaslight

Kaylie: Gatekeep

Anthony: Girlboss

Tim: What is the succulent for this standing rule?

Kaylie: the succulent is named “outlet” and it is an aloe vera plant

PASSED, BEEN STOOD

Anthony: motion to create a standing rule such that you cannot directly refer to El Gallo, succulent named garfield, pointy plant, emoji is the red triangular flag

McKenna: motion to change succulent’s name to “Oh that Chipotle”

Anthony: Friendly, been changed

Nick: Chicken churro is #defined El Gallo’s monster, are we allowed to refer to chicken churro

McKenna: #define is round about enough

Kaylie: Consequences?

Anthony: suitable punishments?

McKenna: 1. The burritos that shall not be named. 2. Punishment, if you say that store’s name, you have stand up and say Yeehaw

Anthony: You have to attempt a Southern accent as well

Avalon: What determines failing

Anthony: The failure is in your heart, and public riddicule

Kaylie: motion to make a standing rule about laughing (out of order)

Nick: motion to amend standing rule such that if the president says the Yeehaw is good enough, everyone has to applaud (Friendly)

Howard: Motion to amend such that another member can initiate a Yeehaw duel, if they determine the Yeehaw was not good enough. (Western music must be played, and a challenge should be issued, should be from the good the bad and the ugly)

Anthony: Friendly, been added

Kaylie: Motion to name this standing rule El Gallo’s Real Monster

Anthony: Friendly, been named

Daniel: Motion to amend succulent’s name to El Gallo

Failed, succulent remains “Oh that chipotle”

Howard: motion to amend the succulent’s name to Baddest Monster in the West

Anthony: Friendly, succulent renamed

Anthony: if original Yeehaw-er loses, they can be laughed at

PASSED, been STOOD (#24)

Howard: Motion to ocean

Nick: motion to chicken churro

McKenna: Motion to #define the color of a clock as golden, so that every clock is golden

PASSED, been defined

Charles: Motion to create the hygenic macros committee purpose: “to avoid creating pound defines”

Kaylie: Adhoc old-ass KGB member reports standing rule to fix too many #defines

PASSED

Sold for $10.15 to Anthony, chaired by the skateboard sitting in the corner

(KEVIN IS YELLING)

Kaylie: motion to create a standing rule, such that standing rules get auctioned off once they are voted in . emoji: dollar succulent: samuel the chalkboard

Howard: rename succulent (chalkboard) to Saul Goodman (Unfriendly)

Howard: rename succulent (chalkboard) to Saul Goodman the Chalkboard (Friendly, been changed)

McKenna: will there be a chair of the standing rule?

Kaylie: there is no chair

Charles: amend such that someone can pay a price the same as that of the auctioned standing rule to temporarily sit it down - time period at their discretion?

McKenna: motion to amend or at 4.25$

Charles: minimum price is the price that this standing rule auctions for

Howard: Auction switch standing rule

Daniel: Motion to amend this standing rule, to change the standing rule emoji moneybags to apply to standing rule (Out of order, we will come back to that)

Howard: Not sure if auctioning standing rules for real money is a good idea, because it might make it difficult to

Kevin: we can sit it down if we want to

PASSED, been changed

SOLD FOR 7$ to Howard (no chair since standing rule)

Charles: motion to allocate 50 cents for sippy sips and nummy nums for this week’s event

Tim: strike 50 cents and replace with 69$

Anthony: 69$ 420 cents, friendly

69$ 420 cents for this weeks event

Kaylie: motion to pay 10$ to make Kevin louder

Daniel: Motion to create the pay 10$ committee, “to accquire 10$ for the treasury”

Sold to Kaylie for 12$, chaired by Chood’s beanie

Chood: Motion to create a standing rule with emoji lizard, succulent named “Gerry” unknown plant “Such that the person who proposes a committee or standing rule gets to partition the people voting on it, such that the smaller group has no more than one less than the other group. Each group votes by majority for one vote in the overall vote.”

Anthony: Motion to amend the standing rule such that it can be either included or not included in the process

Tim: To whom do we refer a tie?

Daniel: Motion to amend the standing rule to require an odd number of groups to be created

PASSED, been STOOD

Sold for $4.20 to Anthony

REAL & RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Exec meetings on Sundays, UC 306 12:30-1:30

Charles: We have an event Wean 5320 normal time, not sure where the event is

Howard: Hint hint, you probably want to bring some amount of cash, it will come in handy (“F” lash sale), pay your dues, 15$ semester, 20$/year, enables voting for important stuff, election, voting on booth next week, cheaper tshirts

Kevin: Murder mystery writers, group DM soon, contact Exec if interested, late October, early November

Charles: Has a costco membership, wants accompaniment

McKenna: Has kitchen stuff

Anthony: Listen to my music, on any streaming platform, in schmucks