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MEETING 11/21
OFFICER REPORTS
Kevin: spent a lot of time playing video games
Twain: saw Kevin the only time he was outside in the last 7 days
Charles: demosplash, label printer, Event: movie night, food, probably people should show up (probably MMA14, 7 pm)
Tim^Izzy: attended demosplash, kevin sighting
Julia: slept a lot, booked tickets home
Charles^Howard: has not seen self since last wednesday (Clear the decks)
McKenna^Kaylie: was in Phoenix for a wedding
COMMITTEE REPORTS
teletubbies drama: looked into one of the earlier controversies in 1998 where the moderator asked if the “Teletubbies were dumbing down or wising up” someone said they’re “vaguely evil”, someone called someone else an “ignorant slut”
corn subsidies: $6.60
Tim: chair closest to that water bottle is chair chair
McKenna: Mr. Propaganda Machine requesting report from Oliver
Oliver: “The man playing Oregon trail on an apple 2 PC”
Theo: the AI? committee: requesting a submission from the hivemind committee
“the hive mind committee would like to disband animations made in Oklahoma and Ohio and end report”
AD HOC AIV Committee: Kevin send me your hw?
Teletubby drama committee: correction to question in Trivia game from 2 years ago, asked which country launched an investigation into the teletubbies promoting a homosexual lifestyle, actually a christian evangelists from the US started protesting Tinky Winky earlier
twain: mis teletubby drama committee: I was not allowed to watch teletubbies as a child, since mother thought it was a show for adults, enjoyed it greatly.
Mis teletubby drama committee: can you play the video I just sent you on discord?
McKenna: mis. ad hoc fuck the rules committee
OLD BUSINESS
McKenna: has thing
Oliver: would like the spirit of the thing, not fault: that we will never see the spirit of the thing
NEW BUSINESS
Keerthana: motion to make a standing rule such that any committee auctioned for less than 1$ is automatically chaired by Tinky Winky, emoji: handbag (purple purse), succulent: handbag
PASSED, Sold for 1$ to Keerthana
Tim: motion to create the longrunning gameshow host memorial committee “poisson croissant poisson fulk” (sorry Tim)
Tim: motion to salute Twain with love
PASSED, Sold for 4$ to Tim, chaired by: “fish fish fish”
Keerthana: motion to create the pneumonia committee purpose: “have a moment of silence for anyone who has had even a minor cold this time of year cough”
Various jokes about being sick, CMU students not touching grass, what is and isn’t grass
PASSED, sold to Oliver for 2$, chaired by Tinky Winky
McKenna: please climb with me committee purpose: “to go up, :person_climbing: emoji”
McKenna: ascend opened a new location in point breeze
Oliver: is going down really fast part of the purpose
PASSED, sold to Keerthana for 2$, chaired by “people who want to go up”
Tim: motion to create the melizma appreciation committee, purpose: slurs
PASSED, sold for 1$ to Tim, chaired by Tinky Winky
Izzy: requesting a report from the joke explainer committee
Tim: melizma is the musical term for smearing over multiple notes
Charles: motion to allocate 420$ and 69 c for this weeks event
Oliver: motion to #define charles as a pre-med student
PASSED, been #defined
Charles: motion to create a standing rule, any gamble such that the expected value of it is at least a dollar more than the previous bid emoji: dice, succulent: dice
McKenna: certain function
Charles: max of 2 outcomes, random number generator to choose between outcomes
McKenna: can bid probably x, where x is an amount of money greater than the last bid with a 50% chance you pay that, 50% chance you pay an amount that is doubly as far away from the previous bid as x
Aresh: motion to append
Tim: motion to ammend such that it is a 1/3 chance of x, 1/3 of double the distance from Charles: probably x amount where it is a 50% chance of paying that amount, and 50% of nothing else
Aresh: probably x should be x
Julia: can bid probably x, and it’s just x
Tim: motion to make an allocation for 42$ and 69c for sippy sips and nummy nums for this weeks event, no summit cola, no scub
Oliver: motion to strike no summit cola PASSED, been allocated
Aresh: motion to create a standing rule such that the auction system proposed in the previous standing rule such that the person betting can double or nothing
emoji: love hotel, succulent: aloe vera
Oliver: motion to ammend motion to bid: “X$ double or nothing” if the bid wins, then the coin flip happens, treated as a $X bid
Charles: point of information: is this gambling in the eyes of the law
Kevin: I’m the law and I will turn a blind eye to that, who flips coin
Aresh: the chair
Passed, sold for 3$ double or nothing to Oliver, actually 0$
Keerthana: motion to create the shady financial practices committee “to promote shady financial practices among the KGB”
Twain: would this change your mind?
Izzy: semi-related schmuck has completely cool, unique, pictures of monkeys for the low low price of i don’t even fucking know how they do it
PASSED, sold for: 12$ double or nothing, actually 24$
chaired by: anyone in the totally unrelated KGB research committee
Oliver: totally unrelated KGB research committee “totally unrelated to the shady financial practices comittee”
Keerthana: motion to table for a week
PASSED, been tabled
Charles: I actually have a power of 2 in cents
Tim: motion to note that that’s not prime
Keerthana: if you added a cent it probably would be prime
Tim: if you added a cent and then had x it would be probably x.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Kevin: We R KGB, GBMs, Exec meetings on Sundays UC 306 12:30
Charles: Event this week: KGB watches a film, 7 pm on Friday, MM A14
Kevin: will have rules committee, when2meet will be sent out
Charles: do you know that KGB has a wiki, request access to it from Izzy
Tim: account creation is still weird, get requests to charles
Tim: there’s also like 15 years of minutes on the wiki
SCHMUCKS
Oliver: Hello I’m Oliver, came back to visit bc lost job, love to get dinner with y’all, Everyday Noodles, Betrayal at Kremlin,
Izzy: I don’t actually do NFTs
Charles: KGBooth, work on building smth, lectern, Kevin has not consented to this but he has to use it during GBM, also repair trolley 1:00 Saturday dec 3rd come to the Kage
Keerthana: motion to create broken record committee
Izzy: that’s Kage spelled with a K
McKenna: it’s on the KGB google calendar
Tim: motion to colors GTFO
